Things that don't make sense draft
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Speaker 3:What is up, my dudes? This is Trent with the fantasy football dudes podcast. I'm joined by Phil Seth and Jordan got the. You know we're here in the dude din got a nice little setup here. Check us out on YouTube at TFF dudes. I'm gonna like this video and subscribe. We got a things that don't make sense draft. Okay. So we're here trying to figure out what we want to do, like, jordan maybe has a little technical difficulties, so he's gonna have a little bit of adversity here. So that's fine. And it doesn't make sense, jordan, that you don't have Wi-Fi right now and everyone else does make sense. You're right, so you could say your computer doesn't make sense and I think that might get votes for people. There's a lot of people who are a little like you and that you know can't zero commuter.
Speaker 4:Don't ever call me a litter, that's like the pot. What is it? Pot Call the count. All right, point proven.
Speaker 3:So anyways, we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this draft here, guys, but before we do this draft, we are going to recap our fruit draft, and I did a bold strategy of punting to the fourth round, fourth pick. It did not go as planned.
Speaker 1:It hurt me. So, and if you're on YouTube and you see this guy massaging his like planner fasciitis, sitting right next to me without shoes, like, please just go ahead and give us a thumbs down on that planner fasciitis at the moment. He's just like here massaging his foot.
Speaker 3:No one can see my foot, but you like just the problem. It's adversity, maybe it doesn't make sense. So yeah, so last week's draft was a fruit draft. Yeah, sorry, since we aren't in the garage.
Speaker 1:I don't have to wear shoes anymore. The last week's draft on this draft is gonna be midnight snacks or fruit draft.
Speaker 3:Our first place team was Phil team to. He took yellow peach, pineapple and green grapes. In second place was Jordan, with 26% of the votes. He had strawberry, apple and cantaloupe. And in third place was me team four with 21% of the votes. I had avocados, cherries and mangoes. Second last place was Seth with a mandarin blueberries and plums. I think plums lost it for you, seth.
Speaker 5:So I'm sorry. People are un-culture and never had a good plum in their life. It's true, I don't have a good, plum man Come on. I'm people don't need stone fruit anymore, and that's just the problem here and Phil taking yellow peaches, kind of a cheat code because peaches are canned and like you can have canned peaches like that's really good, but also it just sucked in like a sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3:Like those donuts, just syrup, coke and cold thing.
Speaker 5:Peach yeah.
Speaker 3:It's being un-cultured. You know there's a lot of un-cultured people in fancy football right now.
Speaker 5:They're doing their drafts on Yahoo or ESPN or NFLcom, justin Jefferson is ranked like way below by some people, yeah, cbs.
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Speaker 1:It's different, it's going to be kind of tough, but here's the thing that never made sense to me. It still doesn't make sense to me. Life Fair enough. Why join this podcast would probably be number two. The third thing, and probably the thing that stands out to me the most the beyond the meat burger patties. Oh, why do they shape them like burger patties? You know what I'm saying? Like, if you're not choosing to eat meat, make that thing a triangle. Make it a triangle, do something do something elaborate.
Speaker 3:Well, you're not just saying beyond meat, you're going beyond meat, burger patties. You're correct, you could put that in a photo.
Speaker 1:So you don't like that. It's the shape. I don't like that. It's the shape, no like. Why are you going to make something that looks like me if you're choosing not to eat meat?
Speaker 3:So you're, it's beyond meat, not the shape of the burger, all of it. That's what I would do.
Speaker 5:It feels mad that it's trying to impersonate a burger. Correct I'm that. You're not eating a burger. At this point You're not eating a burger.
Speaker 1:You're not eating a burger at this point. I have, I have no problem. If you want to be vegetarian, that's. That doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 5:Not good for you, but it's okay, but we are sort of a health pod.
Speaker 1:you know, after the fruit draft and stuff like that, here's what I say, like, if you're choosing not to eat meat, I guess maybe, like people still want to have, like, the nostalgia of eating meat, but like I just don't get it. You know what I'm saying. Like, like Seth said, make it a triangle, make it something elaborate to make you enjoy a little bit more. Just don't do the same thing I'm doing if I'm eating a meat patty.
Speaker 3:Well, you wouldn't want to be impersonated. I wouldn't want to be impersonated. It'd be hard. I'm unique. I wouldn't recommend it. I don't know who would do that, but no, it's hard to beat a good burger.
Speaker 1:I just don't get it Like yeah, I've cooked one of those on my grill. No, you didn't, I've had to do that you were part of the problem. You are part of the problem. I didn't get it by choice. There was someone who came to my party and they said can you grill this? You always say no. I should have said no, but at that moment it was beat. It was like. It was kind of like one of those things where it's like you don't have time to say no and you don't know what you're throwing on, and then then they say what it is and you're like shoot. And I couldn't push it through the grill grates because I felt like you know that was. That would be too rude.
Speaker 3:You know, mostly mushrooms, I think eggplant.
Speaker 1:They used to have eggplants there are some that have beans Like there's some bean bean ones Like I'm sure they taste good, I just don't get it. You know what I'm saying. Like, if you want to do that, that's fine. Like I've had vegetarian meals that I really like. There's actually quite a few vegetarian meals that I really like, but they're not, they don't like present themselves as meat. Do you get what I'm saying? Gotcha, be what you are is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:No, I I agree. I don't know anyone who would disagree, like there's surely there's people who disagree with you. But yeah, beyond meat is disgusting. Like I accidentally got a beyond meat beef jerky packet at the airport one time. I thought I was going to die. What it tastes like. Garbage it was absolutely.
