Millionaire Dollar Dreams Draft
Have you ever been caught in a daydream, imagining what you could do with a million dollars in your pocket? Well, kick off those shoes, sit back and join us as we let our imaginations run wild in this lively discussion of our millionaire dreams. We kick things off with a fantasy draft, choosing between lavish material items, sports cars, real estate, and even Bitcoin. Spoiler alert - Bitcoin might just be our first choice!
In the second leg of our journey, we venture into the land of investments and dreams. From considering buying a Chick-fil-A franchise to plunging into the Bitcoin market, we grapple with the pros and cons of each tantalizing option. We even contemplate buying a yacht for a sailing adventure, though we can't quite agree on who would be the perfect first mate. Tune in to hear our thoughts on making the best out of a million dollars and whether investing in depreciating items or risky ventures would really be worthwhile.
To end our adventure, we debate on some extravagant and whimsical ways to spend our fortune. Who needs a McFlurry machine or a first-class trip to Europe? We do! We even consider investing in real estate and compare the benefits of purchasing a pricier item versus a less expensive one. Would you believe we even consider splurging on a cruise? Join us as we share our dream recreational activities and investments, and see if our ideas align with your millionaire dreams. Remember, rate, review, and follow us to make sure you don't miss out on any of our lively debates!
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Speaker 1:Fantasy Football Dudes podcast.
Speaker 2:What is up, my dudes Phil, with the classic cough right there in the intro? Today's episode we are going to have a draft. Today's draft we are doing what would you do if you won a million dollars? So I don't know. Maybe someone gives it to you, Maybe you feel a cough drop.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you feel a cough drop.
Speaker 2:So we're doing our draft and it's just what we do at the million dollars. Pretty self-explanatory, and that's got to be. You know, with the three rounds it has to equal that. You can't just have a million dollar pick every pick.
Speaker 3:So each one's got average around three hundred thirty three thousand. Yes.
Speaker 2:So I'm joined by Phil Jordan and Seth, and when you do it like that, it doesn't seem as much.
Speaker 3:No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2:It goes quick. We actually had a local guy here in town just want to scratch her. No no dollars, yeah, out there at three, four at the Vallero, oh yeah, and he's going to keep doing his job and everything, because after taxes and everything you know, it's in California you only get about half of it Yeah.
Speaker 4:So yeah, when the water in a different state, guys.
Speaker 5:Yeah, So I mean five hundred grand. still quite a bit of money.
Speaker 3:It's a lot of money, but I mean that doesn't doesn't, But it can make your life very comfortable.
Speaker 5:You're not going to worry about anything for the rest of your life If you use it, if you're smart.
Speaker 4:you're smart with it. You like buy a home or or even invest in? Yeah, or you just yeah you can make it.
Speaker 5:You could retire early and kind of use that Plus your retirement.
Speaker 4:Yeah, not right now in terms of interest, interest, like you're not putting that in a stock right now.
Speaker 5:No, but you could put it in like an IRA, like stuff, that's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so today and honestly, and honestly, we're not.
Speaker 4:We're not wealth investment.
Speaker 2:No, we are not, do you?
Speaker 5:want to take any of our financial advice. What this?
Speaker 4:million dollars that we're going to be talking about now, like just you don't, you don't use it is what we would say. Yeah, if you went, if you went off a scratch, or whatever it may be. I feel like there's a few of our listeners who are I'm like you know what? I wish that person had a million dollars.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:So we don't. We missed a draft couple of weeks ago. We don't have results. We're still waiting for the fast food draft results at the moment. So we did a list randomizer and the draft order is going to be me, trent, seth Phil and then Jordan baton clean up here. So before we get the draft, today's draft is brought to you by Manscape and Manscape. You know, the modern man is a man who takes care of himself. Manscaping isn't just for life, special occasions, it's a requirement for optimal health and superior hygiene and healthy self esteem. You now have the right tools for safe and precise grooming and hard to navigate sensitive areas, plus post trimming products. We got deodorant. We got the boxers 2.0 and those boxers are really nice, especially right now in the hottest pod in America you know, hottest fancy pod in America in the garage. Boxers 2.0 feel really great deodorant all your needs that you need, you know, for the Bathroom. I guess is that the right way to say that Is that right, we're saying for all your grooming needs. Yeah, all your bathroom needs. So OK, let's get into this draft. Here I have the first pick, like I said, and this is our million dollar draft. What will you do with a million dollars? I need to find my notes here for what?
Speaker 3:there's a lot of ways you can take this route. you can take the the very like financial sound route where you're like being smart with it, Yeah, or like you can totally take like the fun the fun ones that, like you're hoping people are going to pick you because you pick fun stuff, or people might pick you because you're being a like a smart person with your money.
Speaker 4:I feel like we just different routes. You can go depreciating that, depreciating material items. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not going that smart into it.
Speaker 4:I just would rather.
Speaker 3:No, i think I would just be like if I'm not shocked like, if I want to say I want to buy a sports car, i can say that.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:I know. Or if I want to say I want to buy real estate, I can say that too.
Speaker 4:Like it's just whatever.
