Midnight Snack Draft: Food, Fun, and Fiery Debates
Ever found yourself in front of the fridge at midnight, wondering what the perfect snack could be? We've all been there, and this episode is just for you! It's not all about food though, we’ll also be taking a nostalgic walk down memory lane, reminiscing about quirky childhood snacks and much more! So, whether you're Team Cereal like Phil, a Lucky Charms fan like Seth, or a granola lover like Jordan, there's something for everybody.
The conversation takes an unexpected turn as we delve into passionate debates about the best milk to pair with your cereal, and the eternal question - warm or cold cookies? Get ready to laugh out loud as Phil and Jordan face off in a fiery discussion. But it's not just about individual snack preferences, we also fantasize about an ideal midnight snack draft, drawing from our favorite restaurants and snack options.
From sneaky late-night food runs to the joy of enjoying a 3am Denny's breakfast slam, we cover it all. We even ponder the very concept of a midnight snack. Are people already out and about, in need of a snack before they get home, or do they sneak out specifically for their midnight snack? It’s a lively debate and you definitely won’t want to miss out. So, set out your favorite snack, sit back, and enjoy this hilarious episode of Fantasy Football Dudes podcast, where we combine our love for football, food, and lively debates. Tune in now, and let’s talk about food, fun, and football!
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Speaker 2:What is up, my dudes? This is Trent here with the Fantasy Football Dudes podcast. We got our draft episode coming out here doing our draft episode. Right now we are gonna have a midnight snacks draft. This was brought up to us by a friend a couple weeks ago, so we're gonna. Before we get that midnight snacks draft, Phil, you wanna read the results from the last draft? We have our results on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's been a while. It's been a while since we've seen an order like this before, but we'll start. I'm not seeing the update that Jordan just said he saw, but what I am seeing is that team A was in last. Actually, I see it now, Jordan, Team A was in last. That was Trent with Bitcoin, McFlurry machine and Custom Pool.
Speaker 2:My dad called me a loser for putting that on our YouTube page. That was nice. So if you think I'm a loser, like us, go to YouTube. Tff dudes, give us a like and a sub and then team.
Speaker 3:D came in third, and that was Jordan's yacht home indoor court. And then the finals suite tickets. Team B, which was Seth, he came in second, the Hennessy Custom Truck, real estate investment, and then the man cave. And then team C, winner, winner, chicken deer dinner, chick-fil-a franchise, first class Europe trip and backyard nine hole par three course.
Speaker 4:So I think the Chick-fil-A helped you out, but the Chick-fil-A like I don't know if it's that good of an investment.
Speaker 3:I really think people, just I think the main vote is I think it would just be cool to say you own a Chick-fil-A, correct? I think the main votes I got were for the backyard the golf, the golf.
Speaker 5:Yeah, most people were really into the golf, which, now that I've looked at it, phil, I don't think you could do it with a million dollars.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think you could have done it.
Speaker 5:I think it'd take like multi-million dollars to make a part. You could do like one hole, one par three hole yeah.
Speaker 2:I know a guy that had one hole in his house. He had a putting green and he had a hole that was like 60 yards long. But then when he said a yeah, basically you probably would have to just-.
Speaker 3:Are we thinking of the same guy?
Speaker 2:No, we aren't Okay, but to have the, to have that.
Speaker 3:I mean, I built a hole for a guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you would have to have acreage. Yeah, you built one hole, so you'd have to have some serious acreage. So did you guys see?
Speaker 5:what Patrick from Holmes did in his new house that he built. He built he has a one par three hole, he has a lake and he has a 50 yard football field.
Speaker 3:That's cool.
Speaker 5:But so like, and in this house I think, cost him like a ton of money. I saw the number but I can't see it now.
Speaker 2:Yup, yeah, it looks pretty sweet.
Speaker 4:So Phil gets to choose if he wants to go first or not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you want to take a different spot Phil or what do you think I'm just going to go with?
Speaker 3:I'm going to go, I'll go. Number one, I'm not. I'm not ashamed. I'm also worried about this one being taken because I feel like it's a pretty popular one, at least it's very popular in my household. I love this option and we're talking about midnight snacks. I think you already said that, but we're talking midnight snacks and one of my most favorite midnight snacks and it's not a greasy midnight snack, because greasy midnight snacks don't make me feel that well, I think most people I'm a really big cereal cereal guy.
Speaker 2:I was going to say cereal and milk, but I think that's pretty good. Cereal is the is you have a go to. Why don't you say it Go to not just like raisin?
Speaker 3:brain or something Raisin brain, let's go. I would prefer to do cereal, but if I had to do, I'd be like cinnamon toast crunch. Cinnamon toast crunch is a strike of midnight. You're starting your day off really well.
Speaker 2:I wish I started every day off like that, honestly Like cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 3:Oh my goodness, I would put that in the top tier of cereals.
Speaker 2:I love cinnamon toast crunch Seth. Why are you giving us a scowl over here?
Speaker 4:You guys said start your day. So that just made me laugh Midnight. No cinnamon toast crunch is good, but I'm over Lucky Charms guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I also really like, like vanilla, granola, like vanilla. I really love granola and milk over granola and yogurt. Does that make sense? Yeah?
Speaker 2:I like Lucky Charms still, but like I quit liking it as much when I turned like seven. I still like it, but it's not like I'm not. It's not my one on one cereal Like. Is that like a midnight thing? Or that's like your absolute favorite cereal is Lucky Charms.
