Aug. 9, 2023

Things that don't make sense draft

Things that don't make sense draft

Join us, the Fantasy Football Dudes - Phill, Seth, Jordan, and Trent, for a hearty discussion that goes beyond our usual realms of fantasy football. We put our minds together, trying to comprehend the incomprehensible and find humor in the absurdities of daily life. We journey from the trivialities like Jordan's inexplicable Wi-Fi troubles and an animated debate ensues on the peculiar shape of Beyond Meat burger patties, inviting us to question our taste buds and challenge our perspectives.

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We got a things that don't make sense draft.

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Okay.

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So we're here trying to figure out what we want to do, like, jordan maybe has a little technical difficulties, so he's gonna have a little bit of adversity here.

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So that's fine.

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And it doesn't make sense, jordan, that you don't have Wi-Fi right now and everyone else does make sense.

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You're right, so you could say your computer doesn't make sense and I think that might get votes for people.

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There's a lot of people who are a little like you and that you know can't zero commuter.

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Don't ever call me a litter, that's like the pot.

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What is it?

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Pot Call the count.

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All right, point proven.

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So anyways, we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this draft here, guys, but before we do this draft, we are going to recap our fruit draft, and I did a bold strategy of punting to the fourth round, fourth pick.

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It did not go as planned.

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It hurt me.

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So, and if you're on YouTube and you see this guy massaging his like planner fasciitis, sitting right next to me without shoes, like, please just go ahead and give us a thumbs down on that planner fasciitis at the moment.

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He's just like here massaging his foot.

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No one can see my foot, but you like just the problem.

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It's adversity, maybe it doesn't make sense.

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So yeah, so last week's draft was a fruit draft.

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Yeah, sorry, since we aren't in the garage.

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I don't have to wear shoes anymore.

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The last week's draft on this draft is gonna be midnight snacks or fruit draft.

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Our first place team was Phil team to.

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He took yellow peach, pineapple and green grapes.

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In second place was Jordan, with 26% of the votes.

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He had strawberry, apple and cantaloupe.

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And in third place was me team four with 21% of the votes.

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I had avocados, cherries and mangoes.

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Second last place was Seth with a mandarin blueberries and plums.

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I think plums lost it for you, seth.

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So I'm sorry.

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People are un-culture and never had a good plum in their life.

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It's true, I don't have a good, plum man Come on.

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I'm people don't need stone fruit anymore, and that's just the problem here and Phil taking yellow peaches, kind of a cheat code because peaches are canned and like you can have canned peaches like that's really good, but also it just sucked in like a sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, it's true.

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Like those donuts, just syrup, coke and cold thing.

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Peach yeah.

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It's being un-cultured.

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You know there's a lot of un-cultured people in fancy football right now.

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They're doing their drafts on Yahoo or ESPN or NFLcom, justin Jefferson is ranked like way below by some people, yeah, cbs.

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Mostly encourage.

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Yeah, but go out of sleeper.

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But honestly, they're my favorite place to play fantasy football and they got some DFS also.

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But, yeah, if you're, you know, looking to dip your toe in the water and the whole DFS stuff, sleeper's a good place to start and hey, transfer your league over.

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You can update the history, all that good stuff.

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So we'll go over to sleeper guys.

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It's our favorite place.

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We use them for mock drafts and much more.

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So, getting into the things that don't make sense, draft Phil, you are up first.

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Okay, so I don't know what you're thinking to take in here.

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It's a little different.

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It's different, it's going to be kind of tough, but here's the thing that never made sense to me.

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It still doesn't make sense to me.

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Life Fair enough.

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Why join this podcast would probably be number two.

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The third thing, and probably the thing that stands out to me the most the beyond the meat burger patties.

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Oh, why do they shape them like burger patties?

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You know what I'm saying?

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Like, if you're not choosing to eat meat, make that thing a triangle.

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Make it a triangle, do something do something elaborate.

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Well, you're not just saying beyond meat, you're going beyond meat, burger patties.

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You're correct, you could put that in a photo.

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So you don't like that.

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It's the shape.

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I don't like that.

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It's the shape, no like.

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Why are you going to make something that looks like me if you're choosing not to eat meat?

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So you're, it's beyond meat, not the shape of the burger, all of it.

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That's what I would do.

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It feels mad that it's trying to impersonate a burger.

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Correct I'm that.

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You're not eating a burger.

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At this point You're not eating a burger.

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You're not eating a burger at this point.

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I have, I have no problem.

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If you want to be vegetarian, that's.

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That doesn't bother me at all.

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Not good for you, but it's okay, but we are sort of a health pod.

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you know, after the fruit draft and stuff like that, here's what I say, like, if you're choosing not to eat meat, I guess maybe, like people still want to have, like, the nostalgia of eating meat, but like I just don't get it.

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You know what I'm saying.

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Like, like Seth said, make it a triangle, make it something elaborate to make you enjoy a little bit more.

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Just don't do the same thing I'm doing if I'm eating a meat patty.

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Well, you wouldn't want to be impersonated.

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I wouldn't want to be impersonated.

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It'd be hard.

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I'm unique.

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I wouldn't recommend it.

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I don't know who would do that, but no, it's hard to beat a good burger.

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I just don't get it Like yeah, I've cooked one of those on my grill.

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No, you didn't, I've had to do that you were part of the problem.

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You are part of the problem.

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I didn't get it by choice.

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There was someone who came to my party and they said can you grill this?

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You always say no.

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I should have said no, but at that moment it was beat.

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It was like.

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It was kind of like one of those things where it's like you don't have time to say no and you don't know what you're throwing on, and then then they say what it is and you're like shoot.

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And I couldn't push it through the grill grates because I felt like you know that was.

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That would be too rude.

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You know, mostly mushrooms, I think eggplant.

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They used to have eggplants there are some that have beans Like there's some bean bean ones Like I'm sure they taste good, I just don't get it.

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You know what I'm saying.

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Like, if you want to do that, that's fine.

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Like I've had vegetarian meals that I really like.

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There's actually quite a few vegetarian meals that I really like, but they're not, they don't like present themselves as meat.

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Do you get what I'm saying?

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Gotcha, be what you are is what I'm saying.

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No, I I agree.

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I don't know anyone who would disagree, like there's surely there's people who disagree with you.

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But yeah, beyond meat is disgusting.

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Like I accidentally got a beyond meat beef jerky packet at the airport one time.

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I thought I was going to die.

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What it tastes like.

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Garbage it was absolutely.

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It was like it was like yeah, it was like you put beef jerky in your mouth.

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No, that's not real.

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No, you put beef jerky in your mouth and it's like sour.

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It's the weirdest thing ever.

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No, the ones that, the things that I don't have a problem with if it's made of veggies, that doesn't bother me, but if it's when it's like man made like who knows what, that's the stuff that weirds me out.

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You know like I'd rather eat beef that I know how it's made.

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I raised cows and I'm like Rancher, but anyhow, let's just move on.

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Okay, what do we got here?

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Who's next?

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I like, yeah, you are.

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Should I say Phil being a cattle rancher?

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That's something that doesn't make sense.

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It's true, that doesn't make any sense.

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It's also not true, I'm going.

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I'm going to true content I'm going for right now.

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I'm going right in to the weeds here.

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I'm going.

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Covid in 2023 doesn't make sense, okay.

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Not COVID in general in 2020.

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COVID in COVID existing in 2023 does not make sense.

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What do you mean by that?

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Like right now people still take, people like yes like not that it exists, because obviously it's, the flu is going to exist, but people acting like we're back in 2020 is 2023.

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You know?

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like you're talking about all the precautions and everything like people still like, people still people still acting like we're in you know lockdown.

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Yes, that makes sense.

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I think it's a good one, like COVID in 2023, doesn't make sense to me.

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Okay, I think that's good.

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Oh, I'm up.

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Yeah, I'm up, you were up.

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Okay, I, I do this a lot and so I'm part of the problem but opening the fridge, seeing there's no food in there, then going back to the fridge and opening it up again like five minutes later like a fridge double trend does every single night.