Speaker 5:It was like it was like yeah, it was like you put beef jerky in your mouth. No, that's not real.
Speaker 3:No, you put beef jerky in your mouth and it's like sour. It's the weirdest thing ever.
Speaker 1:No, the ones that, the things that I don't have a problem with if it's made of veggies, that doesn't bother me, but if it's when it's like man made like who knows what, that's the stuff that weirds me out. You know like I'd rather eat beef that I know how it's made. I raised cows and I'm like Rancher, but anyhow, let's just move on.
Speaker 3:Okay, what do we got here? Who's next? I like, yeah, you are.
Speaker 4:Should I say Phil being a cattle rancher? That's something that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3:It's true, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1:It's also not true, I'm going.
Speaker 4:I'm going to true content I'm going for right now. I'm going right in to the weeds here. I'm going. Covid in 2023 doesn't make sense, okay.
Speaker 1:Not COVID in general in 2020.
Speaker 4:COVID in COVID existing in 2023 does not make sense. What do you mean by that? Like right now people still take, people like yes like not that it exists, because obviously it's, the flu is going to exist, but people acting like we're back in 2020 is 2023. You know?
Speaker 3:like you're talking about all the precautions and everything like people still like, people still people still acting like we're in you know lockdown. Yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 4:I think it's a good one, like COVID in 2023, doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 3:Okay, I think that's good. Oh, I'm up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm up, you were up.
Speaker 3:Okay, I, I do this a lot and so I'm part of the problem but opening the fridge, seeing there's no food in there, then going back to the fridge and opening it up again like five minutes later like a fridge double trend does every single night. Yeah, I do it all the time Like you know there's nothing in there, and then you go open it up again and like what are we doing?
Speaker 5:Yeah, because there's been times too, where I'll sit there and I just stare at the same thing and I'm like, why am I still here? Yeah, that's right. That's a good point, trent.
Speaker 4:That's a good one. And here's the thing like you're thinking you miss something.
Speaker 3:And you know what, I'm a guy that misses things, you know. I mean, like I can hardly remember where I put the remote sometimes. You know what I mean. So, yeah, like I do at other people's houses, I do it at work, you know. You just, sometimes it's like, hey, I'm kind of just want to see what's in the fridge. Oh, I already did this twice today. Like how many do you think you do it every day, Seth? No, I for sure do it every day. Or you want to see, like at work, I like to see what other people are putting in the work fridge. You know what I mean. Like, hey, that looks pretty good. Like not that I'm eating it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but that's a key.
Speaker 4:I like the window shop in their refrigerator.
Speaker 3:Well, sometimes there's good ideas like hey, I should buy that. Like oh, there's a new kind of Raviolis or whatever you know like yeah, but that's a community fridge.
Speaker 5:I think it's a retarget. So are you saying?
Speaker 1:you don't make sense by doing a double-take.
Speaker 5:No, it doesn't make sense doing double. Takes in your own fridge when you know there's nothing new in there.
Speaker 3:You know, I'm saying like you know there's no food in your fridge. You just open it five minutes ago, but you're still kind of hungry. So you're gonna look in the fridge again, Do you do?
Speaker 1:that regularly.
Speaker 3:Oh, I do it at least.
Speaker 1:I only go to the fridge and I feel like Jordan's probably the same. I only go to the fridge if I know something is in there that I'm more like Trent than you think really.
Speaker 4:Or sometimes I'll like Know there's nothing in the fridge, I'll open it. Stay at the fridge, maybe check the pantry and then open the fridge back up again.
Speaker 3:That's like you got to weigh out your options.
Speaker 4:I'm or. I know there's nothing in here. I'm just staring at you like why is there nothing in my fridge right now?
Speaker 3:Yeah, get your life together. It's like my favorite pastime. You know like? It's just like hey, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm like I don't want to eat anything in here.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, that's all I had.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just like how can I whip something up out of this? Yeah, jumbled mess. Yeah, and then you order Sun Hong Kong.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like yeah, that's what I always do. Actually, it's like what would David Copperfield do if he was in this situation, with all this?
Speaker 1:stuff.
Speaker 3:I thought you're gonna say David Goggins, but no, no, the man with no knees, yeah, so, no. So opening the fridge when you know there's nothing there? That's that's my First pick. What do you got here, seth? I think that relates to a lot of people too.
Speaker 5:Like yeah, why do we call pants or shorts a pair? A pair of pants, why do we call it a pair? It's a single item.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe because they're that doesn't make sense though but that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4:You have two pant legs.
Speaker 5:Was a pair of pant legs, yeah you call a pair of pant, legs on a pair of pants. Sometimes people say pair of jeans.
Speaker 3:Maybe fills there my this is not your best. I don't know what feels a rancher.
Speaker 5:I mean he wears chaps. I guess maybe that's a pair of champs.
Speaker 3:When you put on your chaps, do you say like, hey, I get my pair of chaps? Or just say I get my chaps. Pair of chaps for sure.
Speaker 1:Right, help set that here.