Speaker 4:I just grew up eating it all the time. Actually, like a lot of different cereals, I just don't necessarily keep cereal. That in my house as much, just cause I don't have the time in the morning to eat cereal and you have to leave.
Speaker 3:And you're not putting almond milk or oat milk in a bowl.
Speaker 4:Absolutely not Whole milk. I'm not 2% of you to eat a whole milk.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can't water it down at all, jordan, you're smirking over there.
Speaker 5:Are you an almond milk guy? I?
Speaker 3:drink two percent. Okay, I mean that's less bad than almond milk, to be quite honest to you. But that change changes the flavor of the cereal Like it is Milk is just so much more satisfying.
Speaker 5:I can't realize how much I had cereal Correct.
Speaker 2:So as a kid you know we've all been there. Where you want to get cereal, your mom forgot to buy milk. You're out of milk, have you? What's the craziest thing you've put in your cereal besides milk?
Speaker 3:I think cereal has to go untarnished. You don't put water.
Speaker 4:You've never done that as a kid. No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3:It's not like coffee, I'll eat it dry. Yeah, you're correct, I'd rather eat it dry.
Speaker 2:So no one ever here was like I'm gonna try water, just because you were like I want cereal.
Speaker 4:No, no, we're having a discussion like that in kindergarten.
Speaker 2:It was like one kid had done orange juice, one kid had apple juice, I had done water, yeah. So like you just were like, okay, I just won't have cereal this morning for breakfast. I don't know what's worse, juice or water. I think water is better. If you had to choose, it's gross.
Speaker 5:I can't even think about like I'm surprised.
Speaker 4:You guys never were like at the, you know, like you wanted it so bad that you just I think I just, if I wanted it so bad, I just would have eaten it with my hands. Yeah, just all the cards.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about like six years old, not, like you know, 18.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know if I remember that far back, I think most of us were still smart.
Speaker 2:I think you would be surprised how many people have tried it with water?
Speaker 3:No, I think that most people have tried it, but I just you're talking to me as an adult now drafting. You're not talking about five year old Phil.
Speaker 2:I was asking about five year old Phil, not like hey, phil, tonight after this midnight drive.
Speaker 3:Wait, does this five year old Phil know I wouldn't have done it?
Speaker 4:Trent, did you also notoriously eat the ketchup sandwiches, though I have had a ketchup sandwich before. What is a ketchup sandwich? It's just bread and ketchup. So let's just throw Trent's like ideas out of the window.
Speaker 2:Someone told me we bring up ketchup way too much on these drafts.
Speaker 4:We do.
Speaker 2:I know. Well, that was just a shot from right field, like sorry, I didn't grow up with you, seth, you know all the freaky things you did. Anime boy.
Speaker 4:Ketchup sandwiches. Let's just leave that there and just let's soak on that and let's honestly let's make fun of Phil for not taking the thing that should have been. 101 is stinking popcorn, which I'm gonna take right now Popcorn is the popcorn.
Speaker 2:Popcorn Phil.
Speaker 4:that is the thing everyone eats when it turns dark and when there's a movie on Like that's the thing.
Speaker 3:when everyone's gonna take popcorn. I wouldn't consider that a midnight snack, though.
Speaker 4:What are you talking about? That is the thing everyone eats at midnight.
Speaker 3:No, if you're talking to me like hey, what are you eating Like while you're watching a movie in the evening? Absolutely 100% popcorn.
Speaker 5:Yeah, a midnight snack is a generalization. Right, like we're not talking, we have to eat it right at midnight. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about all the lights. I'm talking about. All the lights are dim, no one else is in the house. You're just chilling, relaxing. You're either driving a Taco Bell and indulging that might be taken right.
Speaker 4:You're driving a Taco Bell. That should be taken.
Speaker 3:yeah, you're either driving a Taco Bell by yourself. Who knows, maybe you're eating a bag of popcorn. For me, I'm either going in the freezer scooping out some ice cream or getting some cereal Like popcorn. To me is like it's too loud at that hour because I would just be munching for days and people are gonna be like what are you doing in there? And then I just have to go to cereal.
Speaker 2:You just said home alone and then, people are asking what are you doing in there?
Speaker 3:Everyone's asleep everyone's asleep everyone's asleep. Do you get what? Does that make sense? Like to me it's a little bit different.
Speaker 4:Sure, I'm just considering, like the food that I would eat when it's late at night. That's what I'd consider, cause I don't wake up in the middle of the night to go get food. I don't have that indulge.
Speaker 3:No, not wake up in the middle of the night. We're talking about getting ready for bed. It's more of a fantasy, honestly, Trent do you get what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I don't know what to say I sort of, but I like popcorn.
Speaker 4:It sounds like what Phil's saying is he kind of rushes like when he gets his midnight snack? He like hurries and just like.
Speaker 3:I have my midnight snack. Yeah, that's it. I think that's what most people think when they think of midnight snacks.
Speaker 2:If I'm being completely honest, I don't. When I'm doing that midnight snack thing, it's never like. I've never thought like what is my dream midnight snack?
Speaker 4:I just find whatever I like in the fridge.
Speaker 2:No, it's just like hey, I gotta just go raid the fridge and like whatever's in there. I've never been like man. It would be so cool if there was like this in the you know, you would just go like ham and cheddar midnight. Yeah, no, yeah, like, just like whatever's in the fridge. You know it's like oh man, I guess there's something you know like it's not like oh man, it's too bad, there's no donuts in here or something. It's just not something I've thought about. Yeah, again, shocking, I know it's shocking. So you've thought about that like man, my ultimate midnight snack before this, before this draft. No wonder you have back problems.