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Yeah, I do it all the time Like you know there's nothing in there, and then you go open it up again and like what are we doing?

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Yeah, because there's been times too, where I'll sit there and I just stare at the same thing and I'm like, why am I still here?

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Yeah, that's right.

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That's a good point, trent.

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That's a good one.

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And here's the thing like you're thinking you miss something.

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And you know what, I'm a guy that misses things, you know.

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I mean, like I can hardly remember where I put the remote sometimes.

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You know what I mean.

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So, yeah, like I do at other people's houses, I do it at work, you know.

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You just, sometimes it's like, hey, I'm kind of just want to see what's in the fridge.

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Oh, I already did this twice today.

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Like how many do you think you do it every day, Seth?

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No, I for sure do it every day.

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Or you want to see, like at work, I like to see what other people are putting in the work fridge.

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You know what I mean.

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Like, hey, that looks pretty good.

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Like not that I'm eating it.

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Yeah, but that's a key.

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I like the window shop in their refrigerator.

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Well, sometimes there's good ideas like hey, I should buy that.

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Like oh, there's a new kind of Raviolis or whatever you know like yeah, but that's a community fridge.

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I think it's a retarget.

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So are you saying?

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you don't make sense by doing a double-take.

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No, it doesn't make sense doing double.

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Takes in your own fridge when you know there's nothing new in there.

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You know, I'm saying like you know there's no food in your fridge.

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You just open it five minutes ago, but you're still kind of hungry.

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So you're gonna look in the fridge again, Do you do?

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that regularly.

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Oh, I do it at least.

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I only go to the fridge and I feel like Jordan's probably the same.

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I only go to the fridge if I know something is in there that I'm more like Trent than you think really.

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Or sometimes I'll like Know there's nothing in the fridge, I'll open it.

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Stay at the fridge, maybe check the pantry and then open the fridge back up again.

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That's like you got to weigh out your options.

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I'm or.

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I know there's nothing in here.

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I'm just staring at you like why is there nothing in my fridge right now?

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Yeah, get your life together.

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It's like my favorite pastime.

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You know like?

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It's just like hey, oh yeah.

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I'm like I don't want to eat anything in here.

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Okay, yeah, that's all I had.

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Yeah, it's just like how can I whip something up out of this?

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Yeah, jumbled mess.

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Yeah, and then you order Sun Hong Kong.

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Yeah, it's like yeah, that's what I always do.

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Actually, it's like what would David Copperfield do if he was in this situation, with all this?

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stuff.

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I thought you're gonna say David Goggins, but no, no, the man with no knees, yeah, so, no.

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So opening the fridge when you know there's nothing there?

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That's that's my First pick.

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What do you got here, seth?

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I think that relates to a lot of people too.

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Like yeah, why do we call pants or shorts a pair?

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A pair of pants, why do we call it a pair?

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It's a single item.

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Yeah, maybe because they're that doesn't make sense though but that doesn't make sense.

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You have two pant legs.

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Was a pair of pant legs, yeah you call a pair of pant, legs on a pair of pants.

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Sometimes people say pair of jeans.

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Maybe fills there my this is not your best.

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I don't know what feels a rancher.

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I mean he wears chaps.

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I guess maybe that's a pair of champs.

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When you put on your chaps, do you say like, hey, I get my pair of chaps?

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Or just say I get my chaps.

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Pair of chaps for sure.

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Right, help set that here.

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No, that is a bad pick that you will not win this draft because it's not a pair of pants.

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It's a single item.

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It's like oh, my shirt has two armholes.

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Am I calling it a pair of armholes, a pair of arm sleeves?

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That makes sense.

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Right there You're selling me.

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It's not gonna win on a draft board, though Nope, it is.

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Actually doesn't make have fun drafting at the fourth spot Next week.

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Pair of pants.

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Pair of pants doesn't make sense.

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A pair of last place finishes.

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I might take last place.

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This draft is gonna get increasingly harder, it's gonna get harder.

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But beyond meat is good, beyond me.

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That's why.

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That's why the first round is so important here, guys, because Opening the fridge everyone relates with maybe girls don't do that Would you say that's safe to do, say I don't think my wife does that, like my wife has caught me, like looking in the fridge.

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And then she's like what are you doing?

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I don't know if the word caught is getting right, because I think Trent's at the fridge a lot.

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Yeah, well, I've been caught.

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Yeah not hard to call it, the fridge 24 hours a day.

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Yeah, he has his iPad set up in there.

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50.

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Trent's work office is actually next to the fridge, yeah.

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Like those fridges that have the alarms on there when the doors been open.

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That's a terrible thing, but what I'm saying is is like I don't think women that wakes him up out of his days.

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That's why he hates it.

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Sometimes I'm just daydreaming what if?

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What?

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is it?

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He's playing football games and just turns around and looks at his fridge.

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Trent, you had a box of KFC the other day had a box, two boxes, a KFC, yeah, like how much food fit in there, said did you go buy and get some of that?

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No, I wasn't.

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I wasn't there.

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Oh, there's a couple buckets.

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There was a lot of mashed potatoes, probably 10 times more honey and better than what we needed, I went to the chicken first.

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Fried chicken, absolutely.

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What was it?

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Strips, or did you go like that?

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What are you better?

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Surprised in there too.

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You got to go with, like the, the drumstick, the thighs on both.

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So we had a fried chicken, then we had the grilled chicken, so I got one of each.

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A thigh of each.

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Thighs is the best way to go when it comes to chicken.

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And then there was some fries there.

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Kfc fries are really good.

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They are good.

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You can't probably the most underrated fry out there.

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Interesting, you were to have a fry draft, it'd be KFC would be the best one for most of these, I think it would be a sleeper actually, like it would be absolute sleeper yeah so also so.

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So I'm gonna recap this draft here right here.

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First round, we had Beyond Meat COVID in 23 opening the fridge in a pair of pants.

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Why are they called a pair?

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I don't even know how I'm gonna put that on a draft board, but we'll just put hey why is?

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pants called a pair.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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But what I do know, seth Tell us, is I love draft seasons and that's why I love underdog so much, because I can do a draft every single day for as little as $3.

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It's the very best place to get your practice in with mock drafts.

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With the best ball draft, you just draft your team and forget it, no setting lineups.

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It's a great place to sharpen your fantasy swords.

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I know you're all into larping and fantasy swords and anime, so go check that out.

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Inter promo code dudes and they will match you up to $100.

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Again promo code dudes, they will match you up to $100.

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Phil, what are you taking in the second round right here?

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I'm going with sorry, this is Looking at trying to look up things.

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I kind of like this one.

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It is.

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I'm going with Menus that don't have prices on them.

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I Saw that one online.

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It doesn't doesn't make a lot of sense.

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I'm kind of a frugal guy.

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Kind of Means without prices.

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I don't think I've ever seen one.

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Yeah, it's common.

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It's like market price things or you're talking about ones that just don't have it in general.

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It just won't have it in general, like if you walk up to a coffee shop they may not have price, but it'll just have listed out like the coffee shop that you went to yeah.

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Yeah, you're right, it doesn't have the, the one in the where I used to live, because I don't think.

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I think, when people look at the Individual price, whether the grand total, I think the grand total is less brutal than looking at the individual price of something to where you're like man, that's six dollars, and then a month later You're like man, six fifty.

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No, yeah, you know me, I don't know.

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Yeah, no.

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So I don't think that makes sense.

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Like I want to know what I'm paying for when I'm buying it.

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You know what I'm saying.

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Like I think every single place, if you're buying something at a restaurant, the price should be listed.

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Market price is different.

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I agree with that.

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Yeah, I'm okay with that.

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I'm okay with sorry, trying to almost backhand you there.

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Okay, I'm okay with market price, but I'm not okay with, like, if you're just serving me a latte, just tell me it's 550 like.

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That's all I need to know.

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You know the price.

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Let me make the call.

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Let me, let me order it and then be like man it's 550.