Speaker 3:I think it's just whatever you want. I can say I want to buy a million dollars of baseball hats.
Speaker 2:You're probably pretty close to that right now without getting the money.
Speaker 3:No, i'm probably pretty close to about like thousand dollars in hats, but I'm so with my first pick.
Speaker 2:I think this is an obvious one, And I actually think I would do this if this was handed me. I'm going to go Bitcoin. I think I'd get a couple of coins.
Speaker 3:Do we have to say the right amount? This is going to be the most boring draft all the time.
Speaker 4:It was. Jordan's idea Why you wouldn't buy a Bitcoin if I hand you a million bucks, you won't get a bit. I'm doing something. Wait, if I have, I have fun stuff too.
Speaker 2:I'm going BTC.
Speaker 3:No, i think that's fine, i think I think some people think that's fun.
Speaker 1:No, yes, like I think, if I think I would do that legit.
Speaker 3:I think I would buy at least one Bitcoin round to I'm going doge. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:You don't think. You don't think.
Speaker 4:I know quite a bit, are we?
Speaker 3:Yeah, i mean, i know people who made a lot of money off doge.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this is our. This is our Wall Street pod now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so Bitcoin I'd buy. I'm going to say how much is it right now Twenty five thousand, it's around there Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'd probably buy a hundred grand, would you buy? would you buy like four, like a hundred grand worth?
Speaker 2:I'd probably buy like ten or something.
Speaker 3:Ten.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what is that? What's the math for me? Do that for me.
Speaker 3:Two, that's like a quarter of your. you're winning right there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, i got to spend a million, though somehow right, so I'm going to choose You spent.
Speaker 3:you're going to spend a quarter on Bitcoin. Yeah, ok, bitcoin.
Speaker 2:All right, i can't believe you don't like that pick fill. I don't know why. Like no, that's fine, it's a future. That's cool, seth, you're up here.
Speaker 3:OK, i'm just going to. I think the first thing I would do. But man, i want to be fun, i don't want to be boring.
Speaker 2:Bitcoin is fun. No, it is fun because, like you, can make more money out of that Investing is fun. I asked Tom Brady Crypto is fun.
Speaker 3:I think the first thing I'm going to do is I think I'm going to get like I'm just going to act like I already have money to begin with, so I'm gonna like just have fun. I'm not gonna be smart about it, i'm gonna go out and just buy.
Speaker 2:That would be totally shocking if you did something smart. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna buy just some like custom truck.
Speaker 2:Custom truck like a custom truck.
Speaker 3:Have you guys seen You?
Speaker 2:want to just put custom truck on there.
Speaker 4:Sure, or do you want to put the actual truck?
Speaker 3:Cuz. Yeah, I can. I'm just trying to think of the guys in it.
Speaker 4:Oh it's like the.
Speaker 3:Have you seen the, the Hennessy guys? Hennessy performance.
Speaker 4:Oh yes, i probably buy one of those trucks. Did he trick out a Tesla truck?
Speaker 3:That's not what you're talking about. Let me just see There's a ton they have like. They have a bunch of different Ford ones like there. I think the. I think the one I like the best is they converted like a. It's like a f250 and they gave it like another set of wheels, so it has like six wheels and anything is just awesome.
Speaker 4:Well, they did. he did one for Rogan, i'm pretty sure, like an off-road, like post apocalyptical or post apocalypt.
Speaker 2:They got a Ford Raptor six by six on that's what it is?
Speaker 3:I think that's what it is. It's the sick.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and they make a six by six TRX. So why don't we just say Hennessy tricked out truck? How's that So?
Speaker 3:you can just say a Hennessy truck. That's probably what I just gonna put Hennessy for short. Yeah, people think I'd buying alcohol like.
Speaker 4:Hennessy whiskey. All right, is Jordan up.
Speaker 2:It is you, Phil. What do you got here? I'm expecting you know, since.
Speaker 1:I'm so anti fun.
Speaker 2:I'm curious what you have here. You're probably say like a Toyota Tacoma.
Speaker 4:I thought about saying Toyota Tacoma, but that would be too on brand for me. So what I'm going to say is I am going to call the Veloster Raptor I. See a mammoth six by six.
Speaker 3:That's the The.
Speaker 4:TRX. Oh the TRX, that one's pretty sweet too, man, this is. That was a good pick, seth, i kind of like those. The RAM is, i think I kind of like that better than the Ford. All right, anyways, I'm going to do.
Speaker 2:Student loans.
Speaker 4:No, I think I'm gonna go a little bit. I'm gonna buy a Chick-fil-A franchise. That's.
Speaker 3:I think that's pretty much a.
Speaker 4:Chick-fil-A franchise is apparently. You can get in for 10 grand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you have to work there for like five years. You have to work there for five years.
Speaker 4:So with, with you know, 33,000, i might not have to work there for five years. Maybe I'm working there only for a year. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't know if they even I think they want you to work there. I think that's.
Speaker 4:So I'm saying Chick-fil-A franchise And if I have, if I, if I only have to use 10 grand, that I can just use the rest to supplement my income.