Speaker 3:Carrying around all these ideas in my head. No, yeah, I absolutely think about like what's the most prime ideal midnight snack. I think most normal people do outside of this pod. I think people are gonna be listening to me like, yeah, obviously that's me, that guy's talking to me.
Speaker 2:Jordan, what are you taking here?
Speaker 5:I don't know, I was gonna take popcorn, but I thought popcorn would get to me at four. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think it's that, and Phil thought it was a terrible pick.
Speaker 3:I don't, yeah, I'm just, I'm like, eh, I think it's so so.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna go with cookies. That's a good one.
Speaker 2:Nice yeah.
Speaker 4:That's a good one. I'm a sucker, especially at night. I like either. It's like when I like cookies. I'm not the biggest fan of like just lukewarm cookies. I either want like warm cookies or like cold cookies.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm more. I heat, put them in the microwave for like 20, 15 seconds, you know so you're not a cookie jar guy.
Speaker 4:And then he's put some whipped cream on the cookies.
Speaker 5:That's good too.
Speaker 4:Like, if we're talking about like a baked, if we're talking about, like a baked cookie.
Speaker 2:Please comment on his whipped cream on cookies, Phil.
Speaker 1:I know you're thinking you never tried that, Phil.
Speaker 2:No, I I've never done whipped cream on cookies.
Speaker 4:I've done it but I think it was more of a joke, Like I don't think I just. He just says the thing of ready whipping.
Speaker 5:Oh, it's 100% 100%.
Speaker 3:The guy loves whipped cream he takes the bite and goes it's the best Jordan told me one of cookies, though, like just your normal standard chocolate chip.
Speaker 5:Honestly, Jordan's chip is good.
Speaker 4:Share cookies. You should have just took ready whip as his.
Speaker 1:He's still here. He's still here.
Speaker 4:Jordan's like oh, it's 12. He walks out.
Speaker 3:Yep, I did have. It made me so mad that I was eating apples and peanut butter yesterday or two days ago, and I was just like. It makes me so mad that I'm eating this right now, After after how much we harassed Jordan for taking that pic.
Speaker 2:Hey, jordan, you've told me that whipping cream doesn't have calories. It does Like two, does it? Well, I'm looking at heavy he went on a whole he went on a whipped cream diet and has lost no weight.
Speaker 5:Has like zero sugar.
Speaker 2:As I think it has like 50. No, it doesn't. I was looking at Costco and I saw it has 25 calories. What whipped cream are you looking at? Frozen whipped cream? I was looking at Kirkland brand one time and it had more. Yeah, I was surprised how much Kirkland brand whipped cream had. Sorry, this is shaving cream, I'm just kidding. No, so you can look that up. Jordan, I'm gonna go with pizza as my pick right here.
Speaker 4:That's a good one.
Speaker 3:That's a good one 15 calories per serving.
Speaker 2:I just like. Well, me and Jordan got an argument over. Like I said, mustard had no calories.
Speaker 4:That's a two teaspoon, I don't know what a teaspoon serving is, though Like I don't know how much like of a that is, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's, I figure. This guy is eating more than a teaspoon while he's chowing down on cookies.
Speaker 5:I'll show you, though, everybody probably licks it.
Speaker 3:Do you bite into it or do you lick it off the cookie?
Speaker 5:That's the thing that needs to be described. You get a fork, you get a spoon and you eat it all together.
Speaker 3:You eat a cookie with a spoon?
Speaker 4:Yes, oh, you are.
Speaker 5:You're not eating a Pizookie. No, I treat it like a.
Speaker 3:Pizookie, oh, he did say he warms it up. That's still. Yeah, jordan, like Is?
Speaker 5:that a pudding ice cream on it If? You're on America's most wanted in like a few years, like I, will be shocked. It is a healthier version of a Pizookie. You know, you put the whipped cream instead of ice cream.
Speaker 4:Or you just eat the cookie with your hands.
Speaker 5:That's two bar barric. We're talking like three or four cookies. I'm not eating one cookie. Three or four.
Speaker 4:It's a healthier Pizookie.
Speaker 2:I have nine cookies with whipping cream.
Speaker 3:She has the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Jordan, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:What part?
Speaker 3:was this. Please tell me, you use a fork and a knife when you're eating these. Do you really scoop? Oh, so hold on. Are you putting it in a bowl?
Speaker 5:In a bowl Cookies in the bowl and shaping them, and then you put whipped cream on top. Wait, you melt down your cookies. No, I put them in the bowl for like 10, 15 seconds. They're warm whipping cream on top. There's no difference, you're just mashing them. No, I just eat it.
Speaker 3:He's like just working around his kitchen and he has the door open.
Speaker 4:He like hips it closed, apronon.
Speaker 3:He closes the refrigerator door with his hip Like spins around. He's got it down. He's like just eating this. I don't think this is weird, as you guys think it is. I hope people start tweeting us out how weird it is that you're eating cookies at the spoon. I get it, but it's not freshly baked. You're warming up like day old cookies.
Speaker 2:I'm just yeah, it's kind of weird, he's midnight Apron cookies whipping cream.
Speaker 5:I don't know what to tell you guys.
Speaker 3:The sugar, the thing, I think the sugar cookies. You don't warm up though, right yeah.
Speaker 5:All of them, I will say that I don't. I only like warm cookies and they're soft. Soft and warm cookies.
Speaker 2:And whipping cream on sugar cookies too. Yeah.