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I don't want it.

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I'm smart enough to be able to try.

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If I have that amount in my bank account you know what I'm saying yeah.

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Or if I want to spend that much, yep, I think that, yeah, that doesn't make sense.

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It doesn't make sense.

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Don't me support your business.

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Tell me the price exactly happy to support.

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Tell me the price.

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Train you don't agree with that?

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You're like.

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I like, I like going in blind and being surprised at the end.

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No, I don't like being surprised.

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I just think you know businesses that do that are stupid and I don't think there's that many of them out there.

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So I'm sure there's some, I guess, more common than my dad told me never ordered something off the menu that doesn't have a price next to it.

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Yeah, it's really cuz, you're not gonna like the price.

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Exactly, that's what I'm saying, and you're always there's places like good like some things about prices and they'll be like, it'll be like market price and it's like well, don't ask for the price.

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I'm sorry, a blueberry scone is not gonna be market.

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You know what I'm saying.

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Like if it's like a fresh cod what you say blueberry prices do fluctuate.

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Not a scone, though, yeah.

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I'm about to walk off this pod.

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All I'm saying is like, if it's like fresh cod, cod like yeah, I'm okay with like a market price fluctuation.

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I'm just saying like but the truth is that if they don't have prices on there, it's cuz you're not gonna like the price.

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It's expensive, I hate places.

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It's no, the coffee shop that that Seth and I are talking about a latte is like 650.

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That's not outrageous.

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That's how much you pay at Starbucks.

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Like, just list it on there, it doesn't.

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It doesn't make me think that this joint is more hipster by not listing the price.

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It's expensive.

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No, it makes me annoyed and want to walk out of the place, but what?

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but you still tell people to go there all the time, so you're not that annoyed.

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They may have a good breakfast sandwich and I know the price.

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Now, that's all I'm saying.

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I'm just saying have the price, the other thing that I was gonna say, and now I'm losing my thought process cuz Trent interjected that dumb comment.

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Dumb is Never mind, just move on now.

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I Agree with what your dad said, jordan, and I think it's far more common than Trent thinks like I think it's there's a lot of Restaurants that do that what I hate is when I go to a restaurant they have the prices like taped over with a new price on there.

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You know I'm talking about like yeah, I can.

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It'll be like whatever tape there.

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You know the meal is usually not a new menu at that point.

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Yeah, yeah, it's tough when it's on the wall, though, you know, I'm saying I'm talking about like a coffee shop, like they have it taped over and they write it on there.

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That's the stuff.

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That kind of noise me like man.

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I missed it by an hour.

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You know they just changed the prices or whatever and saw me coming, so anyways, what?

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are you not?

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every hour is happy hour, exactly what?

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do you got Jordan?

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I'm trying to write with a phrases, but I'm gonna go with people who pay for fancy water, like like smart water, like and I disagree like liquid.

00:18:45.740 --> 00:18:47.305
Yeah yeah, fiji water.

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No, that's a little bit different, though that's carbonated, but would you throw?

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that in there Would you throw, like look like people, like smart water and.

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Water bottles or arrowhead are the exact same thing like no, that's inaccurate.

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The flavor, the flavor of those two Arrowhead you might as well be licking a tire no it is.

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It's air ahead gives me a headache.

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Thank you, Seth, I don't know that bad.

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Yeah.

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I will drink it if I'm gonna die.

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Yes, if I'm going to die, you can buy.

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I'm in the Sahara.

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I might drink an air, a bottle of air so you can buy arrowhead for a dollar or smart water for six dollars and you're buying smart water.

00:19:24.944 --> 00:19:28.599
No, no, but the thing that you said is disaunty and arrowhead are the same.

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That's where you lost me.

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They're relatively similar when it comes to pricing.

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There's no, what I'm, that's you.

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I Said no, I said disaunty or arrowhead your whole statement must be true.

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Water guy, no, I said buying smart water or Fiji water over like this box water, I don't know, there's some level I will not buy box water.

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I have like expense actually never bought it, I had someone buy it more expensive than the other is.

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Is just doesn't make sense.

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Like, why, like, why spend more?

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Yeah, I mean the best water, if you really think about, is that, like double filtered Starbucks water, you ever get a Starbucks ice water?

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I think that's just tap.

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It's really good.

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I think it's tap it is.

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I mean it's super good.

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Phil acts like disaunty straight dog cheeks water, it's not that bad water like no.

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I like water.

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I said water, water.

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Why do you?

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just say dog water.

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It's not also disaunty, it's disaunty.

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Yeah, that's, that's what I said.

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It's not all.

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You said, I guess, the dream of transit.

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Yeah, I don't know, yeah, I, I disagree paper fancy?

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I don't think that's a bad I don't think that's a bad one, though.

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What if I?

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think that's good.

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So you wouldn't throw like LeCroy or liquid death in that bunch You're not water.

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I'm a croiss cheap.

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Look what's like great dollars water bottle water.

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He's that's it.

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That's like a, that's a value added.

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All right fine.

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Plain bottled water.

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I think he's saying like Fiji Voss yeah, like the fancy water, like People who just want to feel like they're drinking something special because it has a fancy package on it Bottled waters, it's gonna be.

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You go to.

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Trader Joe's, so you probably like that.

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Yeah, it's true he does.

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I was there last night.

00:21:12.359 --> 00:21:13.971
Yeah, you probably bought some fancy water.

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Think of all the cool things you could buy with how frugal you are if you didn't shop at fancy pants stores.

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I will say though, Trader Joe's, you won't walk out of that place spending less than fifty bucks.

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I know.

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It's crazy.

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They have good snacks, though it's hard to yeah.

00:21:32.064 --> 00:21:33.539
you're paying like ten dollars for a bag of chips over there.

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No, it's not that expensive.

00:21:34.979 --> 00:21:36.724
Yeah, yeah it's pretty expensive.

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Eight bucks, sorry, A place for a modern man no that's not a modern man.

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It's good.

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Yeah, you know what's Modern pricing?

00:21:42.527 --> 00:21:43.669
Yeah, you know, it's for a modern man.

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I was teeing you up.

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Recapping round two Feel head Recap, recap.

00:22:49.601 --> 00:22:52.229
I love how we're recapping round two and I haven't even drafted anything.

00:22:52.249 --> 00:22:59.343
Yeah, totally forgot, but we just, phil, teed me up for a perfect promo, so I don't know if it matters if you draft it from this point on Did you draft it around two Trent?

00:22:59.343 --> 00:23:00.967
I haven't drafted either.

00:23:00.967 --> 00:23:01.288
You're right.

00:23:01.288 --> 00:23:06.368
Good point, phil's teeing me up and he knows I'm a creature of habit.

00:23:06.368 --> 00:23:09.684
I'm going to go with myself.

00:23:09.684 --> 00:23:12.030
I don't make sense, that's what Trent's going to say.

00:23:12.070 --> 00:23:13.501
Well, that would for sure I mean the draft.

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I'm going to go with women, my frontal cortex.

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I think, that's perfect, right there.

00:23:17.523 --> 00:23:18.828
Women don't make sense.

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You know.

00:23:19.279 --> 00:23:21.084
You ask you know where do you want to go for dinner?

00:23:21.084 --> 00:23:21.704
I'll go anywhere.

00:23:21.704 --> 00:23:22.506
No, I don't want to go there.

00:23:22.506 --> 00:23:23.146
I don't want to go there.

00:23:23.146 --> 00:23:23.728
I don't want to go there.

00:23:23.728 --> 00:23:24.951
I actually want to go to red lobster.

00:23:24.951 --> 00:23:26.933
Why didn't you tell me you wanted to go to lobster in the first place?

00:23:26.933 --> 00:23:28.766
I'm saying, I think that's a great thing.

00:23:29.580 --> 00:23:31.066
No one really wants red lobster.

00:23:31.066 --> 00:23:31.688
I will say that.

00:23:32.140 --> 00:23:34.428
I love red lobster, those biscuits.