Speaker 3:No, that is a bad pick that you will not win this draft because it's not a pair of pants.
Speaker 5:It's a single item. It's like oh, my shirt has two armholes. Am I calling it a pair of armholes, a pair of arm sleeves?
Speaker 3:That makes sense. Right there You're selling me. It's not gonna win on a draft board, though Nope, it is. Actually doesn't make have fun drafting at the fourth spot Next week.
Speaker 5:Pair of pants. Pair of pants doesn't make sense. A pair of last place finishes.
Speaker 1:I might take last place. This draft is gonna get increasingly harder, it's gonna get harder.
Speaker 3:But beyond meat is good, beyond me. That's why. That's why the first round is so important here, guys, because Opening the fridge everyone relates with maybe girls don't do that Would you say that's safe to do, say I don't think my wife does that, like my wife has caught me, like looking in the fridge. And then she's like what are you doing?
Speaker 5:I don't know if the word caught is getting right, because I think Trent's at the fridge a lot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, I've been caught. Yeah not hard to call it, the fridge 24 hours a day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he has his iPad set up in there. 50.
Speaker 4:Trent's work office is actually next to the fridge, yeah.
Speaker 3:Like those fridges that have the alarms on there when the doors been open. That's a terrible thing, but what I'm saying is is like I don't think women that wakes him up out of his days. That's why he hates it. Sometimes I'm just daydreaming what if? What?
Speaker 5:is it? He's playing football games and just turns around and looks at his fridge.
Speaker 1:Trent, you had a box of KFC the other day had a box, two boxes, a KFC, yeah, like how much food fit in there, said did you go buy and get some of that?
Speaker 5:No, I wasn't. I wasn't there. Oh, there's a couple buckets.
Speaker 3:There was a lot of mashed potatoes, probably 10 times more honey and better than what we needed, I went to the chicken first. Fried chicken, absolutely.
Speaker 1:What was it? Strips, or did you go like that? What are you better? Surprised in there too.
Speaker 3:You got to go with, like the, the drumstick, the thighs on both. So we had a fried chicken, then we had the grilled chicken, so I got one of each. A thigh of each. Thighs is the best way to go when it comes to chicken. And then there was some fries there. Kfc fries are really good. They are good. You can't probably the most underrated fry out there.
Speaker 1:Interesting, you were to have a fry draft, it'd be KFC would be the best one for most of these, I think it would be a sleeper actually, like it would be absolute sleeper yeah so also so.
Speaker 3:So I'm gonna recap this draft here right here. First round, we had Beyond Meat COVID in 23 opening the fridge in a pair of pants. Why are they called a pair? I don't even know how I'm gonna put that on a draft board, but we'll just put hey why is?
Speaker 5:pants called a pair.
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Speaker 1:I'm going with sorry, this is Looking at trying to look up things. I kind of like this one. It is. I'm going with Menus that don't have prices on them. I Saw that one online. It doesn't doesn't make a lot of sense. I'm kind of a frugal guy.
Speaker 3:Kind of Means without prices. I don't think I've ever seen one.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's common. It's like market price things or you're talking about ones that just don't have it in general.
Speaker 1:It just won't have it in general, like if you walk up to a coffee shop they may not have price, but it'll just have listed out like the coffee shop that you went to yeah. Yeah, you're right, it doesn't have the, the one in the where I used to live, because I don't think.
Speaker 5:I think, when people look at the Individual price, whether the grand total, I think the grand total is less brutal than looking at the individual price of something to where you're like man, that's six dollars, and then a month later You're like man, six fifty. No, yeah, you know me, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no. So I don't think that makes sense. Like I want to know what I'm paying for when I'm buying it. You know what I'm saying. Like I think every single place, if you're buying something at a restaurant, the price should be listed. Market price is different.
Speaker 2:I agree with that. Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1:I'm okay with sorry, trying to almost backhand you there. Okay, I'm okay with market price, but I'm not okay with, like, if you're just serving me a latte, just tell me it's 550 like. That's all I need to know.
Speaker 5:You know the price. Let me make the call. Let me, let me order it and then be like man it's 550. I don't want it.
Speaker 1:I'm smart enough to be able to try. If I have that amount in my bank account you know what I'm saying yeah. Or if I want to spend that much, yep, I think that, yeah, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5:It doesn't make sense. Don't me support your business. Tell me the price exactly happy to support.
Speaker 1:Tell me the price. Train you don't agree with that?
Speaker 4:You're like.
Speaker 1:I like, I like going in blind and being surprised at the end. No, I don't like being surprised.
Speaker 3:I just think you know businesses that do that are stupid and I don't think there's that many of them out there.
Speaker 4:So I'm sure there's some, I guess, more common than my dad told me never ordered something off the menu that doesn't have a price next to it. Yeah, it's really cuz, you're not gonna like the price. Exactly, that's what I'm saying, and you're always there's places like good like some things about prices and they'll be like, it'll be like market price and it's like well, don't ask for the price.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, a blueberry scone is not gonna be market. You know what I'm saying. Like if it's like a fresh cod what you say blueberry prices do fluctuate.
Speaker 5:Not a scone, though, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm about to walk off this pod. All I'm saying is like, if it's like fresh cod, cod like yeah, I'm okay with like a market price fluctuation.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying like but the truth is that if they don't have prices on there, it's cuz you're not gonna like the price. It's expensive, I hate places.