Speaker 4:On every cookie. Yeah, oh my God, no, no, no, not every cookie, not every cookie, let me re like, but if it's at night, yeah.
Speaker 5:Usually like it's fair.
Speaker 3:How many cans do you think you have in your fridge?
Speaker 5:right now it is a 24 pack. I think there's only one in the fridge right now. I need to get some more.
Speaker 1:You can put your cookies in a freezer usually yeah, you'll freeze them and then I love frozen cookies.
Speaker 3:Me too. The cookies are frozen, yeah, so you get frozen cookies and then.
Speaker 2:Frozen whipping cream, Fresh baked ice cream.
Speaker 3:I was like what is going on Fresh frozen?
Speaker 2:So yeah, I think pizza. I think pizza midnight.
Speaker 4:I think that's the ultimate. I think that's a still one I like to put it in a bowl.
Speaker 2:No, I don't like cold pizza, what it's OK. I always have like a bite of that and I'm like I like it a little bit better in the microwave.
Speaker 4:I like it both ways. I like it reheated and not.
Speaker 5:You can't use a cold pizza guys, you can't.
Speaker 4:Wait, I absolutely can't. That's barbaric to use.
Speaker 2:No, that's like. You know. Here's ranch with cold pizza and spoon and whipping cream cookie guy. Just shake hands right there. That's what that is. You put ketchup on your pizza? No, I do not do that. I have standards, phil.
Speaker 3:You just told us five minutes ago that you eat cereal with water. Like I said, I tried it in kindergarten. No, you do not put cars in my mouth. Kindergarten is the base for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2:Learn how to comprehend Phil, like that is not what I said at all.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to take eating advice from you. That's all I have to say. Ok.
Speaker 4:You can water with your cereal, all right. Second round, phil. Second round Recap the app. Wait, wait, wait wait.
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Speaker 3:Yeah, this one. It starts to become a little bit more difficult, but I think that I have to go with what I said. Like I know, I said that it doesn't make me feel good in the fact of the matter it doesn't usually eating at midnight Doesn't make you feel good. I will say the worst cereal is like is one of those ones that doesn't bother me.
Speaker 2:Cereal actually makes me not feel great every time I are allergic to milk a little bit slightly.
Speaker 3:Probably that this that'd be the reason slightly, but does it stop me?
Speaker 2:No, cuz I'm not a quitter.
Speaker 3:You're not a quitter. I would say I Gotta say Taco Bell. I was gonna say Taco Bell. I didn't think it'd get back. Nice midnight run to Taco Bell. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying anything specific, I'm just saying Taco Bell, no that's fine, because I don't think I Think stuff hits different at midnight at Taco Bell. I don't think you get the same stuff, no, like cheesy Gordy to crunch. Maybe that's a little too messy.
Speaker 3:You know, if you're gonna get back into bed, maybe you're going with more of a burrito and you got to hide your shame, like if you go to Taco Bell at midnight and you're throwing away the trash you like, try and throw it under some things.
Speaker 2:Right, you know, you know, I'm saying like putting it in the dumpster outside the recyclables so your wife doesn't see. You did that Correct. Yeah, no, we've all been there. Yep, seth, have you been there?
Speaker 4:I don't. I don't leave my house unless I'm like leaving with other people to get food.
Speaker 3:You won't go singularly on your own.
Speaker 4:Yeah, or maybe I'll tell people I'm leaving, I don't sneak out, what a sad life. Yeah, you sure yeah, or it's a good life.
Speaker 5:That's the most exciting thing he does in his life is go get Taco.
Speaker 2:Bell, there's Phil's, all there's that thrill sneaking out of my house. I'm not gonna say I don't go through the window.
Speaker 3:I didn't say that. Sounds like he's living out a fantasy on his own, or what he does, maybe on the nightly basis.
Speaker 2:I Kind of a Taco Bell right now. I thought I saw you walking around the house.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna load this fridge with a just junk. Yes his wife has no ideas back yeah is the dog barking?
Speaker 2:I'll go check it out. No, I feel no 15 meter, he's out of breath all over his face.
Speaker 3:15 minutes later he's sweating and he has ketchup coming down his chin.
Speaker 5:Go Sam.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna take a milkshake.
Speaker 2:Okay, I have never had that. Now, if I'm just talking about so this is the thing.
Speaker 3:Seth is going for evening foods.
Speaker 4:I think Seth well, no, like a milkshake, like I have left my house, like at like, like the did he not just say Other? People. I said with people Like for midnight snack, it's like we've already dinner, like people are hanging out and like let's go get a milkshake. It's next pick is gonna be flaming yawn or something, and we'll go to like per se Sonic and go get a milkshake.
Speaker 2:Yeah perfect Sonic happy hour is so fun with that. You know, you just get the 24 hours man sitting the back of the truck.
Speaker 4:Hmm, eat a shake, yeah, I milkshake like I particularly Oreo you have to think about it.
Speaker 2:You have to think about this, though, guys like you have to go back to bed, like you really want a milkshake, you know.
Speaker 4:Sure, I don't think you understand when I eat a milkshake right before I go to bed that make me think feel so full. I see like a sneaking baby.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he doesn't brush his teeth before it's straight. It's just. I don't have a minute if I have a midnight snack.
Speaker 2:That means I've already brushed my teeth. I'm not doing it again, Really yeah, I'm not gonna go, I second that you're gonna go brush your teeth twice in one night.