00:23:35.401 --> 00:23:37.567
I think it's kind of the same boat as Chili's.

00:23:37.948 --> 00:23:39.089
No red lobster, Thank you.

00:23:39.089 --> 00:23:41.459
No red lobster is way better than Chili's.

00:23:41.500 --> 00:23:43.686
So where would you rate red lobster or?

00:23:43.826 --> 00:23:45.402
outback Red lobster.

00:23:45.402 --> 00:23:47.962
For sure, those biscuits are amazing.

00:23:48.483 --> 00:23:49.086
Biscuits are good.

00:23:49.306 --> 00:23:50.209
The biscuits are good.

00:23:50.209 --> 00:23:51.171
You can get a pasta.

00:23:51.171 --> 00:23:57.086
You don't like pasta, Phil, Come on Shrimp pasta, oyster pasta.

00:23:57.086 --> 00:23:57.923
You can get all those shrimp.

00:23:57.923 --> 00:23:59.248
You can eat all that stuff.

00:24:00.501 --> 00:24:04.825
No, red lobster is fine dining, I think this is a bad take.

00:24:04.904 --> 00:24:05.808
This is a bad take.

00:24:05.808 --> 00:24:07.465
Red lobster is not fine dining.

00:24:07.900 --> 00:24:11.281
Everything you've just said is a bad take Good, but it's not fine.

00:24:11.321 --> 00:24:12.605
dining it's not good.

00:24:12.605 --> 00:24:13.307
I love red lobster.

00:24:13.326 --> 00:24:14.930
He likes it because they list the price for other than you?

00:24:14.950 --> 00:24:15.531
How do we get the red?

00:24:15.551 --> 00:24:15.791
lobster.

00:24:16.374 --> 00:24:16.855
No wonder.

00:24:16.894 --> 00:24:17.256
Trent.

00:24:17.336 --> 00:24:18.357
Because this all is a bad take.

00:24:18.357 --> 00:24:20.345
This is a bad take, this is all a bad take.

00:24:20.940 --> 00:24:21.784
This pick right here.

00:24:21.784 --> 00:24:22.487
Say what you want.

00:24:22.487 --> 00:24:23.443
You don't have to agree with me.

00:24:23.443 --> 00:24:24.980
This pick will win me this draft.

00:24:25.201 --> 00:24:26.265
No one, no one agrees with you.

00:24:26.265 --> 00:24:32.051
It's a fine pick, but I think you might be the problem for why your woman don't make sense to you.

00:24:33.101 --> 00:24:36.309
I think I can sort of agree, but maybe I respect my wife.

00:24:38.284 --> 00:24:38.545
Jordan.

00:24:38.545 --> 00:24:39.949
I grew up with three sisters.

00:24:39.949 --> 00:24:46.048
I have all daughters Like, yeah, I understand, you grew up in a house with all men, so did.

00:24:46.189 --> 00:24:52.287
I that's fine, but I'm just telling you, I don't know if a married man should take this pick, I could have gotten away with taking this pick, I think.

00:24:52.641 --> 00:24:54.744
I don't care, this is the pick that will win.

00:24:54.744 --> 00:24:56.968
And it would be like, yeah, that makes sense.

00:24:58.682 --> 00:24:59.724
Trust me, someone got the next week.

00:24:59.724 --> 00:25:00.286
It doesn't make sense.

00:25:00.286 --> 00:25:00.926
It makes sense.

00:25:01.367 --> 00:25:03.291
I'll sleep in here this place is super cool.

00:25:03.291 --> 00:25:03.873
I love this place.

00:25:03.873 --> 00:25:07.159
Ask me if I'm scared.

00:25:08.685 --> 00:25:09.489
No, I'm not scared.

00:25:09.489 --> 00:25:10.311
I'll sleep in here.

00:25:10.311 --> 00:25:11.095
You are scared.

00:25:11.979 --> 00:25:14.259
Of what the jokers on this pod?

00:25:14.259 --> 00:25:16.431
No, I'm here to win a draft.

00:25:16.431 --> 00:25:17.435
It was a bad take.

00:25:17.435 --> 00:25:18.240
I'm playing for keys.

00:25:18.461 --> 00:25:21.146
I'll tell you what doesn't make sense Fun size candy.

00:25:21.146 --> 00:25:25.184
Yep, yep, it ain't fun when it's a small candy.

00:25:25.305 --> 00:25:27.109
Yep, I agree, no, what am I?

00:25:27.150 --> 00:25:29.375
going to try to do Fit him in my pocket.

00:25:29.556 --> 00:25:31.220
No, I'm eating that thing, and it'll melt if you're taking a pocket.

00:25:31.220 --> 00:25:34.888
I think Trent likes it because he can eat like five of them.

00:25:34.929 --> 00:25:35.912
Yeah, not feel as bad.

00:25:35.912 --> 00:25:37.944
It's fun to see how many he can fit in his mouth.

00:25:40.540 --> 00:25:43.746
A fun fact one time I Don't say the fun fact.

00:25:43.746 --> 00:25:47.950
No, I put a fun size Reese's Snored of it.

00:25:47.950 --> 00:25:49.844
No, reese's peanut butter cup.

00:25:49.844 --> 00:25:50.826
You know what I'm talking about.

00:25:50.826 --> 00:25:52.510
Yes, put it in my pocket.

00:25:52.510 --> 00:25:54.585
Went to my sister's graduation.

00:25:54.585 --> 00:25:55.741
Forgot about it.

00:25:55.741 --> 00:25:58.103
It was hot.

00:25:59.319 --> 00:25:59.922
Set up.

00:25:59.922 --> 00:26:04.224
Everyone thought he no no Side pocket.

00:26:04.305 --> 00:26:06.484
broke my phone, clogged my speaker.

00:26:06.484 --> 00:26:09.086
Melted chocolate could not get it out.

00:26:09.105 --> 00:26:09.768
Hold on, hold on.

00:26:10.259 --> 00:26:15.011
So I was like I could text, I could call, but I couldn't hear unless I was on speakerphone.

00:26:15.011 --> 00:26:18.707
I jammed my speaker on my phone full of melted chocolate.

00:26:18.707 --> 00:26:20.250
Let's get back to what I said.

00:26:20.250 --> 00:26:20.631
Hold on hold on.

00:26:20.651 --> 00:26:21.332
Can I say this too?

00:26:21.332 --> 00:26:25.048
That doesn't make sense why you're storing candy in the same pocket as your phone.

00:26:25.309 --> 00:26:32.489
I forgot, I forgot about it, your phone lives in its own pocket, everything else finds a pocket, yeah, nothing else goes in your pocket.

00:26:32.509 --> 00:26:33.692
You're right it was cargo.

00:26:34.259 --> 00:26:35.726
With the exception of, maybe, a wallet.

00:26:35.726 --> 00:26:37.372
No, I don't even think.

00:26:37.372 --> 00:26:39.180
I think your phone has its own pocket.

00:26:39.885 --> 00:26:41.259
I think Trent doesn't make sense.

00:26:41.259 --> 00:26:42.583
Seems to be a pick in this next round.

00:26:42.603 --> 00:26:45.309
Yeah, but this doesn't make sense Fun size candy.

00:26:45.309 --> 00:26:50.457
No, you're wearing cargo Like baggy pocket.

00:26:50.457 --> 00:26:52.163
Maybe it fell in there, I don't know.

00:26:52.163 --> 00:26:56.958
Do I look like a guy that wants to save a snack size Reese's?

00:26:56.958 --> 00:26:59.464
No, I forgot, it was in my pocket.

00:26:59.486 --> 00:27:01.150
No, you do it yeah you want to save it?

00:27:01.190 --> 00:27:01.711
How do you not?

00:27:01.711 --> 00:27:03.865
No, I would eat it once sitting.

00:27:03.865 --> 00:27:05.789
This is so stupid guys.

00:27:05.789 --> 00:27:07.240
I had it in my pocket.

00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:07.922
Who?

00:27:07.961 --> 00:27:10.007
puts their phone in their cargo pocket.

