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What up, dudes, With draft season around the corner, basically almost here I want to talk about trophy smack.
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Maybe you've heard of trophy smack from Shark Tank.
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Probably heard about it from us.
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Slash dudes and take your fantasy football league to the next level.
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This is the fantasy football dudes podcast.
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What is up my dudes?
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This is Trent with the fantasy football dudes podcast.
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I'm joined by Phil Jordan and Seth.
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On today's episode we have our wide receiver rankings.
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Should be a fun one.
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We got some divas and all other sorts of stuff football related.
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But before we get into that, phil you doing okay, we are recording on a Thursday night.
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Recording on a Thursday night, yeah, so it is a little different.
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I don't know if Seth's had enough time for his divas yet.
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Nice and cool in here.
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Nice and cool, very cool.
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I have a diva.
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You have a good diva.
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I've been talking this up for a while now, so I'm excited to hear about it.
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Oh yes, yeah, he has a good diva, yep.
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I reported it within about a minute of seeing the diva?
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Seeing the diva and I wondered and Trent was very confused when he didn't know what Seth was saying.
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I was confused too, because it was like sporadic texting.
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Well, it's because I was driving while I was texting, so I was just trying to be.
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No, it's not in search for you.
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Some smart people were able to just understand it for the very job.
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Well, yeah, I just wasn't.
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I'm endorsing texting and driving, but I had to report it then because I probably wouldn't remember by the time I stopped driving.
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So, yes, it was a little hard to understand.
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Maybe if you're I don't know speak English language for longer than 30 years, just not able to comprehend, but your comprehension skills are below low par.
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You know well you guys almost took a.
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It's like when.
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I say Trent's illiterate and then like he goes, no, I'm not.
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And then about three message bubbles later he spells a word wrong.
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Yeah, I was wrong there for the 19th time that day.
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I think it was angel.
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I used angel instead of angle.
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No, you know you said instead of angel.
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Yeah, no, I know that's what I meant.
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That wasn't there, though I'm.
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I'm decent at my theirs.
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Yeah, it's taken me a long time, but I'm decent at it.
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Angel and angle gets me a lot, but what has helped me with that is emojis, because the emoji will pop up.
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Whether it's an angel will pop at the end, or it'll be like the angle.
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And that that does help.
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That does help.
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Apple has saved Trent's career.
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No one else has noticed that when they put those two in there.
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I don't.
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I'm not saying either of those words.
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I don't know when the last times I've texted.
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I love when Trent makes like the mockups for the drafts and then like we find out like something, he's like, is this look good?
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And then he's like I'm like, oh, yeah, it looks pretty good.
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But I'm like, oh, but this is two words.
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He goes sorry, canva doesn't have.
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Like yeah, no, canva doesn't have spell check.
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It's terrible.
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It really messes me up.
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I rely on spell check and today even on our draft.
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We had a draft for our million dollar, million dollar and did a little bit with the voting.
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I used an old mold, one of our old draft boards back when I used to team one and it was, so I did.
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It was team ABC.
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I forgot to change that on the mold.
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And then the voting I put team one through four.
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So, just so you like that.
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It's all right.
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Big guy, don't worry about it.
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I will say that.
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That was a really that was a really good draft.
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If you haven't already heard that draft, please go back and listen to that draft.
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Trent continues to call Seth Jordan's first mate throughout the entire thing Cause.
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Jordan said that he wanted to get a.
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It's so stupid we got, we got Skipper and Gilligan over here.
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That was a pretty.
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That was a good draft, I think.
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But you asked me how I'm doing.
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I'm not doing.
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Well, yeah, you got a lower back pain, I have a lower back injury and I I've explained it this way like I'm a fast Twitch athlete leaving, living in someone who's just like slightly overweight.
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Does that make sense?
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Like I think that I'm like my the.
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If you see me like run a route, you may be surprised.
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Like wow, that guy actually ran a route decently, but like it's it's severely slower.
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It's almost like I'm doing like walk football, but it's like a crisp route.
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Does that make sense?
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He runs these routes like pretty decently, but then like not only five plays later he's crawling off the field because he just destroyed his ankle or I'm out of gas or the gas tanks on him.