Speaker 5:Well, you don't make much on Chick-fil-A franchises though.
Speaker 2:How much you?
Speaker 5:mean they command 50%, 15% of sales plus 50% of any profit. It's a lot, and they own everything real estate, equipment, inventory. So yeah, so they. They pay for almost everything they pay for almost everything.
Speaker 4:So you're making what? 35%, something like that. Yeah, so you're making 35%.
Speaker 3:Now that is a lot of traffic coming through there.
Speaker 2:I was called boring for Bitcoin. Yeah, you.
Speaker 4:This is yeah, but it was also wasn't delicious.
Speaker 1:There's delicious food.
Speaker 4:I would imagine you get free food.
Speaker 3:You're gonna have to put my thing down 500,000 for this drug.
Speaker 4:So I feel pretty good going them into my Chick-fil-A investment here. They actually have a sweet Bronco the Bronco Raptor, seth Hennessy stuff is pretty sweet.
Speaker 3:I know they're awesome. Yeah, i'm saying this if you have the money to do this stuff, i don't think it's the best thing to do. We have a million dollars, but I mean I'm going, i'm having fun here.
Speaker 4:I feel like most people who are buying these have more than a million dollars to play with a lot more probably. Yeah, they're like working for Spotify or something like that, you know.
Speaker 3:He might even got it for a discount of price because these guys like each other, their friends, so yeah, Jordan.
Speaker 2:What are you gonna do here? You gonna take scratchers.
Speaker 4:This is a good investment.
Speaker 5:This is honestly super easy for me, like if I ever had him, if I ever someone gave me million dollars, first thing I would buy a hundred percent a yacht.
Speaker 3:You like to sail?
Speaker 5:I. A dream of mine has always been to buy a yacht and then, like, just sail the world.
Speaker 4:Like I.
Speaker 5:I'd never, like I've never sailed, but I would learn to sail. Like I would hundred percent learn to sail.
Speaker 3:And like I love, like Doshin, like there's a kid I coach on baseball, his family. Yeah, that's really cool. I know exactly. Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 5:I talked to him and it's pretty sweet and like a 40. If you can get like a 40 foot, 30, 35, 40 foot yacht for like 3400 grand so what would your first destination be? Probably somewhere in the Caribbean. But like I think it'd be really cool if you could sail. It's hard because you can't With that that size yacht, you can't probably travel like all the way through, like across the ocean Stopps yeah, and through the Pacific there's not a lot of like places. If you get like a huge yacht, you know if you're real rich, you can get like a two million dollar yacht. You can travel pretty much anywhere you want so gun to your head.
Speaker 4:You have to choose someone on the pod. Who is your first mate? Go under your head. You look in over here, or the skipper you got. You got Trent.
Speaker 3:There's actually an advantage to being shorter on a boat.
Speaker 4:Yeah so it's true, and all more muscular. I'm pretty muscular.
Speaker 2:I was built for walking downhill.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so who would you?
Speaker 4:who has more salient experience.
Speaker 5:So that's no don't, you can't ask any follow-up questions.
Speaker 4:Just, you have to decide right now. Who would you choose?
Speaker 5:Honestly, i probably, i think, set this most adventurous person on this pod.
Speaker 2:All right. Yeah, i would not want to go with you anyways.
Speaker 4:Seth's. Like I was hoping you wouldn't choose me These two going on a sunset cruise together?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not interested.
Speaker 5:I think having a yacht would be pretty maritime law.
Speaker 2:It's true, maritime law, that's. It's a real thing, guys. Don't, don't laugh at that.
Speaker 5:Here's a 47 footer for 200 grand.
Speaker 1:It's all.
Speaker 2:I think. I think it's an old, old yacht. I.
Speaker 5:See how you got me pretty smooth neck yacht club.
Speaker 2:Okay, recapping the first round. I had Bitcoin, phil or Seth had custom Hennessy truck, phil had Chick-fil-A franchise.
Speaker 3:I think the Bitcoin one might be better than that, even though Phil's might be the best like financial decision.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, i don't. yeah, that's he's fun, It's fun To save.
Speaker 3:You own a Chick-fil-A franchise correct.
Speaker 5:I will say you buy a yacht, you know you can do with your yacht, you can rent it out.
Speaker 3:It's true, it's man, that is right, yeah, or?
Speaker 5:you could take people. You could sail yourself and take people.
Speaker 4:I would be honest Yeah, I'm probably don't want to take a trip on your yacht.
Speaker 3:That's rude. You sound boring.
Speaker 2:Even like their fries.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 3:We're exposing this guy once again.
Speaker 4:No, i would go with Jordan. If Jordan is like, hey, bring your kettle grill, we'll just have you know.
Speaker 2:Have some fire there on the deck.
Speaker 4:They have a kitchen in the underneath. So why do you need your grill? You know off you want to grill on the roof.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4:Take it on shore and This guy's what I'd be number two at least Really probably you would be.
Speaker 3:Thank you, jordan's might be me and Jordan might add the funnest pics. I think Jordan might have won on the fun scale because you can spend two months just.