00:27:10.007 --> 00:27:11.892
Put it in your side pocket.

00:27:11.951 --> 00:27:12.753
My side pocket.

00:27:12.753 --> 00:27:13.375
That's what I'm saying.

00:27:13.375 --> 00:27:15.259
Baggy pants, cargo pants are baggy.

00:27:15.259 --> 00:27:17.259
You can't feel the candy flopping around.

00:27:17.259 --> 00:27:19.846
No, it's a little tiny Reese's the size of a quarter Seth.

00:27:19.846 --> 00:27:21.429
I feel a quarter in my pocket.

00:27:21.449 --> 00:27:22.592
No, you wouldn't no you wouldn't?

00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:24.865
You pull the log out of your own eye Seth.

00:27:24.865 --> 00:27:25.506
You know what I mean.

00:27:25.526 --> 00:27:29.051
No, you just hey, that is such a stupid thing to happen.

00:27:30.721 --> 00:27:32.183
It's a stupid thing to happen.

00:27:32.183 --> 00:27:34.027
I agree, I open up the store.

00:27:34.048 --> 00:27:36.692
You want to hear something stupid that doesn't make sense.

00:27:36.692 --> 00:27:37.555
Trance doesn't make sense.

00:27:37.555 --> 00:27:38.616
Don't put your arm real.

00:27:38.616 --> 00:27:39.858
That doesn't make sense, was it?

00:27:39.939 --> 00:27:40.220
an iPhone.

00:27:40.220 --> 00:27:41.605
Was it an iPhone?

00:27:42.882 --> 00:27:43.525
Yes, it was.

00:27:43.525 --> 00:27:46.155
What gen was it?

00:27:46.155 --> 00:27:47.259
I don't remember the gen.

00:27:47.259 --> 00:27:48.967
It was 2013,.

00:27:48.967 --> 00:27:50.887
Phil, why don't you go look up what the iPhone was?

00:27:50.887 --> 00:27:52.013
Iphone 2 probably.

00:27:52.013 --> 00:27:53.240
Yeah, iPhone 2 or 3.

00:27:53.782 --> 00:27:56.118
I can't believe a pea-sized, a pea-sized.

00:27:59.269 --> 00:28:01.273
It's the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, the snack size.

00:28:01.294 --> 00:28:02.156
I know exactly what you're talking about.

00:28:02.176 --> 00:28:03.259
They're wrapped in foil by themselves.

00:28:03.701 --> 00:28:04.926
Do you think you could fit 10?

00:28:04.926 --> 00:28:06.465
Do you think you can pop in 10?

00:28:07.682 --> 00:28:08.726
With my eyes closed?

00:28:08.726 --> 00:28:11.721
No, I don't know why.

00:28:11.721 --> 00:28:14.131
Are you asking me that that's the weirdest thing to have in a hot spot?

00:28:14.131 --> 00:28:15.155
No, but fun size is not good.

00:28:15.155 --> 00:28:18.125
No, but I think that's really reason why no one wants to get fun size, even in there.

00:28:18.205 --> 00:28:19.320
No one wants to get Fun.

00:28:19.320 --> 00:28:24.220
Size is the big thing, I think, for Halloween, but no one wants to get fun-sized stuff in their Halloween bag.

00:28:24.220 --> 00:28:26.259
I think that's all they pass out, though.

00:28:26.259 --> 00:28:28.242
I know that's the thing.

00:28:28.303 --> 00:28:29.183
It's a scam.

00:28:29.183 --> 00:28:30.266
Yeah, big candy.

00:28:30.266 --> 00:28:31.969
Does it make sense, big candy?

00:28:32.990 --> 00:28:34.231
Big candy doesn't make sense.

00:28:34.231 --> 00:28:35.513
Why do they make fun size?

00:28:35.513 --> 00:28:36.234
It's theft.

00:28:36.559 --> 00:28:37.801
I have a funny story about.

00:28:37.801 --> 00:28:39.605
I'm not going to say it, let's just move on.

00:28:39.605 --> 00:28:41.208
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.

00:28:41.288 --> 00:28:42.750
Now, we did too much.

00:28:43.131 --> 00:28:44.732
Round two is now finished Also.

00:28:45.134 --> 00:28:51.530
Menus without prices, people who pay for fancy water, women in fun-sized candy was round two.

00:28:51.530 --> 00:28:54.160
There we go, all right.

00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:57.068
So, guys, it's draft season.

00:28:57.068 --> 00:29:00.308
Go ahead and get your fantasy football trophy or belt.

00:29:00.308 --> 00:29:01.070
Have you got it yet?

00:29:01.070 --> 00:29:02.104
For 15% off.

00:29:02.104 --> 00:29:04.636
Go to wwwtrophysmackcom.

00:29:04.636 --> 00:29:05.259
Forward slash dudes.

00:29:05.259 --> 00:29:07.952
Take your fantasy football league to the next level.

00:29:07.952 --> 00:29:14.088
They got all your needs Draft boards, loser awards, trophy smack is the place for you.

00:29:14.088 --> 00:29:14.580
Again.

00:29:14.580 --> 00:29:17.949
Forward slash dudes at the end helps us out for 15% off.

00:29:17.949 --> 00:29:19.741
Your whole entire order, phil.

00:29:19.741 --> 00:29:21.667
What are you taking here with your last pick, buddy?

00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:23.724
I think this is a weird one.

00:29:23.724 --> 00:29:26.304
Okay, this is a really weird one.

00:29:26.304 --> 00:29:29.728
I don't understand.

00:29:29.728 --> 00:29:34.030
This is so hard, and it's maybe because I have.

00:29:34.030 --> 00:29:35.906
When I die, I just want to be.

00:29:35.906 --> 00:29:43.130
What do they, they, they like you turn into Ash, what is that thing called?

00:29:43.230 --> 00:29:43.872
Cremated.

00:29:44.059 --> 00:29:45.183
Yeah, I just want to be cremated.

00:29:45.183 --> 00:29:48.846
Like that's my thing, like I'm dead, I'll see my family again in heaven.

00:29:48.846 --> 00:29:52.590
Like I don't understand paying tens of thousand dollars for a casket.

00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:57.261
Wow, we want more, but here, yeah, this is Jeez man.

00:29:57.261 --> 00:29:58.647
Do you get what I'm saying, though?

00:29:58.647 --> 00:30:00.045
What if your family wants to like?

00:30:00.045 --> 00:30:02.246
Just, I don't know, maybe it's more about them than you.

00:30:05.140 --> 00:30:07.127
Getting buried in a casket is your.

00:30:07.127 --> 00:30:08.676
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:09.221
Like.

00:30:09.221 --> 00:30:09.923
I don't like.

00:30:10.045 --> 00:30:10.405
I don't know.

00:30:10.405 --> 00:30:11.663
That is what you said.

00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:13.781
No, no, no no no no, people spend Funerals.

00:30:13.922 --> 00:30:15.146
Okay, no luxury.

00:30:15.259 --> 00:30:20.826
No, luxury People who spend like like you want the, the, the, the box, the wooden box.

00:30:20.826 --> 00:30:21.347
That's what you want.

00:30:21.367 --> 00:30:22.170
You're dead, Phil.

00:30:22.619 --> 00:30:23.102
Why do you care?

00:30:23.102 --> 00:30:28.623
Exactly you, you don't.

00:30:28.682 --> 00:30:35.343
You don't get what I'm saying, Like I, I don't like, I, I, whatever you want to do.

00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:37.664
All right, let's not use that one.

00:30:37.664 --> 00:30:39.025
No, you already taking it.

00:30:40.119 --> 00:30:41.247
It's not luxury funeral.

00:30:41.247 --> 00:30:43.726
No, no, no, it's not, no, not luxury funeral.

00:30:43.819 --> 00:30:47.343
I'm saying luxury casket, say luxury casket, okay, luxury casket.

00:30:48.065 --> 00:30:49.789
Okay, what the heck?