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Have you been playing?
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walk foot, he's panting.
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We should play a game of walk football in Trent's backyard.
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Two on two, that'd be great Walk football is the best, and also indoor.
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we need to get an indoor trend.
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The problem is that we don't have like a little hookup indoor basketball thing here.
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I have one as soon as we get to that.
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No, Jordan would disembarrass us.
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Jordan would disembarrass us, and when?
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we basketball.
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Phil's explaining his back hurting and, like him, being some athlete, he's.
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He's the one who told us his back hurt because of these chairs.
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So I don't know why he's giving us an athlete background when he's claiming it's the chair that hurt his back.
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Well, trent is probably going to be like icy hot in here it does Bio freeze.
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But it's also not the worst.
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Not a sponsor, yet Sponsor Phil and all his many injuries.
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Yes, exactly, I had a knee injury like six weeks ago.
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This guy's a walking billboard for icy hot, oh man Band-aids.
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Icy hot.
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Whatever Band-aids I'd love to Phil, you don't need a band-aid for a bad back.
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Stupid.
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Should we just let Seth?
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Should we let Seth get into his diva real quick and then we can go into our wide receiver range yeah, but do you really you guys don't mind these chairs.
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Can I just ask that real quick?
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They're fine, I think they're okay.
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For a guy who doesn't like them, you sure have me bring them to your house for parties quite a bit.
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The sad part is, it's true, like out of at least three parties I've had, you've brought these chairs.
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You've also told me you like the chairs.
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It's just recently, yeah, recently.
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I think it's just age catching up with me.
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You know, that could be my diva of the week too.
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Let's hear it, seth.
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I think we need to get into this, yeah, because I've been waiting longer.
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I'll go back into my background.
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I saw a movie before I came so I got the news that we were going to start later, so I was like, oh my gosh, see a movie.
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I saw the Oppenheimer movie.
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How was it?
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I thought it was pretty good, it was okay.
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What is that about exactly?
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It's about the making of the atomic bomb.
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And so it's the story of the doctor behind it.
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It's pretty interesting, but my diva.
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So not related to the movie, not related to the movie, I was just kind of giving my background on what I did and that was basically what I did this week is.
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That was it, and the reason why we're going to early is because I'm going to be gone on Sunday, but my diva.
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So I happen to be driving home from work and usually the street I drive on quite frequently because my in-laws live near this street is a street that crosses right next to a golf course and this golf course has the front nine is on one side of the street and the back nine is on the other half, so the golfers go under the bridge and whole nine, or sorry, whole 10 is right next to the other side.
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And so I happen to be driving over and I'm on the phone talking to my wife and I just drive past this guy who is openly taking a leak on a tree Like he's hiding himself from his friends, but he's in the full view of the road I've seen the same, so I look over and I just see this guy exposing himself to me and I'm like this guy has to be completely wasted at 10 am in the morning.
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Do you know who he is?
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Name him.
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I don't know who he is, but if you're an older guy, no, no, he's like a prior age.
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Wow, I was shocked.
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I was like this guy's either like dumb.
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He's either dumb, or he is just, or or he is clearly intoxicated.
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Dude Seth, so you don't like you don't accidentally expose yourself, unless you are intoxicated or you are just a better picture for me.
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So he was like he was like right next to a tree, or is he just right there on whole nine?
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No, he's on, he's on whole 10.
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So just he's on whole 10 and right about to tee off on whole 10.
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His friends are teeing off.
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He's behind the tree and so whole 10 over here where they're teeing off.
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He's behind a tree over here, right next to the golf cart path on the other side, and the road happens to be on the side of the tree that he's standing on and this guy's for sure taking a leak.
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I can see the stream.
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That's how close the road is to this guy.
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Take a picture to last longer.
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No, I don't want to.
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I was just like no.
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Seth, that's my diva.
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No, no, people not knowing their surroundings or being so intoxicated that you just can't make a smart choice.
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I'm like if you go to the bathroom, the clubhouse is literally 50 yards from this whole might be less.
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I'd said that those people who live right there, I think you get exposed all the time, because I've seen the exact same thing happening, driving in that exact same, but it's the worst spot Like if you want to, you can pick a more open spot, but like somewhere between whole 13 and whole 15.