Speaker 5:You can like, you can get like some of the older ones, like on the old, like the like. Some they're like 20 like some of the shipwrecked ones refurbished. It just depends like all the brand new ones are like pretty expensive, like here's one.
Speaker 4:What do you mean by pretty expensive? We're working at the million dollars here.
Speaker 5:So like you can get like, the one I just showed was like 200 grand, but it was built in like 1990, you know.
Speaker 4:So you have like another 130 to work with, for, just like food, that's crew.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you know he's just buying the boat, phil, i'm trying to help him out here 30 footer, built in 2006 for 130,000.
Speaker 4:We'll talk after the pot. I want to be number one on that pick next time. Yeah.
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Speaker 5:No, i think the way, you're afraid that was very weird Yeah thank you.
Speaker 2:Maybe invite him on a cruise first, then I don't know whatever. Okay, my second pick here. I took Bitcoin. Last time I Got a couple things in here. I Just don't know how expensive these things are. I'm going McFlurry machine for my house. I'll learn how to fix it. It won't ever be broken.
Speaker 3:Got a nice little make that can be the worst thing that ever happened to you.
Speaker 2:Slash the best. We may never see you again, it was between slushy machine or McFlurry machine.
Speaker 3:This could be like on the hundred thousand dollar draft.
Speaker 2:man, yeah, how much is a McFlurry machine.
Speaker 3:It's not that much. It's not that much. I'm gonna have tons of money spent. It's probably like a Honda Civic.
Speaker 2:You can't even buy a McFlurry machine, phil.
Speaker 5:Let's see, there's not anything for sale. Like you can get something similar to it. You want the exact McFlurry machine, or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want a good one.
Speaker 5:But like not necessarily the one, the one they use in McDonald's or I could probably sell.
Speaker 4:I'm seeing one to like fifteen thousand upwards of fifteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2:Well, that's a lot less than what I thought it would be, but I sure you're on, like some, used part side or something.
Speaker 4:No, i mean it's kind of hard to find like there.
Speaker 2:I know, but you thought you were 18,000 each. So, okay, i'll get one for the bedroom and one for the kitchen.
Speaker 4:Oh, gosh and you still have so much more money. That is You don't think you.
Speaker 2:You've never had one in a McFlurry and you can't go on and be like man. This would be cool if I had one of these in my house, with all those balloons.
Speaker 4:I appreciate about you.
Speaker 2:I'm honest.
Speaker 4:You're honest and that's such a simple pick, you know, like if that's what all it takes to make you happy, then that makes me happy.
Speaker 2:I just want a McFlurry machine in my living room. Is that too much ask?
Speaker 4:No, no, I think that's all. I'm all in on that for sure.
Speaker 2:Seth's gonna go with like a soft drink fountain or something.
Speaker 4:But if you would have bought a Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-A is some of the best milk, yeah, but I got to get my car to go get it. You should have just said McDonald's franchise, like I did no, that's lame.
Speaker 2:A McFlurry machine in your house is way better than. Bitcoin, yeah, and I could carry that anywhere I go, all right. All right, i'm actually gonna make like a financial.
Speaker 3:I had a fun pick. I'm gonna get financial pick. I'm gonna invest in some real estate. I'll probably put like a quart of it down. I spent 250 already. I or spent 500 or a. I'm gonna put 250 on some real estate.
Speaker 2:Just 250 250, that's like equivalent to my McFlurry machine, just so you know like 250,000.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm on a real estate.
Speaker 2:What is that? a down payment on a California house.
Speaker 3:I mean, i can buy a house anywhere I want yeah, outside of California I. Could buy a 250,000 dollar house in Tennessee and it'd be way better than anything in California.
Speaker 2:Come on, trent. Yeah, but you probably I don't know you being like a bad part of town or something bad part of town.
Speaker 3:What are you talking?
Speaker 4:He cultured for once in your life, trent.
Speaker 2:I don't know, like, i'm just saying a house, like yeah, that's cool, like, and it's not even your own, you're just doing an investment house. I Don't know, you should probably just sell that truck and buy two houses.
Speaker 3:I could do it later.
Speaker 4:He could do it later. I am gonna go with our with, sorry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, basically Seth's truck. You know to change the tires cost more money than my whole McFlurry machine.
Speaker 4:So yeah, i am gonna go on a, i am going to do an all expense, all expenses paid, first-class ticket, europe trip and, and and you're thinking like you're spend months, they got nice beaches there. No, no, you're. You're thinking like oh, you can't get up to a hundred thousand first-class tickets to Europe.
Speaker 5:Not that much, not as much as you think, look it up.
Speaker 4:Look it up. Look it up, jordan. You're thinking you're looking at. You're looking at a decent amount of mr World traveler on a yacht. Look at how much the first-class trip is from Fresno to, i don't know, belgium. Where do you want me to look? no, look up a handful of different.
Speaker 5:Well, like I think you're missing the point with where you're gonna spend your money on a first-class ticket, like you should be saying I'm staying the best hotels.
Speaker 4:Well, that's exactly it, that's it exactly. I think five-star restaurants You can't spend a hundred and fifty thousand dollars on a European vacation, and you absolutely can, is what I'm saying. How?