Speaker 3:What a waste of time when I brush my teeth. I'm not gonna I won't go for a midnight snack cuz I don't want to do the whole process again. Interesting Are you in your a brush in the evening and the morning or just evening? I'm asking you, trent.
Speaker 2:I'm a night only. Teeth brushers didn't have cavities last time I went to the dentist, so oh, but I'm very like I do brush my teeth every night, I asked my dentist. I said, hey, if you only brush before, in the morning or at night, what would you prefer? And he said night hmm, Seth, your wife is a dental hygienist. She used to be.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she would say dude both times, but she would say nights better if you do, but I do floss too, though that I think that makes a difference.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm sure it does.
Speaker 2:Do you floss do?
Speaker 3:you floss regularly. I have a clear lines of communication with my dentist office. They're about a quarter mile down the street and I think I'm doing all the right.
Speaker 5:Do you?
Speaker 3:floss. I Use the. I think I think I can say yes, cuz I used a little pick flosses.
Speaker 4:I think you have to use the like, though you don't necessarily have to have like one the ones you roll out and floss, but you just has to be like one the ones. It's yeah, I do the pick yeah, the same thing I do that way easier and it actually you actually do it more if you do it that way.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I do you could do it while you're relaxing watching TV in the evening.
Speaker 2:I do it while I drive I yeah. Okay, jordan, what do you got?
Speaker 5:here I think I'm a lot of says I think it's different than Taco Bell. Taco truck that different than Taco Bell. I think so.
Speaker 4:I think I'm gonna go talk to truck some good Good.
Speaker 3:Nothing beats like good tacos at night like night taco truck late night taco truck like as Trent called it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm not saying no, three buzz. No, I saw the carnitas Al pastor like good tacos no. I feel like four or five tacos right there and it's pretty good, I love their quesadillas.
Speaker 2:I think the problem with this.
Speaker 3:That's what I was gonna ask Seth, we've you load it with all the other stuff.
Speaker 4:Oh man, you ever tried bootches.
Speaker 2:No it's really good. Are you gonna explain what it is or just move on? I can't always quite remember what is. It's like the stomach, okay, but I think it's like it's. It's more of a, it's a little. I think it's like more the good luck.
Speaker 5:I was kind of spelled out. I was kind of like it's the same thing as tripas but it's pork.
Speaker 2:Okay, I feel like I like the texture better than tripas, though that's that's why it throws me off, because it is the same thing. So I Feel like everybody kind of went with like oh, I was kind of thinking when we did this draft like oh, midnight snacks, like oh, I'm gonna go to the fridge, and all of a sudden cars got involved and now everyone in this draft in this round has gone, you know, outside of their house. You included Phil.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm the first.
Speaker 4:Snack is like, hey, I want something. And you look in your fridge You're like garbage. So you have to leave your house to get that midnight snack.
Speaker 3:Trent Go ahead and live in the confines of the world, or or Trent or you're.
Speaker 5:You've been busy, you've been out all night and you're on your way home. When you're hungry, that makes more sense. Yeah, like you're.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking more like hey, I was sleepwalking, fell down living room and I'm hungry. What's in the fridge? Have you ever slept walk, phil never Seth.
Speaker 4:I did. Last time I did, I was like a child.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I don't do it anymore. But yeah, I used to sleepwalk a lot as a kid and right the fridge every time. No, no, it's worse than that.
Speaker 3:Sure would be bobbing for apples in the toilet the last time I had frozen pizza, I was sleepwalking.
Speaker 2:That is so dumb. It was a mouse trap. No, anyways, I'm gonna go with ice cream.
Speaker 1:Just ice cream in the fridge right there.
Speaker 2:I think our freezer, that's great. You know, vanilla ice cream, whatever it is. You know, maybe you just get a spoonful, maybe you know, help yourself, yeah, yeah, I think ice cream is perfect in your fridge right there. A good little, quick, little hit of ice cream. You know, little head rush, moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is what they like to say. But yeah, ice cream is great. I love that. What?
Speaker 1:Have you never heard that?
Speaker 3:No, never. We don't run around the same groups.
Speaker 2:No one has anything else to say about ice cream here. No, I think it's good.
Speaker 3:But do you have a specific ice cream though, because I think there's like not all your favorite ice cream at midnight are created equally.
Speaker 2:No, I like all ice creams. I'd probably say, my favorite ice cream is probably like chocolate chip. Cookie dough is probably my favorite Good. Cookies and cream is good, that's the two.
Speaker 4:go to right there.
Speaker 2:Moose. What is it? Is it moose tracks?
Speaker 3:That's good, that's chocolate. I'm not looking for something fruity at midnight, I'm looking for something.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about Rocky Road, or you're talking about moose tracks, moose tracks.
Speaker 5:There's that flavor of moose tracks. It used to be pretty popular, yeah.
Speaker 2:And it has, like the giant, like chocolate.
Speaker 5:This is peanut butter cups, yeah.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I probably don't have that much fruity ice creams. I like pistachio ice cream. That's pretty good. You've ever had pistachio?
Speaker 3:I think I have, and I just don't remember it. Like I don't even mind, I've definitely tried it.
Speaker 2:If there's ice cream in the freezer. I am not very picky late at night.
