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Dudes, it's draft season.
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This is the fantasy football dudes podcast.
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What is up, my dudes?
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This is Trent with the fantasy football dudes podcast.
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I'm joined by Phil Seth and Jordan got the.
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We got a things that don't make sense draft.
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Okay.
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So we're here trying to figure out what we want to do, like, jordan maybe has a little technical difficulties, so he's gonna have a little bit of adversity here.
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So that's fine.
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And it doesn't make sense, jordan, that you don't have Wi-Fi right now and everyone else does make sense.
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You're right, so you could say your computer doesn't make sense and I think that might get votes for people.
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There's a lot of people who are a little like you and that you know can't zero commuter.
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Don't ever call me a litter, that's like the pot.
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What is it?
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Pot Call the count.
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All right, point proven.
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So anyways, we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this draft here, guys, but before we do this draft, we are going to recap our fruit draft, and I did a bold strategy of punting to the fourth round, fourth pick.
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It did not go as planned.
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It hurt me.
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So, and if you're on YouTube and you see this guy massaging his like planner fasciitis, sitting right next to me without shoes, like, please just go ahead and give us a thumbs down on that planner fasciitis at the moment.
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He's just like here massaging his foot.
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No one can see my foot, but you like just the problem.
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It's adversity, maybe it doesn't make sense.
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So yeah, so last week's draft was a fruit draft.
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Yeah, sorry, since we aren't in the garage.
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I don't have to wear shoes anymore.
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The last week's draft on this draft is gonna be midnight snacks or fruit draft.
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Our first place team was Phil team to.
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He took yellow peach, pineapple and green grapes.
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In second place was Jordan, with 26% of the votes.
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He had strawberry, apple and cantaloupe.
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And in third place was me team four with 21% of the votes.
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I had avocados, cherries and mangoes.
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Second last place was Seth with a mandarin blueberries and plums.
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I think plums lost it for you, seth.
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So I'm sorry.
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People are un-culture and never had a good plum in their life.
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It's true, I don't have a good, plum man Come on.
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I'm people don't need stone fruit anymore, and that's just the problem here and Phil taking yellow peaches, kind of a cheat code because peaches are canned and like you can have canned peaches like that's really good, but also it just sucked in like a sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, it's true.
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Like those donuts, just syrup, coke and cold thing.
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Peach yeah.
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It's being un-cultured.
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You know there's a lot of un-cultured people in fancy football right now.
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They're doing their drafts on Yahoo or ESPN or NFLcom, justin Jefferson is ranked like way below by some people, yeah, cbs.
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So go to sleeper guys, tell them the dudes sent you Introduce dudes 100.
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They'll match up to $100.
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They got in-game contests.
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They have dynamic payouts that are live, all kinds of good stuff.
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They have a group chat group chat for your DFS plays where you can see each other's plays, all that stuff you can make fun of, you can encourage all that good stuff Go to sleeper Mostly encourage.
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Mostly encourage.
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Yeah, but go out of sleeper.
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Went up to 100% payout, so go check them out.
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But honestly, they're my favorite place to play fantasy football and they got some DFS also.
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But, yeah, if you're, you know, looking to dip your toe in the water and the whole DFS stuff, sleeper's a good place to start and hey, transfer your league over.
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You can update the history, all that good stuff.
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So we'll go over to sleeper guys.
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It's our favorite place.
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We use them for mock drafts and much more.
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So, getting into the things that don't make sense, draft Phil, you are up first.
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Okay, so I don't know what you're thinking to take in here.
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It's a little different.
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It's different, it's going to be kind of tough, but here's the thing that never made sense to me.
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It still doesn't make sense to me.
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Life Fair enough.
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Why join this podcast would probably be number two.
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The third thing, and probably the thing that stands out to me the most the beyond the meat burger patties.
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Oh, why do they shape them like burger patties?
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like, if you're not choosing to eat meat, make that thing a triangle.
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Make it a triangle, do something do something elaborate.