Speaker 2:are you out for?
Speaker 4:sure. So I'm taking, i'm taking, all I'm taking. I'm at least spending a hundred fifty thousand dollars on it in extravagant, luxurious European vacation. What is the first, what is the first class?
Speaker 5:Oh yeah they're up there out of Fresno. They're up there.
Speaker 2:What is it? What is it?
Speaker 5:I like nine grand.
Speaker 4:Well.
Speaker 5:I have six people in my family.
Speaker 3:Okay one's a lap. Yeah, Yeah take off 10 grand.
Speaker 5:Thank you I don't disagree.
Speaker 4:You just chose McFlurry maker. You could buy one of those right now trend I might.
Speaker 3:It's Trent, you could buy a big. Why is it not in here, right?
Speaker 4:now. You could buy a big flirt we could have one sitting up right here.
Speaker 2:My other pick was one of those NFL Blitz arcade games.
Speaker 1:Too small with these I.
Speaker 2:Think, europe vacation is just not that good.
Speaker 4:No, you can. No, you can easily get to a hundred, a hundred.
Speaker 2:I, you can, but like I'd rather know if you go anywhere from like what are you? What are you gonna do in Norway? eat some chocolates like what is there that's not here?
Speaker 5:That sounds bad to you Oh. Trent is the most uncultured person you know.
Speaker 4:You're gonna eat chocolates in Norway? of course I'm gonna eat chocolate.
Speaker 3:Bathing his feet in a hot pool, massaging his back potentially Yeah. Yeah, hundred fifty thousand dollars on a Europe trip. That's probably what you're gonna. Yeah, i feel.
Speaker 5:I like the sentiment with the traveling. I think if I were you I would have said African safari, because I think you can. You can spend a lot of money on a really cool African safari.
Speaker 2:You were inored in zoology also.
Speaker 5:Yeah, cuz you could. Probably you're too, aren't? you could have a really sweet African safari for that much money.
Speaker 4:Yeah, i could, and I do not care at all about that, i would rather go in African safari, then go to Europe and go to those beaches.
Speaker 2:Whatever you're gonna do me or like how much is an RF African.
Speaker 4:There's an African safari cost.
Speaker 5:They're expensive.
Speaker 3:I don't think it's a hundred fifty.
Speaker 2:I don't understand you go to an African safari. You won't want to go to a zoo again.
Speaker 4:I always thought you're in the neighborhood.
Speaker 5:Likes no will go luxury African safari 500 bucks. Oh. You're way out, i think it's more like an airline.
Speaker 2:You like drive thousand bucks You like drive up in the lion's, like right there, and they're like, yes, to keep your arms inside the vehicle.
Speaker 4:Like it's basically Jurassic Park Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about it, so it's like a piece of fat.
Speaker 5:Package.
Speaker 4:Say what are you saying? What do you say? What are you saying, jordan?
Speaker 5:I'm saying like you're like on a, like it's like a, it's like a multi-week thing, like you're paying for, like.
Speaker 4:Oh, you're not talking like a one-and-done safari, you're like talking about staying in the girl.
Speaker 5:I love your 10 day like a 14 day and so okay.
Speaker 4:That makes a little different than what you're saying. I would then what I thought you're saying. I thought you were just saying like taking a ride on one of the jeeps through the, so like here you have honeymoon safaris.
Speaker 5:Yeah, luxury ones. I mean you can go for like 15, like yeah 20. Here's one for $20,000 a person.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 3:South Africa's Cape Town travel is taking off right travels off the board.
Speaker 5:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:Should have been off the board after these guys decided to go on a sunset no.
Speaker 4:Yeah, driving down the 101 in a BMW.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 5:Jordan, you're up here, i am gonna go with Building a full court indoor basketball court, like like so, build from scratch. so like Like, not even in your house, like it's a standalone building a gym slash basketball thing like some core or half court, full court And honestly like what you're at it. You could probably do like two, two full courts in there. You know, like a big, like two full courts basketball Facility you can have people work out in there. You know people can play games.
Speaker 3:You're basically making athletic facility.
Speaker 5:My guess it costs somewhere between like 150 200 grand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, i think how nice you didn't, how nice your court was. Yeah, you're foreign. Yeah, i was. A say like 200 to five is retractable.
Speaker 5:This one says I looked it up, it says Like 70 grand for like a really nice, but that's just the floor or that's not the building not the building. So if you're gonna build a building from scratch, you know.
Speaker 4:I think you're looking at, if around 500,000, you think so, for just two courts. I think so, like it's. It's pretty pricey in terms of like.
Speaker 5:The. The better way would be if you could find a building that's already built and then remodel. You know that's correct Yeah that's the cheaper way to do it. Okay, but find a warehouse or something That's fun.
Speaker 4:That's good pick. It would be a good pick. Yeah, it's not a bad pick. Yeah, have a pickle ball court in there for me.
Speaker 5:I think it'd be really cool if you could own your own indoor full, indoor, full court, indoor basketball.