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We're not like every card that drives by on the road is going to see you.
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Sometimes you just got to go.
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This wasn't me, by the way but no, no, Seth, I know exactly what you're talking about and I honestly thought about calling the golf course and reporting it at one point.
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I was just shocked because I was on the phone and I just looking at these guys teeing off and he is just leaking.
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Man, I'm just like what are you doing?
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Like you are exposing yourself.
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I'm so glad you brought this up.
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It's bad Seth, it is awful.
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I'm like yeah, that's my diva People who are either too dumb or too intoxicated to hide themselves, and the problem is is that he, that person, went behind a tree, and that's almost like covering your eyes and thinking that people can't see you.
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Do you know what I'm saying?
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Well, it's like.
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It's like he thought he'd hide himself from his buddies, but like I'm not going to hide myself from strangers.
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Yeah.
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From the general population.
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Yeah, Somebody needs to call the.
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Call the police on that corner, or just go use this thing and rest him.
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You're on a golf cart.
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Being an adult is all you're asking.
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I'm not yeah.
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Hey Phil, are you someone to like?
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You're like it's a pot calling the kettle black.
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You don't want to test to get up and take a leak every five seconds in this building.
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He's just he actually the privacy of a place.
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I'm not, I, I, I, I, yeah, but like you can, actually going into a toilet?
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Yes, Are you?
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Are you going?
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No, yes we?
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I am, yes, it's a little bit different.
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Yes, that's a little bit, but you can't control yourself, so how you expect other people to control themselves?
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No, I know that that's wait, that's not.
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We are not encouraging public people on the phone.
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Phil does not indulge in public indecency?
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Yeah, he also has.
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No self control when it comes.
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Those are two different things.
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They're not even the close to being the same, Not even close.
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Hey, let's let's clean this up right here, guys.
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So, speaking about all this, the modern man's a man who takes care of himself.
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Manscaping isn't just for life special occasions, it's a requirement for optimal health, spear hygiene and healthy self-esteem.
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You now have the right tools for a safe and precise grooming and hard to navigate sensitive areas, and maybe the guy just has self healthy self-esteem Seth.
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I don't know.
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But anyways, go to manscapingmanscapecom forward.
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Just go to manscapecom.
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Dude's 20 for 20% off Our whole entire order.
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Guys, really helps us out.
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They got the lawnmower 4.0.
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They have the weed wacker.
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They have those nice, nice, buttery smooth boxers.
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Is that what you would say with those Phil?
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I'm taking all my pairs on this trip.
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I'm going, yeah, all of my pairs.
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Yeah.
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It's no, you should end of the humid and they'll help you, because you're going to human climate.
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It's actually, I mean, tropical.
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You're going to a tropical climate.
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So, yeah, so go ahead, guys.
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I'm still can't get over what Jordan said.
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Dude's 20.
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Comparing you to a flasher, basically is what he did.
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Yeah, it's like comparing people who use a in-home restroom.
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What you're talking about happened.
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No, no, we're not going about someone who's using the bathroom outdoors, like in front of people, like that's not even the same as like using the restroom at someone else's house.
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That's like Phil going on a run and he has to pee in the middle of the road because he can't help himself.
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Yes, which I would never do, that's what Jordan implied.
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Well, I don't know my evidence of Phil's self-control is very low, like he has not exhibited very, very high self-control.
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Self-control and indecent exposure Like that.
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They're drastic.
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There's a fine line.
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They might pour like Jordan.
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Jordan Probably like, but Phil likes to walk it.
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I just want to know, I just want to know like what other things are Jordan comparing in his mind about?
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Like other people and like that is like so wildly different.
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It's very different.
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It's so wildly different the correlation is not far off.
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No, it is not.
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I mean yes it is it's?
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terrible.
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It's not.
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This is so weird.
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This is weird, guys, for first time.
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No, it's like someone has to use the restroom, Therefore they can't make it to the restroom.
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Like that, doesn't?
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Those aren't the same thing.
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Do you know what I'm saying?
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I really didn't think this was going to be a bathroom talk.