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Well, you're not just saying beyond meat, you're going beyond meat, burger patties.
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You're correct, you could put that in a photo.
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So you don't like that.
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It's the shape.
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I don't like that.
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It's the shape, no like.
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Why are you going to make something that looks like me if you're choosing not to eat meat?
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So you're, it's beyond meat, not the shape of the burger, all of it.
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That's what I would do.
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It feels mad that it's trying to impersonate a burger.
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Correct I'm that.
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You're not eating a burger.
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At this point You're not eating a burger.
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You're not eating a burger at this point.
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I have, I have no problem.
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If you want to be vegetarian, that's.
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That doesn't bother me at all.
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Not good for you, but it's okay, but we are sort of a health pod.
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you know, after the fruit draft and stuff like that, here's what I say, like, if you're choosing not to eat meat, I guess maybe, like people still want to have, like, the nostalgia of eating meat, but like I just don't get it.
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You know what I'm saying.
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Like, like Seth said, make it a triangle, make it something elaborate to make you enjoy a little bit more.
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Just don't do the same thing I'm doing if I'm eating a meat patty.
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Well, you wouldn't want to be impersonated.
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I wouldn't want to be impersonated.
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It'd be hard.
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I'm unique.
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I wouldn't recommend it.
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I don't know who would do that, but no, it's hard to beat a good burger.
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I just don't get it Like yeah, I've cooked one of those on my grill.
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No, you didn't, I've had to do that you were part of the problem.
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You are part of the problem.
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I didn't get it by choice.
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There was someone who came to my party and they said can you grill this?
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You always say no.
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I should have said no, but at that moment it was beat.
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It was like.
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It was kind of like one of those things where it's like you don't have time to say no and you don't know what you're throwing on, and then then they say what it is and you're like shoot.
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And I couldn't push it through the grill grates because I felt like you know that was.
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That would be too rude.
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You know, mostly mushrooms, I think eggplant.
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They used to have eggplants there are some that have beans Like there's some bean bean ones Like I'm sure they taste good, I just don't get it.
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You know what I'm saying.
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Like, if you want to do that, that's fine.
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Like I've had vegetarian meals that I really like.
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There's actually quite a few vegetarian meals that I really like, but they're not, they don't like present themselves as meat.
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Do you get what I'm saying?
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Gotcha, be what you are is what I'm saying.
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No, I I agree.
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I don't know anyone who would disagree, like there's surely there's people who disagree with you.
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But yeah, beyond meat is disgusting.
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Like I accidentally got a beyond meat beef jerky packet at the airport one time.
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I thought I was going to die.
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What it tastes like.
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Garbage it was absolutely.
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It was like it was like yeah, it was like you put beef jerky in your mouth.
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No, that's not real.
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No, you put beef jerky in your mouth and it's like sour.
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It's the weirdest thing ever.
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No, the ones that, the things that I don't have a problem with if it's made of veggies, that doesn't bother me, but if it's when it's like man made like who knows what, that's the stuff that weirds me out.
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You know like I'd rather eat beef that I know how it's made.
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I raised cows and I'm like Rancher, but anyhow, let's just move on.
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Okay, what do we got here?
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Who's next?
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I like, yeah, you are.
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Should I say Phil being a cattle rancher?
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That's something that doesn't make sense.
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It's true, that doesn't make any sense.
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It's also not true, I'm going.
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I'm going to true content I'm going for right now.
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I'm going right in to the weeds here.
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I'm going.
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Covid in 2023 doesn't make sense, okay.
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Not COVID in general in 2020.
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COVID in COVID existing in 2023 does not make sense.
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What do you mean by that?
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Like right now people still take, people like yes like not that it exists, because obviously it's, the flu is going to exist, but people acting like we're back in 2020 is 2023.
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You know?
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like you're talking about all the precautions and everything like people still like, people still people still acting like we're in you know lockdown.
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Yes, that makes sense.
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I think it's a good one, like COVID in 2023, doesn't make sense to me.
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Okay, I think that's good.