Speaker 2:No, that'd be cool. You could play all kinds of stuff. It's in dodgeball.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and obviously it fits me a little bit too, but a skate park in there Foam pit I don't know, you guys are getting overboard now You trampoline What's that for someone's birthday? Yeah.
Speaker 3:McDermott house? Yeah, mcdermott field house. Have you been there? Yeah, i've been there.
Speaker 4:That's pretty cool like the indoor surf thing.
Speaker 2:I've only been there once. unfortunately, i've only been there once too.
Speaker 4:That was pretty fun.
Speaker 2:I'd like to go again.
Speaker 4:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2:Um, all right, so we're going into our last round here. Let me recap that round. I had a McFlorie machine. What did you have, seth? I? I said real estate that's why I forgot that one. Phil had first-class trip to Europe and Jordan has Phil court bath, full court basketball court. Outdoor building. Indoor full court basketball court is what Jordan had. And Today's draft is brought to you by underdog. Underdog is the dude's favorite place to play DFS. You just draft your team and forget it. There's all kinds of fun DFS games. Just go to underdog inter promo code, dude, so we'll match you up to $100 again. That's our favorite place to play DFS, so go ahead and check out underdog. So with the last pick here in the draft, i really am scrambling on what I would do here with my pick. I Think I would put a really nice pool with two water slides. Okay, a sick pool with the water slides when I think I can water park. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:Like I, think your own.
Speaker 2:Your own like making your own mini theme park, my own water park, yeah, the other thing I kind of thought Don't say it, i might bring it up, yeah. So I'm gonna go, i'm gonna just go a sick pool, sick pool, okay, and that look in the McFurry machine will come in clutch with this sick pool guys.
Speaker 3:So are you gonna maybe with the sick, poor, you're gonna include like a, like a, and I got pool house.
Speaker 4:Well, don't, don't let him go too far into that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, i probably something like that, and then I'll have Phil come over and he can do is a goose, this flute impression in the slide or we get stuck, you and I just clog it. Did you ever do that as a kid? Chocolate River those you ever get all the kids you could like in your grade. Yeah, I'm gonna park and everyone try to like do the chain down the slide.
Speaker 3:No, i love that, when I love it when they got me trying like yeah through, yeah, those are good times.
Speaker 2:I don't even think they make slides really all the way tube like that anymore.
Speaker 4:I don't think you know. They're all open for the most part. I think because of that, because of us what a sad time to be alive.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, what do you got here, phil or Seth, with your last pick?
Speaker 3:Oh, yes, my last pick is I'm probably gonna do like Man. I feel like I'm a little copying Jordan to hear a little bit, But I it's probably something I'd really want to do is probably make like a legit man cave.
Speaker 4:Okay, you can. You can blow through $250,000 on that, i think.
Speaker 3:I think I would like. I think it wouldn't be like the biggest building. I think it would definitely be like I'd want to get stuff inside that would be like Like I'd want to get like a really cool arcade machine that might cost a lot of money or I might like memorabilia memorabilia like maybe some like like I don't know, like a Makeflurry machine, like a Babe Ruth baseball bat, like that'd be cool, but I could probably easily spend 250 grand on like things like that.
Speaker 4:You know, maybe some jerseys in there jerseys, whether they're signed by Babe Ruth or not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, get a bunch of cool stuff in there and like a cool pool table even, or tennis stuff, i'd probably do like a really sweet man cave.
Speaker 2:I like it. I'm a man cave guy. Anyone gonna bash a man cave like it's? hard to bash a man cave.
Speaker 4:Is it get like a two room man cave or like a one room?
Speaker 3:I'd probably be like a one room with like a bathroom. Okay, kind of like the dude Den kind of like the dude Den, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Um, all right, i'm going for this and I just so what it's worth.
Speaker 2:I think we're all way under our budget like we've Yeah, i was a 10,000.
Speaker 3:No, i think, i think I'm right, i think I'm right out a million.
Speaker 2:I'm way under.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna go over here. I like you could.
Speaker 2:you could make a pool Cost a lot of money. Yeah, you could make your way, you can make.
Speaker 5:You could just spend whatever money you have left on that water park And it'd be pretty yeah, i'm just glad Phil didn't make me ask who.
Speaker 2:I wasn't invited over first for the pool party, but who you up, phil, if you had to decide, just say Seth, again Seth, yeah, you know what? I mean like with the fan, the palm wave and everything off the way you wanted Yeah no, it definitely didn't all right, this is not I would be good.
Speaker 4:This is oh, this is not on brand a nine hole Par three, golf course.
Speaker 2:I was thinking man That would be really cool.
Speaker 3:That was my other thing.
Speaker 2:My other thing was a Mini golf course is what I was thinking like a sick one windmills.
Speaker 4:But I think you do a nine hole. Three par for for 250,000 dollars or less, because really it's about landscaping. The upkeep is hard probably the long-term upkeep is hard, but I think you could probably build it for 250,000 dollars on like five acres. You could easily build that. You know what?
Speaker 3:I mean, And if you get enough people to come and get like some little membership I don't know for fun.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean, we could easily build one of those. That would actually be really cool. So like nine hole Sorry.