Speaker 4:That makes sense, I feel like it's kind of hard to get like a bad flavor of ice cream, but obviously there's your favorite.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. So no ice cream. So, recapping the second round Phil had Taco Bell, seth had milkshake, jordan had Taco Trek and I had ice cream. And today's draft is brought to you by Trophy Smack. With draft season around the corner, guys, go head over to Trophy Smack, go to wwwtrophysmackcom. Forward, slash dudes, take your fancy football league to the next level, but also take 15% off your whole entire order. So again, go TrophySmackcom. Forward, slash dudes, to get your latest fancy football belts, trophies, rings, draft awards, loser awards anything you want for your fancy football league. Trophy Smack has your needs. All right, phil, what do you got here in the last round of the draft?
Speaker 3:I'm going to go with one of my college midnight snacks that I really liked and it's again going against the rules that you created in your head and I hope I can take this Denny's breakfast slam have you guys ever done that?
Speaker 4:I've had a Denny's breakfast slam in the middle of the night, but particularly like 3am that's what I'm saying, like that's I would.
Speaker 3:I think it waffle house would probably resonate with people. We don't really have those right, yeah, and where we're at. So I thought it'd be like you're studying late at night. You're like at least in college you'd be studying late at night. I'm going to find a Denny's 24 hours and I'm going to get a. I'm going to get a breakfast. I'm going to. I'm looking for their pancakes. Really is what I'm looking for at Denny's.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised you didn't say avocados and toast.
Speaker 3:I do like avocado toast, but I'm saying a Denny's breakfast slam is what I'm saying Delicious, build your own slam. Build your own slam.
Speaker 4:You're having pancakes, I always like to add hash browns on the side.
Speaker 3:People sleep on Denny's pancakes, and Denny's pancakes are actually really good, they're good, they're good. They're good. They're like the one fast or like, not like just chain dining experience where they actually have really good pancakes. I would say I don't do any of their flavored ones, just the normal flop jacks, but there's buttermilk.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying I should just do a food draft right here, because I think that's what turned into.
Speaker 5:No, I mean.
Speaker 2:I snacks is food Trent and it turned into restaurant draft. No, okay, get it, or did it not? What are your guys next to pick restaurants? No, no. I'm just taking it out burger.
Speaker 3:That's fine.
Speaker 5:I'm saying like no, I don't know what you're saying, but I don't think.
Speaker 2:I didn't put enough rules on it, that's fine.
Speaker 3:I don't think anyone listening to this podcast and to be like you, know what I wish Phil wouldn't have been able to pick.
Speaker 5:I said I said things to eat at midnight in your fridge or pantry. That's what you should have said.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just wasn't thinking cars were involved. My bad, I guess you could door Trent are you always at home?
Speaker 5:I know that you're always at home at midnight and it's your life, so I you know.
Speaker 4:I apologize. No, guys, Trent sneaks out yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Some people are out already at midnight, trent and then they need to go get something before they get home.
Speaker 3:What's absolutely shocking is this guy is like people go to Denny's at midnight.
Speaker 4:It's like I've been there. I've been there with you at midnight.
Speaker 3:Like no talk about, like we're adding restaurants to the mix. It's like yes, there's food at restaurants that you may want to enjoy at midnight.
Speaker 5:The problem is that some people are already outside. They're on their way home. I get it.
Speaker 2:I just I just understood it different. That's all. It's fine, there's no problem you understood it or you explained it different. That's just how I had it in my head is how it was going to be.
Speaker 3:When you don't tell us, though, then we don't know, and then we draft what you think.
Speaker 2:We think you're saying it's fine, there were no fouls done. No fouls, you're good.
Speaker 3:I know I'm good. Are you good, I'm good.
Speaker 4:All right, I'm going to. I'm going to take some of the things this guy says lies.
Speaker 2:Trent, you've never been to Denny's before at midnight. I've been there with. I never said that I had water and cereal one time. Trent has water and cereal. Every time he has cereal guys and you know that doesn't believe in milk. Everything this guy has said in this draft is probably a lie. No, that's like 20%, if that's even your real name, phil.
Speaker 3:It's like 20%. The guy's given us nutritional advice and I'm like, bro, come on now. All right, then we have the guy eating cookies with a spoon, and that's not a lie.
Speaker 5:Question what's the difference between dunking your charged cookies in milk and putting whipped cream on them? It's the same thing.
Speaker 1:What's the substance? Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3:I have no problem with the method. I have a problem with you cutting them with a spoon and indulging that way and looking at them and posting pictures on Instagram.
Speaker 2:No one does that. No, that's a lie. That's a lie. Oh so Phil can lie when I can, okay whatever. That's fine, Keep going Sam.
Speaker 4:All right, I'm going to get something. So this is like when you open the fridge and you're kind of disappointed, close it. You go to the pantry, open it up, you're kind of disappointed, you don't really want anything in there. And then you're like, man, should I go get something? You're like, no, I shouldn't see open your fridge back up and there's some fruit Just eating some fruit. Cold fruit Midnight snack and you're like I'm just going to have some fruit, particularly berries, Berries.
Speaker 3:Blueberries, strawberries, yeah.
Speaker 4:Blueberries, strawberries.
Speaker 2:You don't feel as bad after having that? No, you don't.
Speaker 4:And like you're, like man, that was pretty good. I should probably do this more often if I'm hungry in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the honestly the biggest problem with this pick Seth is you had berries in your fridge and you closed the door, went in the pantry and then had to come back. No, it's because a normal person would eat those berries and then still went to the pantry.
Speaker 3:He's talking about himself here, which I don't know he's talking about like double dipping. I guess I mean.
Speaker 1:I guess you didn't have whipping cream to dip those in.
Speaker 4:Trent wants a smorgasbord of everything. It's like he opens up his pantry. He's like I'm going to have a couple of chips, a couple of that. Open up the hummus.