Speaker 1:It's no, the coffee shop that that Seth and I are talking about a latte is like 650. That's not outrageous. That's how much you pay at Starbucks. Like, just list it on there, it doesn't. It doesn't make me think that this joint is more hipster by not listing the price. It's expensive. No, it makes me annoyed and want to walk out of the place, but what?
Speaker 3:but you still tell people to go there all the time, so you're not that annoyed.
Speaker 1:They may have a good breakfast sandwich and I know the price. Now, that's all I'm saying. I'm just saying have the price, the other thing that I was gonna say, and now I'm losing my thought process cuz Trent interjected that dumb comment. Dumb is Never mind, just move on now. I Agree with what your dad said, jordan, and I think it's far more common than Trent thinks like I think it's there's a lot of Restaurants that do that what I hate is when I go to a restaurant they have the prices like taped over with a new price on there.
Speaker 3:You know I'm talking about like yeah, I can. It'll be like whatever tape there.
Speaker 5:You know the meal is usually not a new menu at that point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it's tough when it's on the wall, though, you know, I'm saying I'm talking about like a coffee shop, like they have it taped over and they write it on there. That's the stuff. That kind of noise me like man. I missed it by an hour. You know they just changed the prices or whatever and saw me coming, so anyways, what?
Speaker 1:are you not?
Speaker 3:every hour is happy hour, exactly what?
Speaker 4:do you got Jordan? I'm trying to write with a phrases, but I'm gonna go with people who pay for fancy water, like like smart water, like and I disagree like liquid.
Speaker 5:Yeah yeah, fiji water. No, that's a little bit different, though that's carbonated, but would you throw?
Speaker 1:that in there Would you throw, like look like people, like smart water and.
Speaker 4:Water bottles or arrowhead are the exact same thing like no, that's inaccurate.
Speaker 1:The flavor, the flavor of those two Arrowhead you might as well be licking a tire no it is.
Speaker 5:It's air ahead gives me a headache.
Speaker 1:Thank you, Seth, I don't know that bad.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I will drink it if I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1:Yes, if I'm going to die, you can buy. I'm in the Sahara.
Speaker 4:I might drink an air, a bottle of air so you can buy arrowhead for a dollar or smart water for six dollars and you're buying smart water.
Speaker 1:No, no, but the thing that you said is disaunty and arrowhead are the same. That's where you lost me. They're relatively similar when it comes to pricing.
Speaker 4:There's no, what I'm, that's you. I Said no, I said disaunty or arrowhead your whole statement must be true. Water guy, no, I said buying smart water or Fiji water over like this box water, I don't know, there's some level I will not buy box water. I have like expense actually never bought it, I had someone buy it more expensive than the other is. Is just doesn't make sense. Like, why, like, why spend more?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean the best water, if you really think about, is that, like double filtered Starbucks water, you ever get a Starbucks ice water? I think that's just tap.
Speaker 5:It's really good. I think it's tap it is.
Speaker 1:I mean it's super good.
Speaker 3:Phil acts like disaunty straight dog cheeks water, it's not that bad water like no.
Speaker 1:I like water.
Speaker 5:I said water, water.
Speaker 4:Why do you?
Speaker 5:just say dog water.
Speaker 4:It's not also disaunty, it's disaunty. Yeah, that's, that's what I said. It's not all. You said, I guess, the dream of transit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know, yeah, I, I disagree paper fancy?
Speaker 4:I don't think that's a bad I don't think that's a bad one, though.
Speaker 1:What if I?
Speaker 3:think that's good.
Speaker 1:So you wouldn't throw like LeCroy or liquid death in that bunch You're not water.
Speaker 3:I'm a croiss cheap.
Speaker 2:Look what's like great dollars water bottle water.
Speaker 5:He's that's it. That's like a, that's a value added.
Speaker 1:All right fine.
Speaker 5:Plain bottled water.
Speaker 4:I think he's saying like Fiji Voss yeah, like the fancy water, like People who just want to feel like they're drinking something special because it has a fancy package on it Bottled waters, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1:You go to.
Speaker 4:Trader Joe's, so you probably like that. Yeah, it's true he does. I was there last night. Yeah, you probably bought some fancy water.
Speaker 3:Think of all the cool things you could buy with how frugal you are if you didn't shop at fancy pants stores.
Speaker 1:I will say though, Trader Joe's, you won't walk out of that place spending less than fifty bucks.
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 1:It's crazy. They have good snacks, though it's hard to yeah.
Speaker 4:you're paying like ten dollars for a bag of chips over there. No, it's not that expensive. Yeah, yeah it's pretty expensive.
Speaker 1:Eight bucks, sorry, A place for a modern man no that's not a modern man. It's good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know what's Modern pricing?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, it's for a modern man.
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Speaker 5:I love how we're recapping round two and I haven't even drafted anything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, totally forgot, but we just, phil, teed me up for a perfect promo, so I don't know if it matters if you draft it from this point on Did you draft it around two Trent? I haven't drafted either. You're right. Good point, phil's teeing me up and he knows I'm a creature of habit. I'm going to go with myself. I don't make sense, that's what Trent's going to say.