00:30:49.789 --> 00:30:53.230
No congratulations, seth.

00:30:53.230 --> 00:30:54.464
You might take third.

00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:57.444
This is so bad, I just don't, I just don't.

00:30:57.464 --> 00:30:57.987
No, it's fine.

00:30:58.720 --> 00:30:59.684
But I just don't get it.

00:30:59.684 --> 00:31:00.280
Like for me.

00:31:00.280 --> 00:31:08.509
I'm like like I don't know, I just I, that's not one that I have ever understood.

00:31:08.509 --> 00:31:09.592
You know what I'm saying?

00:31:09.592 --> 00:31:15.444
Like, yes, you want to have something nice and presentable, but people spend like upwards of a hundred thousand this of dollars on that stuff.

00:31:15.444 --> 00:31:23.086
So life insurance is for Phil, but I would much rather pay for the other people who or give that money to the people.

00:31:23.180 --> 00:31:26.942
Yeah, but you, you're paying for life and it's part of like, yeah, sure.

00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:31.006
Yeah, I guess I hit a little downer note there.

00:31:31.006 --> 00:31:32.806
I thought it was going to get a little bit more action out of that.

00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:34.402
Way to read a room.

00:31:34.402 --> 00:31:36.950
Buddy Jordan, what do you got here?

00:31:36.950 --> 00:31:38.345
I can't wait to say mine.

00:31:38.787 --> 00:31:42.487
Oh man, this one is not even what I looked up, this one just popped into my brain.

00:31:42.599 --> 00:31:45.426
That has kept Phil up for hours, beyond hours.

00:31:45.508 --> 00:31:46.169
No, I didn't.

00:31:46.169 --> 00:31:46.671
He brought it out.

00:31:46.671 --> 00:31:48.705
I was searching the webs for anything.

00:31:48.705 --> 00:31:50.625
That's the only thing I could come up with.

00:31:53.140 --> 00:32:00.269
There's something that doesn't make sense to me and we've kind of mentioned it on the yeah all those traffic doesn't make sense to me.

00:32:01.325 --> 00:32:03.337
No, mine was better than that, I had a dream once.

00:32:06.366 --> 00:32:07.890
I was in the front of the traffic jam.

00:32:07.890 --> 00:32:08.913
Hold on Just holding everybody up.

00:32:08.932 --> 00:32:10.134
No, this is what doesn't make sense.

00:32:10.134 --> 00:32:10.676
It's Trent in the slowly.

00:32:10.676 --> 00:32:11.278
Yes, they said 75.

00:32:11.278 --> 00:32:12.019
That's why we have traffic.

00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:18.354
Yeah, it's because truckers are passing him causing everyone else to have traffic and all seriousness traffic, especially traffic with no accident.

00:32:19.701 --> 00:32:21.973
Like when there's not an accident and there's traffic.

00:32:21.973 --> 00:32:23.000
Do you want me to explain it to you?

00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:24.928
Because people should just be driving.

00:32:24.969 --> 00:32:26.596
I will explain it to you why it's selfishness.

00:32:26.596 --> 00:32:28.949
Everyone is trying to get out of the car.

00:32:28.949 --> 00:32:33.028
Everyone is trying to get in front of somebody else on the freeway.

00:32:33.048 --> 00:32:33.309
Faster.

00:32:33.980 --> 00:32:37.605
And they're trying to get somewhere five seconds faster than someone else and that's causing the traffic.

00:32:37.605 --> 00:32:38.307
Doesn't make sense.

00:32:38.307 --> 00:32:38.968
It doesn't.

00:32:38.968 --> 00:32:41.833
It doesn't make sense, because if everyone actually just Traffic should not happen.

00:32:42.740 --> 00:32:43.884
Actually get places faster.

00:32:43.884 --> 00:32:50.969
If everyone drove the speed limit and kept the same distance or tried to keep the same distance in between each other, it would be so smooth.

00:32:50.969 --> 00:32:55.291
But it literally takes one person being selfish or one mistake and everything's ruined.

00:32:55.420 --> 00:32:58.146
And it takes one person driving 85 in the slow lane.

00:32:59.920 --> 00:33:04.090
I've already established on the last pod that there is no like fast lane anymore.

00:33:04.420 --> 00:33:07.307
It's just you have to pass where you can pass, I think.

00:33:07.307 --> 00:33:14.990
I think that's more of a California thing than anything else, though, because I think people actually drive in the right lane until they want to get into the passing lane.

00:33:14.990 --> 00:33:19.662
Yeah, I think, California is worse than any other place or maybe, maybe.

00:33:19.701 --> 00:33:24.031
New York is probably the toughest, probably the toughest area to drive.

00:33:24.031 --> 00:33:25.375
We were in Los Angeles.

00:33:25.736 --> 00:33:27.579
Yeah, but where we were it wasn't horrible.

00:33:27.921 --> 00:33:43.559
No, but hear me out in Los Angeles, I think it's there, you actually, I think there are better drivers there because they're driving it every day and you have guys who are driving 85 90 in the fast lane and everyone's moving at the same speed, like, yes, you hit traffic when people are getting off exits and things like that.

00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:46.308
I think it's just slow there because there's just a lot of people.

00:33:46.460 --> 00:33:51.028
Of course the guy who lived in LA for five years doesn't think traffic is that big of a deal, I know, yeah.

00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:55.145
I think you have the traffic and stop and go at lights.

00:33:55.145 --> 00:33:55.768
That's the worst.

00:33:55.768 --> 00:34:01.251
But on the freeway I think LA is I mean, depending on where you are, like Burbank, it's not that bad.

00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:02.624
I just think traffic doesn't make sense.

00:34:02.624 --> 00:34:06.682
It's just weird Like it doesn't travel for no reason, like it just doesn't make sense to me.

00:34:06.682 --> 00:34:08.463
Yeah, like why are we stopped?

00:34:08.503 --> 00:34:13.771
Yes, yeah, all right, seth, I don't know, it's me, am I up?

00:34:14.293 --> 00:34:14.632
You're up.

00:34:16.059 --> 00:34:19.809
I'm going to say when people put their playlist on shuffle but skip to a song they want to hear.

00:34:21.786 --> 00:34:23.925
I'm an interesting thing, I never play on shuffle.

00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:28.224
I just don't really care that much Do you listen to music really, Jordan.

00:34:28.224 --> 00:34:30.931
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't bother.

00:34:31.780 --> 00:34:36.846
I don't really not picky about what song I do it myself, Like I will hit shuffle and then I'm like I don't like this song.

00:34:36.865 --> 00:34:37.788
I just keep going.

00:34:37.788 --> 00:34:41.742
Yeah, I should just start the song you like, yeah, or get a better playlist.

00:34:43.179 --> 00:34:45.628
Even if I have a playlist I like, I skip the ones I want.

00:34:45.628 --> 00:34:46.282
You know what I mean.

00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:52.730
I'm pretty selective with my music, so if I'm listening to something, it's usually stuff I like or the mood that I'm in.

00:34:52.730 --> 00:34:53.452
You know what I'm saying.

00:34:53.452 --> 00:34:56.266
Well, can I change?

00:34:56.347 --> 00:34:56.407
it.

00:34:56.407 --> 00:34:57.150
I'm just kidding.

00:34:57.701 --> 00:34:59.206
I think that one's worse than my pick.

00:34:59.206 --> 00:35:01.427
No, no, it's not, it is.

00:35:02.942 --> 00:35:10.967
I'm putting shuffle, then skipping, because you basically you're putting on shuffle because you don't care what plays, but then you end up changing anyways.

00:35:11.047 --> 00:35:11.449
I just hope.

00:35:11.469 --> 00:35:15.405
the other night, the other night, we were playing cards I had on shuffle and I was skipping the whole time.

00:35:16.086 --> 00:35:19.643
Yeah, you're right, we had to be able to play poker.

00:35:19.643 --> 00:35:22.489
Yeah, all right, go ahead, seth.

00:35:22.911 --> 00:35:23.331
Close this.