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Oh, I'm up.
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Yeah, I'm up, you were up.
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Okay, I, I do this a lot and so I'm part of the problem but opening the fridge, seeing there's no food in there, then going back to the fridge and opening it up again like five minutes later like a fridge double trend does every single night.
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Yeah, I do it all the time Like you know there's nothing in there, and then you go open it up again and like what are we doing?
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Yeah, because there's been times too, where I'll sit there and I just stare at the same thing and I'm like, why am I still here?
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Yeah, that's right.
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That's a good point, trent.
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That's a good one.
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And here's the thing like you're thinking you miss something.
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And you know what, I'm a guy that misses things, you know.
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I mean, like I can hardly remember where I put the remote sometimes.
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You know what I mean.
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So, yeah, like I do at other people's houses, I do it at work, you know.
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You just, sometimes it's like, hey, I'm kind of just want to see what's in the fridge.
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Oh, I already did this twice today.
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Like how many do you think you do it every day, Seth?
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No, I for sure do it every day.
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Or you want to see, like at work, I like to see what other people are putting in the work fridge.
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You know what I mean.
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Like, hey, that looks pretty good.
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Like not that I'm eating it.
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Yeah, but that's a key.
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I like the window shop in their refrigerator.
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Well, sometimes there's good ideas like hey, I should buy that.
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Like oh, there's a new kind of Raviolis or whatever you know like yeah, but that's a community fridge.
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I think it's a retarget.
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So are you saying?
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you don't make sense by doing a double-take.
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No, it doesn't make sense doing double.
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Takes in your own fridge when you know there's nothing new in there.
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You know, I'm saying like you know there's no food in your fridge.
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You just open it five minutes ago, but you're still kind of hungry.
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So you're gonna look in the fridge again, Do you do?
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that regularly.
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Oh, I do it at least.
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I only go to the fridge and I feel like Jordan's probably the same.
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I only go to the fridge if I know something is in there that I'm more like Trent than you think really.
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Or sometimes I'll like Know there's nothing in the fridge, I'll open it.
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Stay at the fridge, maybe check the pantry and then open the fridge back up again.
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That's like you got to weigh out your options.
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I'm or.
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I know there's nothing in here.
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I'm just staring at you like why is there nothing in my fridge right now?
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Yeah, get your life together.
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It's like my favorite pastime.
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You know like?
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It's just like hey, oh yeah.
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I'm like I don't want to eat anything in here.
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Okay, yeah, that's all I had.
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Yeah, it's just like how can I whip something up out of this?
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Yeah, jumbled mess.
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Yeah, and then you order Sun Hong Kong.
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Yeah, it's like yeah, that's what I always do.
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Actually, it's like what would David Copperfield do if he was in this situation, with all this?
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stuff.
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I thought you're gonna say David Goggins, but no, no, the man with no knees, yeah, so, no.
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So opening the fridge when you know there's nothing there?
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That's that's my First pick.
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What do you got here, seth?
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I think that relates to a lot of people too.
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Like yeah, why do we call pants or shorts a pair?
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A pair of pants, why do we call it a pair?
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It's a single item.
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Yeah, maybe because they're that doesn't make sense though but that doesn't make sense.
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You have two pant legs.
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Was a pair of pant legs, yeah you call a pair of pant, legs on a pair of pants.
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Sometimes people say pair of jeans.
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Maybe fills there my this is not your best.
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I don't know what feels a rancher.
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I mean he wears chaps.
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I guess maybe that's a pair of champs.
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When you put on your chaps, do you say like, hey, I get my pair of chaps?
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Or just say I get my chaps.
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Pair of chaps for sure.
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Right, help set that here.
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No, that is a bad pick that you will not win this draft because it's not a pair of pants.
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It's a single item.
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It's like oh, my shirt has two armholes.
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Am I calling it a pair of armholes, a pair of arm sleeves?
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That makes sense.
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Right there You're selling me.
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It's not gonna win on a draft board, though Nope, it is.