Speaker 4:Well, that would for sure I mean the draft.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go with women, my frontal cortex. I think, that's perfect, right there. Women don't make sense. You know. You ask you know where do you want to go for dinner? I'll go anywhere. No, I don't want to go there. I don't want to go there. I don't want to go there. I actually want to go to red lobster. Why didn't you tell me you wanted to go to lobster in the first place? I'm saying, I think that's a great thing.
Speaker 1:No one really wants red lobster. I will say that.
Speaker 3:I love red lobster, those biscuits.
Speaker 5:I think it's kind of the same boat as Chili's.
Speaker 3:No red lobster, Thank you. No red lobster is way better than Chili's.
Speaker 1:So where would you rate red lobster or?
Speaker 3:outback Red lobster. For sure, those biscuits are amazing.
Speaker 1:Biscuits are good.
Speaker 3:The biscuits are good. You can get a pasta. You don't like pasta, Phil, Come on Shrimp pasta, oyster pasta. You can get all those shrimp. You can eat all that stuff.
Speaker 2:No, red lobster is fine dining, I think this is a bad take.
Speaker 4:This is a bad take. Red lobster is not fine dining.
Speaker 1:Everything you've just said is a bad take Good, but it's not fine.
Speaker 4:dining it's not good. I love red lobster.
Speaker 1:He likes it because they list the price for other than you?
Speaker 4:How do we get the red?
Speaker 1:lobster.
Speaker 2:No wonder.
Speaker 1:Trent.
Speaker 5:Because this all is a bad take. This is a bad take, this is all a bad take.
Speaker 3:This pick right here. Say what you want. You don't have to agree with me. This pick will win me this draft.
Speaker 4:No one, no one agrees with you. It's a fine pick, but I think you might be the problem for why your woman don't make sense to you.
Speaker 5:I think I can sort of agree, but maybe I respect my wife.
Speaker 3:Jordan. I grew up with three sisters. I have all daughters Like, yeah, I understand, you grew up in a house with all men, so did.
Speaker 4:I that's fine, but I'm just telling you, I don't know if a married man should take this pick, I could have gotten away with taking this pick, I think.
Speaker 3:I don't care, this is the pick that will win. And it would be like, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:Trust me, someone got the next week. It doesn't make sense. It makes sense.
Speaker 3:I'll sleep in here this place is super cool. I love this place. Ask me if I'm scared.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not scared. I'll sleep in here. You are scared.
Speaker 3:Of what the jokers on this pod? No, I'm here to win a draft. It was a bad take. I'm playing for keys.
Speaker 5:I'll tell you what doesn't make sense Fun size candy. Yep, yep, it ain't fun when it's a small candy.
Speaker 1:Yep, I agree, no, what am I?
Speaker 5:going to try to do Fit him in my pocket.
Speaker 4:No, I'm eating that thing, and it'll melt if you're taking a pocket. I think Trent likes it because he can eat like five of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not feel as bad. It's fun to see how many he can fit in his mouth.
Speaker 3:A fun fact one time I Don't say the fun fact. No, I put a fun size Reese's Snored of it. No, reese's peanut butter cup. You know what I'm talking about. Yes, put it in my pocket. Went to my sister's graduation. Forgot about it. It was hot.
Speaker 5:Set up. Everyone thought he no no Side pocket.
Speaker 3:broke my phone, clogged my speaker. Melted chocolate could not get it out.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3:So I was like I could text, I could call, but I couldn't hear unless I was on speakerphone. I jammed my speaker on my phone full of melted chocolate. Let's get back to what I said. Hold on hold on.
Speaker 5:Can I say this too? That doesn't make sense why you're storing candy in the same pocket as your phone.
Speaker 3:I forgot, I forgot about it, your phone lives in its own pocket, everything else finds a pocket, yeah, nothing else goes in your pocket.
Speaker 2:You're right it was cargo.
Speaker 5:With the exception of, maybe, a wallet. No, I don't even think. I think your phone has its own pocket.
Speaker 4:I think Trent doesn't make sense. Seems to be a pick in this next round.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but this doesn't make sense Fun size candy. No, you're wearing cargo Like baggy pocket. Maybe it fell in there, I don't know. Do I look like a guy that wants to save a snack size Reese's? No, I forgot, it was in my pocket.
Speaker 2:No, you do it yeah you want to save it?
Speaker 3:How do you not? No, I would eat it once sitting. This is so stupid guys. I had it in my pocket. Who?
Speaker 5:puts their phone in their cargo pocket. Put it in your side pocket.
Speaker 3:My side pocket. That's what I'm saying. Baggy pants, cargo pants are baggy. You can't feel the candy flopping around. No, it's a little tiny Reese's the size of a quarter Seth. I feel a quarter in my pocket.
Speaker 1:No, you wouldn't no you wouldn't?
Speaker 3:You pull the log out of your own eye Seth. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:No, you just hey, that is such a stupid thing to happen.
Speaker 3:It's a stupid thing to happen. I agree, I open up the store.
Speaker 2:You want to hear something stupid that doesn't make sense. Trance doesn't make sense. Don't put your arm real. That doesn't make sense, was it?
Speaker 1:an iPhone. Was it an iPhone?
Speaker 3:Yes, it was. What gen was it? I don't remember the gen. It was 2013,. Phil, why don't you go look up what the iPhone was? Iphone 2 probably. Yeah, iPhone 2 or 3.