Speaker 3:I mean, i know our three.
Speaker 4:Everything's a par three, so kind of like that'd be really fun. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. What?
Speaker 2:might have been better than maybe not better, but like one of those, how much of those things cost me? just hit the golf ball into the wall? The projector screen.
Speaker 5:Yeah, no, i know you're doing a lot cheaper, though. They're probably like the golden tears and like that.
Speaker 4:Something you could tell?
Speaker 2:it up in here. Yeah, you could Good, no, no, that's not bad, phil, it's good I think everyone would. You have golf carts though, because that's kind of big deal.
Speaker 4:I would have those riding golf carts.
Speaker 2:I want to go. The ones that look like Batman. They look like the Batman motorcycle. Have you seen those things? You stand on them.
Speaker 4:You're kind of like riding it a little bit, you know.
Speaker 3:Or you.
Speaker 4:I like the have you seen that? I think the ones that like the yeah though The remote control ones are cool too.
Speaker 3:Where?
Speaker 4:they guys walk with them. Yeah, you walk them. It's like a, it's kind of like a room buff or a golf course.
Speaker 2:I didn't know you knew how to golf, phil.
Speaker 3:So I think, if you had that, though, like you could get pretty good, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, I would love that too.
Speaker 3:It just imagine like you get off work one day and then you're just like I can't play Phil like it's not like He's like totally taking this, but dissing top golf like he could have done a top-golf franchise, i think.
Speaker 4:But no, i think they are franchise, but I, i don't know. There's something about getting out there in the green grass. You know, nice cool air.
Speaker 3:Hanging out with your buddies coming off your buddies be fun.
Speaker 4:Honestly, if you didn't have a golf course, it's like you can't walk five acres like that's really not that big. No, it's not, it's basically five football fields. Is what you're walking? I'm well equipped enough to walk that. Like I can't speak for the other people at this table that side, i. Don't think you could do it carrying a golf bag, though if I had to choose someone to go with me, i'll just randomly choose someone.
Speaker 2:Hey, it's still me, It's still sad, hey man, to carry your bag. All right, moving on.
Speaker 1:What's your last one?
Speaker 4:OK, I feel like this is not one of our better drafts.
Speaker 5:I'm going to hopefully I can explain this, but Oh boy. I didn't explain it right I would want to get a state go to go to every sports championship.
Speaker 3:That's fair.
Speaker 5:And get a state of sweet. You could absolutely do that.
Speaker 4:Not a sweet, but you could buy a ticket to every sports championship.
Speaker 5:I think you might be able to get a sweet.
Speaker 3:It just depends Like so What are we talking about?
Speaker 5:Super.
Speaker 4:Bowl World Series is at least 50 grand, i'm going to have to.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have trouble putting this on a draft board, this pick.
Speaker 3:Super Bowl World Series Stanley Cup Kentucky.
Speaker 5:Derby Kentucky.
Speaker 3:Derby.
Speaker 2:Kentucky.
Speaker 3:Derby.
Speaker 4:So there's five. So there's, like college football, nascar. College football, actually, nascar will be fun.
Speaker 5:College football championship final four.
Speaker 3:I mean, you got a lot there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so you have about eight or eight or nine that you're looking at.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so I got. I got about like $400,000 left, so I could probably make it work.
Speaker 4:Who at this table are you taking Trent? Don't I feel you. What did I?
Speaker 5:mean Trent would be the most fun person to take off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you guys are honestly.
Speaker 1:You guys are not fun.
Speaker 5:I think you would be No in an alternative universe, maybe this guy would be going crazy to Las Vegas nights Stanley.
Speaker 4:Cup, that's true, that's true. Body paint, oh no, you can only come if he does full body paint on each one, the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 3:Trent looks like a horse.
Speaker 5:If I took this guy courtside at NBA finals game, this guy would be harassing every one of those Towns don't look broad But a cage.
Speaker 4:We just hope that I'm not going to.
Speaker 5:I think that'd be pretty cool If you could say like courtside or like in a really cool Actually. no, that might be the best pick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a good pick for a sports related pot. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Sports related He might have won that Everyone went that late, but even like, if you think like the Red River showdown, is it called Red River?
Speaker 5:Yeah Yeah, Red River showdown.
Speaker 4:Yeah that's like. That's like one that you're like.
Speaker 3:And as you can add that on, for like, we got to do that as a pod.
Speaker 4:The Red River showdown would be.
Speaker 3:Be fun.
Speaker 2:So what we do with you guys is go to the Vegas UFC fights in the little like the little Octi.
Speaker 4:We looked at the tickets. We looked at the tickets. Wasn't it 1500?
Speaker 5:bucks a person. Yeah, that's all. That's a terrible. Definitely go to like a paper You probably meet really cool people.
Speaker 4:You'd meet really cool people And I think you get like I think this is, i'm just saying what it is. I think it was like you get like a drink or two, you get a VIP experience and then you're like in the We looked it up Anyhow, that's like 15.