Speaker 2:Fig jam.
Speaker 3:Is that what you do, trent?
Speaker 4:No, he did say he raids the fridge and that starts cutting up a tomato fresh slice of mozzarella on top of it. Yeah, a little brisket.
Speaker 2:That's all I'm saying. It's like, yeah, if there's blueberries I can't take a handful of that. Then go check out and see if there's some cheez-its in the pantry Like no harm, no foul. Sure, blueberries are a super food. It's just the fact that he opened the fridge Like hey, I love opening the fridge? No one, we'll pull times to see if something happened.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean. No one goes to their fridge looking for fruit the first time as their midnight snack. Unless they're committed to eating fruit as their midnight snack, no one goes there as their first option.
Speaker 3:I'd say that's valid.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so that's why I closed it and said you come back.
Speaker 3:The judge is ruled, I ruled. That's not the place, it's not your first option, it's not the thing you're looking for.
Speaker 2:Thanks for joining the draft, Judge Judy. So anyways.
Speaker 3:If you choose fruit snacks on this next one, trent, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1:That's a great one honestly it's a great one, but it's not my pick it's Jordan.
Speaker 2:It's not my pick.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna go peanut butter pretzels. You guys ever had those peanut?
Speaker 3:butter filled pretzels yeah, from Costco. You can get them from Costco or Walmart.
Speaker 5:Walmart has good ones too.
Speaker 3:Coming in the big, almost barrel looking thing yeah.
Speaker 5:I don't know how you'll have some right now for this draft actually, but they're pretty solid.
Speaker 2:Those are not bad. I have those, but I never have them in my house, so I just don't have them enough. They're really good though.
Speaker 5:I usually like to have like, I want to bash the pick I can't bash the pick.
Speaker 2:Phil, can you bash the pick? I can't.
Speaker 5:Jordan likes to put them in a bowl and put whip, and that's not true, and he stirs it around with a big spoon. That is factually incorrect.
Speaker 2:Who likes to whip cream often eats them.
Speaker 3:I want to say that Jordan, I will say this though have you ever done those and then dipped them in the Nutella jar?
Speaker 5:No, I'm not a Nutella guy. I'm not either.
Speaker 2:I like it, but I don't have it very much my kids like Nutella.
Speaker 4:I remember when it got really like popular.
Speaker 3:I still like it, the hazelnut spread. I think it's always been popular. No, I know you're talking about like social media yeah, and it like blew up like, maybe like eight years ago, 10 years ago.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was like. I think I was like in junior high or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I really like Nutella, or just it's hazelnut. So is it like chocolate? It's chocolate hazelnut spread, I believe.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So I think it's hazelnut and chocolate mix.
Speaker 2:It's really good. I feel like the name Nutella. They could have done a better name. They've been more catchy, like Hazy Butter or something I don't know. They're doing pretty well. Hazy Butter sounds great.
Speaker 4:That just sounds like you're going to eat butter and get Hazy.
Speaker 3:Okay, let me tell this nationally this national brand that's doing well to just completely rebrand to sell more.
Speaker 5:Trant, would you?
Speaker 3:like to tweet at him.
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Speaker 5:Sorry there's just some people we got to give our thanks to. No Trant, you just give a perfect example. I got this for you. You got a perfect example of what not to do when you're drafting your best ball draft. When you're on the clock, don't go, lead to the restroom or something.
Speaker 2:Well, maybe I have to think a little bit between these two picks, because I have two things yeah.
Speaker 5:And you pick and your 30 seconds ran out, and you're, and you got auto drafted, boom.
Speaker 2:So don't do that, which might have been better than what I'm going to do here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you say cereal and water, I'm going to flip a lid, shut down the club. I can have a good one that I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go with Oreos.
Speaker 3:That's a good one, that's all I was my weight to get to the honorable mentions, though. Okay.
Speaker 2:I was. Oreos, I think, are great. You can dip them in peanut butter. Is that weird? No, it's not weird, that's right, I think Oreos are great Milk. Do you guys like double stuffed, are you? I'm just a general. I like vanilla. I like the vanilla Put about 19 Oreos in a glass and fill that up with milk, so good, drink it. Then you just have dump the cookies in after that's as about as weird as the Jordan's.
Speaker 4:Soggy Oreos. It's great. Yeah, you know what Trent it's like. I'll say this after the pod. Never mind, I'm going to say it.
Speaker 2:I had a guy tell me one time that Cocoa Puffs with Dr Pepper was the best cereal he ever had in his life Never tried it.
Speaker 3:Who, like I said, we run in different guys.
Speaker 2:His name was Dennis super nice guy. But yeah, the other thing here with Oreos.
Speaker 3:Is that the guy who lit his chest here on fire with axe? No, okay, I can see those. You don't remember that, trent, I do, I do. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2:That guy from Toll House.
Speaker 3:He was a strange cat, Anyways he told Trent he lit his chest here on fire with a bottle of Axel liner.
Speaker 2:How do you remember that that was freshman year? My other pick here are you guys double stuff or are you just single stuff.
Speaker 5:How do you forget something like that? Regular Regular.
Speaker 4:I'm double stuff. Man Seth, I think I'm more on the regular side. I like the chocolate a little more than the.
Speaker 2:See, I like the cream more than the chocolate Break a vote.
Speaker 3:I know, I think that when you have it just the frosting and then the chocolate, everything is equal. Even though you have two chocolates on the outside, the ratio is even.