Speaker 1:I can't believe a pea-sized, a pea-sized.
Speaker 3:It's the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, the snack size.
Speaker 1:I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:They're wrapped in foil by themselves.
Speaker 1:Do you think you could fit 10? Do you think you can pop in 10?
Speaker 3:With my eyes closed? No, I don't know why. Are you asking me that that's the weirdest thing to have in a hot spot? No, but fun size is not good. No, but I think that's really reason why no one wants to get fun size, even in there.
Speaker 5:No one wants to get Fun. Size is the big thing, I think, for Halloween, but no one wants to get fun-sized stuff in their Halloween bag. I think that's all they pass out, though. I know that's the thing.
Speaker 2:It's a scam. Yeah, big candy. Does it make sense, big candy?
Speaker 5:Big candy doesn't make sense. Why do they make fun size? It's theft.
Speaker 1:I have a funny story about. I'm not going to say it, let's just move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3:Now, we did too much.
Speaker 5:Round two is now finished Also.
Speaker 3:Menus without prices, people who pay for fancy water, women in fun-sized candy was round two. There we go, all right. So, guys, it's draft season. Go ahead and get your fantasy football trophy or belt. Have you got it yet? For 15% off. Go to wwwtrophysmackcom. Forward slash dudes. Take your fantasy football league to the next level. They got all your needs Draft boards, loser awards, trophy smack is the place for you. Again. Forward slash dudes at the end helps us out for 15% off. Your whole entire order, phil. What are you taking here with your last pick, buddy?
Speaker 1:I think this is a weird one. Okay, this is a really weird one. I don't understand. This is so hard, and it's maybe because I have. When I die, I just want to be. What do they, they, they like you turn into Ash, what is that thing called?
Speaker 4:Cremated.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just want to be cremated. Like that's my thing, like I'm dead, I'll see my family again in heaven. Like I don't understand paying tens of thousand dollars for a casket.
Speaker 5:Wow, we want more, but here, yeah, this is Jeez man. Do you get what I'm saying, though? What if your family wants to like? Just, I don't know, maybe it's more about them than you.
Speaker 3:Getting buried in a casket is your. No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1:Like. I don't like.
Speaker 4:I don't know. That is what you said.
Speaker 3:No, no, no no no no, people spend Funerals.
Speaker 2:Okay, no luxury.
Speaker 4:No, luxury People who spend like like you want the, the, the, the box, the wooden box. That's what you want.
Speaker 3:You're dead, Phil.
Speaker 1:Why do you care? Exactly you, you don't.
Speaker 3:You don't get what I'm saying, Like I, I don't like, I, I, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1:All right, let's not use that one. No, you already taking it.
Speaker 4:It's not luxury funeral. No, no, no, it's not, no, not luxury funeral.
Speaker 1:I'm saying luxury casket, say luxury casket, okay, luxury casket.
Speaker 3:Okay, what the heck? No congratulations, seth. You might take third.
Speaker 1:This is so bad, I just don't, I just don't.
Speaker 3:No, it's fine.
Speaker 1:But I just don't get it. Like for me. I'm like like I don't know, I just I, that's not one that I have ever understood. You know what I'm saying? Like, yes, you want to have something nice and presentable, but people spend like upwards of a hundred thousand this of dollars on that stuff. So life insurance is for Phil, but I would much rather pay for the other people who or give that money to the people.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but you, you're paying for life and it's part of like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess I hit a little downer note there. I thought it was going to get a little bit more action out of that.
Speaker 3:Way to read a room. Buddy Jordan, what do you got here? I can't wait to say mine.
Speaker 5:Oh man, this one is not even what I looked up, this one just popped into my brain.
Speaker 3:That has kept Phil up for hours, beyond hours.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't. He brought it out. I was searching the webs for anything. That's the only thing I could come up with.
Speaker 4:There's something that doesn't make sense to me and we've kind of mentioned it on the yeah all those traffic doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1:No, mine was better than that, I had a dream once.
Speaker 3:I was in the front of the traffic jam. Hold on Just holding everybody up.
Speaker 5:No, this is what doesn't make sense. It's Trent in the slowly. Yes, they said 75. That's why we have traffic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's because truckers are passing him causing everyone else to have traffic and all seriousness traffic, especially traffic with no accident.
Speaker 4:Like when there's not an accident and there's traffic. Do you want me to explain it to you? Because people should just be driving.
Speaker 1:I will explain it to you why it's selfishness. Everyone is trying to get out of the car. Everyone is trying to get in front of somebody else on the freeway.
Speaker 5:Faster.
Speaker 1:And they're trying to get somewhere five seconds faster than someone else and that's causing the traffic. Doesn't make sense. It doesn't. It doesn't make sense, because if everyone actually just Traffic should not happen.
Speaker 5:Actually get places faster. If everyone drove the speed limit and kept the same distance or tried to keep the same distance in between each other, it would be so smooth. But it literally takes one person being selfish or one mistake and everything's ruined.
Speaker 1:And it takes one person driving 85 in the slow lane.
Speaker 3:I've already established on the last pod that there is no like fast lane anymore.
Speaker 5:It's just you have to pass where you can pass, I think. I think that's more of a California thing than anything else, though, because I think people actually drive in the right lane until they want to get into the passing lane. Yeah, I think, California is worse than any other place or maybe, maybe.