Speaker 2:I'm just looking at what some lottery winners have won guys, And I'll only read the appropriate ones. but one guy built the water park. Yeah that's cool. One guy created a trust and named it after her lucky dessert. I don't. That's kind of silly and lame. One guy I can't read that one. One guy traveled the world. One guy made up his own TV show with WWE wrestlers.
Speaker 5:Another one I thought of was Bowling Alley, kind of in the same thing It was like really cool. The golf mini, part three.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that would be a good one.
Speaker 2:If you want to know just kind of what some movie theater Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:I would have been better than my number two pick.
Speaker 2:Let me see. Oh, some of the guys tweeted at us what we do with a million dollars. Zach Simmons said get out of debt, take a vacation. Dmic said buy a really expensive ketchup All the fanciest Dijon ketchup.
Speaker 4:That's actually not a battle like invest in a seasoning company.
Speaker 5:Yeah a lot of people that would say buy some like really expensive wine, like the best wine.
Speaker 2:Watch guys out there. So yeah, I'm not really into watches.
Speaker 3:That's kind of an investment. There's a place for it. The jewelry is an investment.
Speaker 4:Well, I think the why are they increasing their, their value over time depends on certain models.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought about maybe saying like renew my vows. you know, like have a really like big second, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3:I would have to choose.
Speaker 4:Would you have to go?
Speaker 3:without this table, trent, you'd have to have churros again though.
Speaker 2:Bring back the grimace shake is what Jack Mamba said.
Speaker 4:Oh, why did we get stuck on that grimace shake?
Speaker 2:Tray Lance tracker said buy another smoker full year of meat and invest the rest. Frog DFS said quit my second job by Corvette building an in-ground pool.
Speaker 5:Some of these guys. I don't think they're having a lot of money left over. Yeah, they're doing.
Speaker 2:Yeezy has a picture of a cat playing with flour. I don't know what that means. I was a gift, oh, i don't know. Brandon team said pay off all my debt by Bitcoin. So not too far off. What else we got here, guys? Anything else? you want to stay in here If stuff you would do?
Speaker 4:I don't know. I think that probably covers it. I do think my European vacation is getting slept on a little bit.
Speaker 3:I think it'd be really cool.
Speaker 4:I think it'd be cool, i think it'd just vacation.
Speaker 3:Who are?
Speaker 4:you taking A?
Speaker 5:really nice vacation.
Speaker 2:Family, one guy brought up by Lightning McQueen Crocs. Those are really hard to find, you know. Maybe you'd buy Croots.
Speaker 3:Seth. I had an option to buy those Lightning McQueen Crocs Like I had it almost bottom on the drop.
Speaker 2:Aren't they really hard to buy?
Speaker 3:I almost bought them on the drop and they're actually worth quite a bit of money.
Speaker 4:Where are they? Like online?
Speaker 3:you almost bought them, or you were I was on the drop on the Croc website and I was like, should I buy these? I'm like, no, that's stupid. And then I'm like, oh, should I bought them, like it's like.
Speaker 2:They have lineups, they're up in price, don't?
Speaker 3:they light up or what's so special about it. I just think, like it's what, like You can't find them.
Speaker 2:You can't find them. It's a.
Speaker 3:Disney collab. It's a Disney collab and, like Crocs, have just exploded in the last few years.
Speaker 2:But everywhere is them Yeah.
Speaker 4:Seth has the.
Speaker 2:Croots. He has the Croc boots.
Speaker 4:He didn't bring it on the pod. He was supposed to say that's what he did for a weekend. Did you buy those in person, seth, or did you have to order?
Speaker 3:I bought them online. I bought it with the money I won from my betting on myself.
Speaker 4:They were 65 bucks.
Speaker 3:No, i think they're like 70 something. Sorry, i spent 10 extra bucks.
Speaker 2:Are they like really hot for your legs, because they're basically like tall?
Speaker 3:Crocs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like they're not. They're not boots at all, they're just tall Crocs. I like Crocs, but my feet get hot sometimes.
Speaker 4:They're like basically like a lighter weight, like water boot That makes sense You could wear them like in the river or like if you go on like a sure, or if you like, or if you're like gardening, you could wear it like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, very cool, seth. I think that kind of does it The problem is no.
Speaker 5:any of our listeners are either Seth here's the thing.
Speaker 4:The guy said that he would take you on the, on the cruise.
Speaker 2:That's all you're going to be doing? Just wait, just wait. You have a walking around with nothing but Croots on. You have about a speedo and Croots.
Speaker 4:You have a minimum of a week time being spent with all of us on your cruise, and you're speeding this up the conversation. I'm going to be honest with you. It doesn't work like that.
Speaker 2:Do you not know this guy?
Speaker 3:Yeah, like Jordan, when they're in the middle of the Atlantic. You can't. You got to kill me.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's true, but like it is international waters.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah.
Speaker 4:Don't speed us up.
Speaker 5:if you just chose Seth on the thing of the listeners who don't care anymore, all right.
Speaker 2:I hope. I hope someone's actually mad at Jordan and that we cut that off.
Speaker 4:But yeah, we're interested.
Speaker 2:Yeah, thanks for tuning in, guys And, as always, take care.
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