00:35:23.331 --> 00:35:26.025
I'm sorry, Jordan, but this one's directed at you.

00:35:27.007 --> 00:35:28.010
This is uncalled for.

00:35:28.070 --> 00:35:35.891
This is rude, you know we're not changing your smoke alarm for months and letting that thing be.

00:35:36.233 --> 00:35:39.126
He's not winning the draft, so he's just taking everyone down with him.

00:35:40.219 --> 00:35:43.030
That drives me nuts.

00:35:43.030 --> 00:35:44.052
So not changing your smoke.

00:35:44.052 --> 00:35:53.429
I would think I would be in an insane asylum if I heard a beeping every minutes or so, every few minutes or so, because I changed the thing.

00:35:53.721 --> 00:35:57.443
Well the problem is Trent says that he said to it, he said he slept through it.

00:35:57.443 --> 00:35:58.826
But the problem is here, here.

00:35:58.826 --> 00:35:59.427
Here's the thing.

00:35:59.427 --> 00:36:05.668
Trent basically has the exact same thing happening when he's standing in front of his fridge 24, seven, all day.

00:36:05.668 --> 00:36:06.530
I don't have an alarm.

00:36:06.530 --> 00:36:07.030
The alarm goes on.

00:36:07.030 --> 00:36:07.632
I don't have an alarm.

00:36:07.771 --> 00:36:09.074
I said I hate fridges like that.

00:36:09.074 --> 00:36:12.385
I would never bring one of those within my own home.

00:36:12.385 --> 00:36:14.650
Yeah, I would be too smart for that, yeah.

00:36:14.650 --> 00:36:21.583
Even if the thing like well if a fridge could bring me what I wanted in there from the fridge, then I would maybe get one with an alarm.

00:36:21.784 --> 00:36:26.849
Okay, trent actually tapes the light, so when it opens up the fridge the light doesn't peer out.

00:36:26.849 --> 00:36:28.601
Then expose him.

00:36:32.739 --> 00:36:33.523
You better win that.

00:36:33.523 --> 00:36:38.503
You better have won the midnight snack draft, seeing as how you're in the fridge, so much.

00:36:40.347 --> 00:36:40.588
Yeah.

00:36:40.648 --> 00:36:41.391
That was last week.

00:36:41.411 --> 00:36:43.405
Yeah, no, but my midnight snack draft.

00:36:43.405 --> 00:36:46.028
I actually kind of went off of things that were in my fridge.

00:36:46.028 --> 00:36:48.364
Everybody else went, you know, on a little caravan.

00:36:48.364 --> 00:36:50.048
You know Uber Eats stuff.

00:36:50.048 --> 00:36:52.503
Another thing I could have put here.

00:36:52.503 --> 00:36:54.166
We're all done Right.

00:36:54.166 --> 00:36:58.423
Okay, Hitting save on a document you just saved.2 seconds ago.

00:36:58.423 --> 00:36:59.125
I do that daily.

00:36:59.244 --> 00:37:00.025
Oh yeah, all the time.

00:37:00.025 --> 00:37:01.710
Just like double time Microsoft.

00:37:01.769 --> 00:37:02.610
It's this one daily too.

00:37:02.610 --> 00:37:09.900
Read reading the email you just sent after you just sent it oh yeah, yeah, absolutely Like.

00:37:09.862 --> 00:37:16.047
Why would you read it after you just said, because I want to make sure it made sense and I need to correct it, but then you should have made sure it made sense before you sent it and I did.

00:37:16.769 --> 00:37:18.621
Exactly that doesn't make sense.

00:37:19.684 --> 00:37:20.626
I'm trying to think here.

00:37:20.666 --> 00:37:21.628
You don't do that, seth.

00:37:21.628 --> 00:37:22.429
No, I do.

00:37:22.429 --> 00:37:23.371
It doesn't make sense.

00:37:23.371 --> 00:37:32.090
Yeah, they do that with text messages sometimes too, where I'm like, trying to like Well now that you can edit on iMessage, it really makes sense to go back and reread.

00:37:32.090 --> 00:37:37.244
Yeah, but still like someone can look at the edit and be like you know, yeah, you're a dummy.

00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:39.106
I wish they took away that feature.

00:37:39.106 --> 00:37:41.983
Like that, you shouldn't be able to read the original version.

00:37:44.083 --> 00:37:44.726
Yeah, probably.

00:37:46.494 --> 00:37:48.730
I think hopefully they'll cut unsending messages.

00:37:48.851 --> 00:37:49.880
Yeah, I agree with that.

00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:50.909
You should be able to get rid of it.

00:37:50.929 --> 00:37:52.474
You can't see unsent messages either.

00:37:52.474 --> 00:37:55.755
Oh really, Is that an app or is that through Apple?

00:37:55.755 --> 00:37:56.438
It's through Apple.

00:37:56.438 --> 00:37:57.954
You can't read the unsent message.

00:37:58.090 --> 00:38:04.603
Things that don't make sense is like when I have to tip well, when they give me the option to tip for, like at the car wash.

00:38:04.623 --> 00:38:09.637
Yeah, I almost said that At the car wash when people are like there, take it for takeout or stuff like that.

00:38:09.869 --> 00:38:11.032
Yeah, like so at the car wash.

00:38:11.032 --> 00:38:16.456
You get your the lady's there and she says like okay, when you literally hand her the money, then they say, would you like to tip?

00:38:16.456 --> 00:38:18.795
Or like Dutch brothers, they ask if you want to tip.

00:38:18.795 --> 00:38:20.695
Every single time they're just taking your order.

00:38:20.695 --> 00:38:24.581
Like, hey, you want to put the tip cup up there by the coffee where they make the coffee.

00:38:25.172 --> 00:38:26.777
That's a service industry, though you don't.

00:38:27.590 --> 00:38:29.918
Yeah, like the service industry, they've gotten out of hand with it.

00:38:29.918 --> 00:38:35.050
We might as well put a tip jar on this table right here, Well the thing about Starbucks is Starbucks doesn't do that really Like.

00:38:35.070 --> 00:38:37.777
They have the tip jar in the in the place, but it's not really.

00:38:37.777 --> 00:38:38.719
You get what I'm saying.

00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:39.400
Yeah.

00:38:41.112 --> 00:38:41.916
And I know what you're saying.

00:38:42.710 --> 00:38:43.996
What are you pretty good about that stuff.

00:38:43.996 --> 00:38:44.257
What do you?

00:38:44.277 --> 00:38:44.838
got here, Seth?

00:38:44.838 --> 00:38:48.860
What about walking into a room and forgetting what you walked in that room to do?

00:38:48.860 --> 00:38:51.532
Yeah, that drives me nuts.

00:38:51.532 --> 00:38:53.440
It doesn't make sense.

00:38:53.440 --> 00:38:56.498
I'm like I literally just walked in this room and I forgot what I needed to do.

00:38:56.677 --> 00:38:56.938
Yeah.

00:38:57.889 --> 00:39:01.641
And I just remember 10 seconds ago like why I walked in there with a purpose.

00:39:01.983 --> 00:39:02.764
Making your bed.

00:39:02.764 --> 00:39:04.250
Maybe that doesn't make sense.

00:39:04.289 --> 00:39:10.777
Oh, it's like it's like I went in here and I know I'm not saying hopefully you don't walk in your room to make your bed and forget.

00:39:11.150 --> 00:39:14.157
I'm saying like maybe someone would say making your bed doesn't make sense.

00:39:14.157 --> 00:39:23.257
You know, I don't know Anything else you guys want to hear here before we shut this club down.

00:39:23.257 --> 00:39:24.119
I think we're good.

00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:26.096
I guess I'll recap the whole draft here.

00:39:26.096 --> 00:39:29.579
Phil had Beyond Meat menus without prices, luxury caskets.

00:39:29.579 --> 00:39:31.614
Jordan had COVID in 23,.

00:39:31.614 --> 00:39:33.840
People who pay for fancy water and traffic.