Speaker 1:New York is probably the toughest, probably the toughest area to drive. We were in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but where we were it wasn't horrible.
Speaker 1:No, but hear me out in Los Angeles, I think it's there, you actually, I think there are better drivers there because they're driving it every day and you have guys who are driving 85 90 in the fast lane and everyone's moving at the same speed, like, yes, you hit traffic when people are getting off exits and things like that.
Speaker 5:I think it's just slow there because there's just a lot of people.
Speaker 3:Of course the guy who lived in LA for five years doesn't think traffic is that big of a deal, I know, yeah.
Speaker 1:I think you have the traffic and stop and go at lights. That's the worst. But on the freeway I think LA is I mean, depending on where you are, like Burbank, it's not that bad.
Speaker 4:I just think traffic doesn't make sense. It's just weird Like it doesn't travel for no reason, like it just doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, like why are we stopped?
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, all right, seth, I don't know, it's me, am I up?
Speaker 4:You're up.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say when people put their playlist on shuffle but skip to a song they want to hear.
Speaker 5:I'm an interesting thing, I never play on shuffle.
Speaker 4:I just don't really care that much Do you listen to music really, Jordan. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't bother.
Speaker 3:I don't really not picky about what song I do it myself, Like I will hit shuffle and then I'm like I don't like this song.
Speaker 4:I just keep going. Yeah, I should just start the song you like, yeah, or get a better playlist.
Speaker 3:Even if I have a playlist I like, I skip the ones I want. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty selective with my music, so if I'm listening to something, it's usually stuff I like or the mood that I'm in. You know what I'm saying. Well, can I change?
Speaker 3:it. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:I think that one's worse than my pick. No, no, it's not, it is.
Speaker 3:I'm putting shuffle, then skipping, because you basically you're putting on shuffle because you don't care what plays, but then you end up changing anyways.
Speaker 1:I just hope.
Speaker 3:the other night, the other night, we were playing cards I had on shuffle and I was skipping the whole time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're right, we had to be able to play poker. Yeah, all right, go ahead, seth.
Speaker 5:Close this. I'm sorry, Jordan, but this one's directed at you.
Speaker 3:This is uncalled for.
Speaker 5:This is rude, you know we're not changing your smoke alarm for months and letting that thing be.
Speaker 3:He's not winning the draft, so he's just taking everyone down with him.
Speaker 5:That drives me nuts. So not changing your smoke. I would think I would be in an insane asylum if I heard a beeping every minutes or so, every few minutes or so, because I changed the thing.
Speaker 1:Well the problem is Trent says that he said to it, he said he slept through it. But the problem is here, here. Here's the thing. Trent basically has the exact same thing happening when he's standing in front of his fridge 24, seven, all day. I don't have an alarm. The alarm goes on. I don't have an alarm.
Speaker 3:I said I hate fridges like that. I would never bring one of those within my own home. Yeah, I would be too smart for that, yeah. Even if the thing like well if a fridge could bring me what I wanted in there from the fridge, then I would maybe get one with an alarm.
Speaker 5:Okay, trent actually tapes the light, so when it opens up the fridge the light doesn't peer out. Then expose him.
Speaker 1:You better win that. You better have won the midnight snack draft, seeing as how you're in the fridge, so much.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That was last week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, but my midnight snack draft. I actually kind of went off of things that were in my fridge. Everybody else went, you know, on a little caravan. You know Uber Eats stuff. Another thing I could have put here. We're all done Right. Okay, Hitting save on a document you just saved.2 seconds ago. I do that daily.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, all the time. Just like double time Microsoft.
Speaker 5:It's this one daily too. Read reading the email you just sent after you just sent it oh yeah, yeah, absolutely Like.
Speaker 3:Why would you read it after you just said, because I want to make sure it made sense and I need to correct it, but then you should have made sure it made sense before you sent it and I did.
Speaker 2:Exactly that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think here.
Speaker 5:You don't do that, seth. No, I do. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, they do that with text messages sometimes too, where I'm like, trying to like Well now that you can edit on iMessage, it really makes sense to go back and reread. Yeah, but still like someone can look at the edit and be like you know, yeah, you're a dummy.
Speaker 1:I wish they took away that feature. Like that, you shouldn't be able to read the original version.
Speaker 5:Yeah, probably.
Speaker 1:I think hopefully they'll cut unsending messages.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I agree with that. You should be able to get rid of it.
Speaker 5:You can't see unsent messages either. Oh really, Is that an app or is that through Apple? It's through Apple. You can't read the unsent message.
Speaker 3:Things that don't make sense is like when I have to tip well, when they give me the option to tip for, like at the car wash.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I almost said that At the car wash when people are like there, take it for takeout or stuff like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like so at the car wash. You get your the lady's there and she says like okay, when you literally hand her the money, then they say, would you like to tip? Or like Dutch brothers, they ask if you want to tip. Every single time they're just taking your order. Like, hey, you want to put the tip cup up there by the coffee where they make the coffee.
Speaker 1:That's a service industry, though you don't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like the service industry, they've gotten out of hand with it. We might as well put a tip jar on this table right here, Well the thing about Starbucks is Starbucks doesn't do that really Like.
Speaker 1:They have the tip jar in the in the place, but it's not really. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1:What are you pretty good about that stuff. What do you?