Speaker 2:My favorite was when they made a mistake at the Oreo company and they accidentally made the Like a triple stuff. No, they accidentally made the cream filling chocolate and then the outside was white. You remember that? It was a big old, the uh-oh Oreos. You don't remember those Google? Uh-oh Oreos, those were really good, but, yeah, they made a mistake and then they had to sell them. So it was a really good commercial. And yeah, uh-oh Oreos, those were really good, those were my favorite I believe you. I don't even have them anymore. Do you remember them, Jordan?
Speaker 3:No, I'm looking at them. And I do like the white, uh, like the vanilla-flavored Oreo ones too. Those are good, they're okay.
Speaker 2:They're okay. They're not as good as the original.
Speaker 5:Like the golden, like golden Oreos or something Correct. Yeah, those are them, Jordan. Okay, so Super Good.
Speaker 2:Honorable mentions. I was between Oreo and Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. That's good. I've never really had PB&J at night. I feel like PB&J is always really good.
Speaker 3:We slept on one. That's really good. Pop Tarts have you ever tried? Not a Pop Tart?
Speaker 4:Wait hold on this one A jar of pickles, ooh.
Speaker 2:No, what? No?
Speaker 3:Too much pickles I love pickles, cinnamon rolls Warmed up like butter. On cinnamon roll man, I can.
Speaker 2:Have you ever tried the frozen Pop Tarts?
Speaker 3:No, no, you told me about Pop Tarts and butter. I haven't done that. No, no.
Speaker 2:Throw your Pop Tarts in the freezer and have a frozen Pop Tarts. The back of the box says or freeze them. They're actually pretty good frozen, like I like them. They're chewy. But yeah, put your Pop Tarts in the toaster, then put some butter on there. Really good Pro tip, yeah.
Speaker 3:I like Pop Tarts. It's good like that.
Speaker 4:You don't eat it with a spoon either.
Speaker 2:You guys, strawberry Pop Tart guys, are you a?
Speaker 5:I was always brown sugar. I'm brown sugar, oh brown sugar is good.
Speaker 3:Like brown sugar, toaster strudels are good back in the day. Do you remember those Jordan?
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was. There was this fad that I used to do every night after dinner, I would eat this exact thing. So in my house we had a big like always these little tiny things.
Speaker 2:This sounds weirder than the whipping cream story.
Speaker 4:No, the tiny thing of Gatorade's.
Speaker 2:Okay so.
Speaker 4:I'd grab one of those. I'd go to my pantry grab Cheez-Its and then I'd go and grab Pop Tarts and that's why I have every single night after dinner, right before I'm into bed.
Speaker 3:A small Gatorade Cheez-Its and a Pop Tart.
Speaker 2:Cheez-Its would be money late at night. I feel like Cheez-Its are so good.
Speaker 4:That was my. I ate that every night. It was insane.
Speaker 5:Anything else we missed. Some like just good snack mixes Chex mix, not really Chex mix, but like Puppy Chow. Sure, those are all as good, but like you can get, like the.
Speaker 3:You're talking about the Costco mix, yeah, or like.
Speaker 5:I get the like the beer nut mix. You guys ever had those? Sorry, that's what I'm talking about. That's the long thing. Those are pretty good.
Speaker 2:Cashews. No, it's like the pretzel.
Speaker 5:Yeah, see, I like those that type of stuff, that pretzel, just kind of throws me off on the beer mix.
Speaker 3:Seth, I would put pickles pretty low on what I. I mean, I also don't love pickles. Are you just like a pickle out of the jar guy?
Speaker 4:I like pickles. Yeah, I'm like, I'm big into spicy pickles. Okay.
Speaker 5:Just doesn't strike me as like a late night snack thing.
Speaker 3:The other thing is you want foods that you're not going to have to put too much effort in. So you know what I'm saying. Like, I made eggs, cheesy eggs, the other day at around 1030. I was just still hungry. I'm like you know what I want to make some cheesy eggs with some toast. I had that. I think I went on a run in the evening just kind of put some miles in, so I was hungry and yeah, I don't know, we missed about three good foods we could have talked about it. You don't want. You don't when you're talking about midnight snacks. You don't want stuff that you have to put a ton of effort into as well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, someone could have went like the healthy food route and that'd been good, like tater tots.
Speaker 3:You're not going to get like. That's not healthy. Not healthy, but tater. Someone could have gone to healthy route and gone tater tots. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:You could have went healthy and said, like pistachios. I just all of a sudden I saw this tater tots.
Speaker 4:I love the salted pistachios. Pistachios are so good.
Speaker 3:This is our life, though we're thinking healthy and we go with tater tots. Yeah.
Speaker 5:That's my life.
Speaker 2:String cheese. String cheese is good. I don't know if there's anything else really, I'm sure. Chocolate, I don't know. I thought about chocolate like a chocolate bar, chocolate's good.
Speaker 4:I don't like it. I think I just prefer a cookie, though at that point, if I'm going to have chocolate.
Speaker 3:I kind of agree with you, jordan. I don't love the lukewarm cookie. It either has to be cold or warm.
Speaker 2:I could have cold, warm or lukewarm. I don't think it bothers me. I don't know if I've had a lukewarm cookie, not a lukewarm, just like in house temp.
Speaker 3:Do you get what I'm?
Speaker 2:saying Like a 70 degree Room temperature Cookie jar, temperature Cookie jar temperature.
Speaker 3:If I'm doing that, you have to go. You're like knuckle deep in some milk you know what I'm saying To moisten it up a little bit.
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