00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:41.659
I had opening the fridge too much Opening the fridge when I know nothing's in there and then shuffling songs, then skipping the one you want to hear.

00:39:41.659 --> 00:39:46.820
Seth had a pair of jeans, fun size candy and not changing your smoke alarm.

00:39:46.820 --> 00:39:49.295
I think that's pretty good.

00:39:49.295 --> 00:39:52.992
Shorts without pockets don't make sense to me.

00:39:53.675 --> 00:39:53.894
Yep.

00:39:54.175 --> 00:40:03.699
Yep, I think we're going to agree, Shorts yeah, it's not as popular, but like when I was in high school, like there was a lot of shorts that had no pockets, it's like there's simply no need for pants without pockets.

00:40:03.889 --> 00:40:07.639
Well, no, the thing that moved us into 2020 is workout shorts with pockets.

00:40:08.170 --> 00:40:10.998
I know it never made sense to me that there were workout shorts without pockets.

00:40:11.038 --> 00:40:13.496
Yeah, we never had those, and when we were in high school, never had those.

00:40:13.610 --> 00:40:17.360
It's not like we grew up in the pocket watch era, like everyone had phones.

00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:19.516
There should have been pockets on workout shorts.

00:40:19.536 --> 00:40:23.217
Absolutely, and we also had the worst shorts possible in high school.

00:40:23.217 --> 00:40:29.418
We all at least had iPods you know, yeah, yeah, I'd like some off-brand or whatever.

00:40:29.418 --> 00:40:30.119
That's what I'm saying.

00:40:30.570 --> 00:40:34.934
So, like there's always, you always could use pockets An additional pocket, yeah, yeah.

00:40:35.969 --> 00:40:38.338
But very rarely do people complain about too many pockets.

00:40:38.693 --> 00:40:39.481
No, here's the.

00:40:39.481 --> 00:40:40.248
You know what I should have said?

00:40:40.329 --> 00:40:47.181
I would say now with the, with your like wireless ear pods, you actually don't need the pocket as much.

00:40:47.922 --> 00:40:49.532
Yeah, sort of Hear me out on this one.

00:40:49.532 --> 00:40:51.074
This is an honorable mention.

00:40:51.074 --> 00:40:55.976
Any coffee cup that doesn't fit into a cup holder, oh, cup holders, yeah.

00:40:56.577 --> 00:40:57.099
Absolutely.

00:40:57.099 --> 00:40:58.380
You need a versatile cup holder.

00:40:58.400 --> 00:40:59.302
This thing's the worst.

00:40:59.302 --> 00:41:00.784
I love it, but it doesn't fit any cup holder.

00:41:00.949 --> 00:41:03.980
I will not buy a cup or a bottle that doesn't fit in a cup holder.

00:41:04.409 --> 00:41:05.853
I'm anti like let's make.

00:41:05.853 --> 00:41:06.916
Can you switch mine out?

00:41:06.916 --> 00:41:09.802
Switch mine out, switch my funeral no no, I no, I'm not switching.

00:41:10.289 --> 00:41:13.293
No, I won't buy that If it doesn't fit my cup holder.

00:41:13.635 --> 00:41:14.336
I will not buy.

00:41:14.336 --> 00:41:15.358
I'll buy a size smaller.

00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:20.422
Okay, they do have those cup holder things that the adapters, the adapter Okay.

00:41:20.623 --> 00:41:22.349
I need to get one of those for my car.

00:41:22.570 --> 00:41:24.637
So I am anti like let's make more laws.

00:41:24.637 --> 00:41:26.952
I think we have enough laws, we don't need any more.

00:41:26.952 --> 00:41:34.936
One lie to be okay with is make all fast food restaurants make their cups for cup holders the same size to fit in cups.

00:41:35.911 --> 00:41:38.679
I think most do at this point but they don't always fit though.

00:41:39.170 --> 00:41:43.601
Like every like I would be fine with like universal trend is anti capitalism yeah.

00:41:43.601 --> 00:41:46.677
I am anti cups not fitting.

00:41:46.677 --> 00:41:52.121
Yeah, I think most fast they should fit no cup holders and cups should fit firm in there.

00:41:52.121 --> 00:41:54.811
There should never be loose all cups Like a lot of them.

00:41:54.811 --> 00:41:57.579
Like you know, mcdonald's the bottom smaller and there's wiggle room.

00:41:57.579 --> 00:41:59.135
I don't want wiggle room while I'm driving.

00:41:59.135 --> 00:42:04.489
You know you already can't talk on your phone while you're driving in the car with you know you have to have a Bluetooth device.

00:42:04.570 --> 00:42:07.057
How much more of a distraction is if you're trying to clean up your soda.

00:42:07.077 --> 00:42:09.213
Yeah, that's built all over your pants and you know.

00:42:09.213 --> 00:42:11.219
You got Reese's peanut butter cups everywhere.

00:42:11.219 --> 00:42:13.456
Just make it so cups fit in cup holders.

00:42:13.456 --> 00:42:16.434
You have enough stupid things, let's let's do this too.

00:42:16.434 --> 00:42:17.257
Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:42:17.257 --> 00:42:18.913
Like cups that don't like.

00:42:18.913 --> 00:42:22.018
If there should be no wiggle room, it should fit perfect like a glove.

00:42:22.077 --> 00:42:23.601
How good is that one Switch out my switch.

00:42:23.621 --> 00:42:26.273
I'm not switching out your stupid one, you did train.

00:42:26.293 --> 00:42:27.275
Your life is very hard.

00:42:27.275 --> 00:42:28.079
I feel for you.

00:42:28.079 --> 00:42:29.092
It's a difficult life.

00:42:29.092 --> 00:42:29.552
You got there.

00:42:30.434 --> 00:42:31.378
You don't think that's a good idea.

00:42:31.378 --> 00:42:34.717
You don't know the half of it, you're complaining about a bottle that doesn't fit in your cup holder.

00:42:34.757 --> 00:42:35.760
Jordan, this would help you.

00:42:36.590 --> 00:42:39.963
It's a bottle that I literally own and use every single day.

00:42:41.369 --> 00:42:43.195
Yeah Well, he doesn't buy bottled water.

00:42:43.195 --> 00:42:54.157
It's true he doesn't buy bottled water, but I'm going to drink another bottle water on this, but yeah, I will, I like I do you come in with that thing filled or do you get bottled water once a while?

00:42:54.980 --> 00:42:58.489
When here I'm going to come with this filled.

00:42:58.489 --> 00:43:02.393
I only came with it today because I had my car and it was coming mid pod, so in the middle.

00:43:02.713 --> 00:43:03.777
In the past used to bring it.

00:43:04.130 --> 00:43:05.215
But yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:05.530 --> 00:43:09.001
It should be like like yeah, I would never bring it.

00:43:09.001 --> 00:43:12.010
I would never carry around a bottle that didn't fit my cup Like I've.

00:43:12.010 --> 00:43:15.141
There's been bottles I've wanted like Yeti's or hydroflask.

00:43:15.141 --> 00:43:17.436
I'm like it doesn't fit my cup holder, it doesn't make sense.

00:43:17.536 --> 00:43:18.679
I also didn't buy this one.

00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:22.431
Yeah, and that's, and that's most of the ones I have that don't fit, but why would they?

00:43:22.512 --> 00:43:24.175
make them if they're not going to fit Like.

00:43:24.596 --> 00:43:24.976
I agree.

00:43:25.518 --> 00:43:26.139
That's what I'm saying.

00:43:26.139 --> 00:43:27.061
Switch mine out, come on.

00:43:28.130 --> 00:43:29.413
Switching yours up and you don't get re-dued.

00:43:29.413 --> 00:43:30.715
This is not no.

00:43:30.715 --> 00:43:32.420
We always have honorable mentions here, no molegans.

00:43:33.510 --> 00:43:35.565
Well, I think that about does it, guys.

00:43:35.565 --> 00:43:37.295
We will see you next time.

00:43:37.295 --> 00:43:41.338
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