Speaker 5:got here, Seth? What about walking into a room and forgetting what you walked in that room to do? Yeah, that drives me nuts. It doesn't make sense. I'm like I literally just walked in this room and I forgot what I needed to do.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:And I just remember 10 seconds ago like why I walked in there with a purpose.
Speaker 3:Making your bed. Maybe that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5:Oh, it's like it's like I went in here and I know I'm not saying hopefully you don't walk in your room to make your bed and forget.
Speaker 3:I'm saying like maybe someone would say making your bed doesn't make sense. You know, I don't know Anything else you guys want to hear here before we shut this club down. I think we're good. I guess I'll recap the whole draft here. Phil had Beyond Meat menus without prices, luxury caskets. Jordan had COVID in 23,. People who pay for fancy water and traffic. I had opening the fridge too much Opening the fridge when I know nothing's in there and then shuffling songs, then skipping the one you want to hear. Seth had a pair of jeans, fun size candy and not changing your smoke alarm. I think that's pretty good. Shorts without pockets don't make sense to me.
Speaker 5:Yep.
Speaker 3:Yep, I think we're going to agree, Shorts yeah, it's not as popular, but like when I was in high school, like there was a lot of shorts that had no pockets, it's like there's simply no need for pants without pockets.
Speaker 1:Well, no, the thing that moved us into 2020 is workout shorts with pockets.
Speaker 3:I know it never made sense to me that there were workout shorts without pockets.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we never had those, and when we were in high school, never had those.
Speaker 3:It's not like we grew up in the pocket watch era, like everyone had phones. There should have been pockets on workout shorts.
Speaker 1:Absolutely, and we also had the worst shorts possible in high school. We all at least had iPods you know, yeah, yeah, I'd like some off-brand or whatever. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:So, like there's always, you always could use pockets An additional pocket, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:But very rarely do people complain about too many pockets.
Speaker 1:No, here's the. You know what I should have said?
Speaker 4:I would say now with the, with your like wireless ear pods, you actually don't need the pocket as much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sort of Hear me out on this one. This is an honorable mention. Any coffee cup that doesn't fit into a cup holder, oh, cup holders, yeah.
Speaker 3:Absolutely. You need a versatile cup holder.
Speaker 4:This thing's the worst. I love it, but it doesn't fit any cup holder.
Speaker 3:I will not buy a cup or a bottle that doesn't fit in a cup holder.
Speaker 1:I'm anti like let's make. Can you switch mine out? Switch mine out, switch my funeral no no, I no, I'm not switching.
Speaker 3:No, I won't buy that If it doesn't fit my cup holder.
Speaker 2:I will not buy. I'll buy a size smaller.
Speaker 3:Okay, they do have those cup holder things that the adapters, the adapter Okay.
Speaker 1:I need to get one of those for my car.
Speaker 3:So I am anti like let's make more laws. I think we have enough laws, we don't need any more. One lie to be okay with is make all fast food restaurants make their cups for cup holders the same size to fit in cups.
Speaker 1:I think most do at this point but they don't always fit though.
Speaker 3:Like every like I would be fine with like universal trend is anti capitalism yeah. I am anti cups not fitting. Yeah, I think most fast they should fit no cup holders and cups should fit firm in there. There should never be loose all cups Like a lot of them. Like you know, mcdonald's the bottom smaller and there's wiggle room. I don't want wiggle room while I'm driving. You know you already can't talk on your phone while you're driving in the car with you know you have to have a Bluetooth device.
Speaker 1:How much more of a distraction is if you're trying to clean up your soda.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's built all over your pants and you know. You got Reese's peanut butter cups everywhere. Just make it so cups fit in cup holders. You have enough stupid things, let's let's do this too. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like cups that don't like. If there should be no wiggle room, it should fit perfect like a glove.
Speaker 1:How good is that one Switch out my switch.
Speaker 3:I'm not switching out your stupid one, you did train.
Speaker 4:Your life is very hard. I feel for you. It's a difficult life. You got there.
Speaker 3:You don't think that's a good idea. You don't know the half of it, you're complaining about a bottle that doesn't fit in your cup holder.
Speaker 2:Jordan, this would help you.
Speaker 4:It's a bottle that I literally own and use every single day.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, he doesn't buy bottled water. It's true he doesn't buy bottled water, but I'm going to drink another bottle water on this, but yeah, I will, I like I do you come in with that thing filled or do you get bottled water once a while?
Speaker 4:When here I'm going to come with this filled. I only came with it today because I had my car and it was coming mid pod, so in the middle.
Speaker 3:In the past used to bring it.
Speaker 4:But yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:It should be like like yeah, I would never bring it. I would never carry around a bottle that didn't fit my cup Like I've. There's been bottles I've wanted like Yeti's or hydroflask. I'm like it doesn't fit my cup holder, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4:I also didn't buy this one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and that's, and that's most of the ones I have that don't fit, but why would they?
Speaker 1:make them if they're not going to fit Like.
Speaker 3:I agree.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. Switch mine out, come on.
Speaker 4:Switching yours up and you don't get re-dued. This is not no. We always have honorable mentions here, no molegans.
Speaker 3:Well, I think that about does it, guys. We will see you next time. As always, remember, vote on Twitter at TFFDudes and, as always, take care.
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