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Speaker 2:This is the Fantasy Football Dudes Podcast.
Speaker 1:What is up, my dudes? This is Trent with the Fantasy Football Dudes Podcast. Here we are. Today's episode is episode 200. Great enthusiasm, jordan. I know Jordan. Yeah, we're mostly not too much football related here, you know Seth is not here, thankfully.
Speaker 3:I'm going by Phil and Jordan Seth.
Speaker 1:I don't know what he's doing. I don't know if he's. I really have no idea what Seth's doing. We're recording this on a Thursday night It's a little different. I'm going to get this out to you guys Monday morning. You won't know any different until you heard what I just said. Not going to talk about a lot about football today, 2000 episode, kind of just you know, 200. 200, 200. Just going to kind of you know, do some throwbacks.
Speaker 4:We'll probably be to 2000 before we know it Yeah. And if you're still around at 2000, you come back and listen to this podcast like kudos.
Speaker 1:Yeah. To all those people who said like, hey, you wouldn't make it the episode 200. Well, who's laughing now? Yeah, Let's just yeah. So we're just mostly. You know, we got some reels. We're going to just recap some fun stuff. So sorry, no football stuff.
Speaker 4:We'll have a draft for you later this week, of course, But yeah, just, i wore a collared shirt and either of you guys Jordan's repping our brand, trent's repping one of our sponsors Like I just was. Like you know, i'm going to step up for the occasion. I'm going to wear this nice button up shirt. I still have a hat on, you know, but I thought. I just clasped it up a little bit.
Speaker 3:I've been wearing a lot of like basketball poles lately, so I had to switch it up a little bit.
Speaker 4:You had to dress down a little bit Yeah dress down And rep art. Yeah, i don't know, i just felt like this was like a special occasion, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it's Trent meant Tomahawks that he shared with us. I had some Tomahawk steaks that'll be on the Twitter Instagram later this weekend So you can go check that out at TFFDudes If you want to see this whole setup here. It's a little different. We don't have our normal producer in the house. He will be back, just wasn't able to do episode 200 last minute, so more the natural, organic garage feel that we used to have. It's kind of it's a little hot in here right.
Speaker 4:I think it brings us back to our roots, you know Our roots. yeah, I think that's one of the things And I, you know, i frankly I wish that the two guys who you because you started this podcast before even Jordan and I and I came on even later, but you had two guys before here You want to give them a nice little shout out. No, there was no. I thought you started with.
Speaker 1:I was the. I was the. No, Jordan was the second guy, So you had. you had a guy named.
Speaker 3:No, that's actually factually incorrect.
Speaker 1:You weren't the second guy, you were the third.
Speaker 3:I was the third, but the first guy didn't last, but you were the first option. The first guy didn't last very long. The first guy didn't last very long.
Speaker 4:The first guy didn't last very long and the second guy lasted up until like right before the Super Bowl, because that's when I came on in 2021. Do you actually want to hear?
Speaker 1:Phil's first episode. Yeah, let's hear it. Just just hear Phil's first episode, just see how far we've come, you know. But here's Phil's first. You get wince. you're kind of saying like He's the guy That's more of like an engagement, matt Ryan's more of like a you know, serious girlfriend, if that makes any sense.
Speaker 3:Makes a little bit of sense.
Speaker 4:It's like dating an older woman, though. I mean, how much longer does that dude have? Okay, phil's first episode. I think I was just nervous on the mic, matt.
Speaker 1:Ryan got traded to the Colts, Phil's first episode and he starts comparing Matt Ryan to an older woman.
Speaker 4:Yeah, It was very strange Seasoned experience like nice person you know might treat you to dinner. Nothing wrong with that you know, Absolutely nothing wrong with that. And Matt Ryan, you know I think we were a little he kind of fizzled out there. I was pretty we were excited about him going to the Colts, you know, and it just ended up not. We were also excited to. Yeah, anyhow, that was. That was one of my first episodes.
Speaker 1:I was like, hey, we might be able to work with this. I was like I honestly wasn't sure. I was like how are the? how are the people going to react to this? You know Phil's comparing quarterbacks to older women. Phil's dad was on the set that night and he couldn't stop laughing. You know, just a good time, i think, in my first episode.
Speaker 3:I did it in your. We did it in your living room. Trent And me and the other hosts were sharing them, or we're all three of us sharing a microphone.
Speaker 1:We all shared one mic, all shared one mic, three guys And we're.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was not the most comfortable thing in the world.
Speaker 1:No, we've come a long way since then.
Speaker 3:Do you guys have a?
Speaker 4:photo. I wish you had a photo of that I wish we had a photo of that also, is there any audio of that Were you?
Speaker 1:guys on one couch. Yes, we had to be, because it was. We were passing a microphone.
Speaker 4:And I'm not saying anything negative about the couch situation, but you have your couches lean a little bit smaller, like you, and I barely fit comfortably on both of your couches.
Speaker 1:It was like a seal fitting between two icebergs.
Speaker 2:That's what the mic felt like.
Speaker 1:But no, it was a good pod. Yeah, So it's. it's always been like everybody that's been added this pod or come through And you've been kind of like last minute, like Jordan. I told him like the night before like Hey, we're doing this pod, do you want to join? He said yes. Same thing kind of happened with Samuel Randall. I kind of called on a limb, you know like at night. He came and did it. He did like two pods, yeah. And then Phil, i was like Hey, do you want to try this? I didn't know how, phil, you kind of just said you.
Speaker 4:Just I thought so I was like, oh.
Speaker 3:I was like, oh, that's awesome In front of everyone's eyes, phil took over for Samuel right, phil took over for Samuel. Did we do any pause, just the two of us before Phil came? or was it like a week, like Samuel left and Phil came?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's. We never took a pause without any, without a third guy, So it was me?
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, because I remember he went on like a camping trip and we were making fun of him for going on a camping trip, yeah, something, maybe we were just joking about that.
Speaker 1:And he still takes pics of us, so he helps, he still comes out, he's still included in the pod.
Speaker 4:Who do you regret having on the most, would you say? If it was between me and someone else, who would it be?
Speaker 1:I don't think I've really regretted anyone being on here Really. Yeah, i know I've been pretty happy with everyone. It's been good. You know, like I think we have good chemistry and that helps Like we've kind of grown up together So that's been kind of fun through the whole thing, is you know what I mean? Like I never, I've never brought a guy in like we don't. Hey, we did bring Steve on from Michigan, that one time.
Speaker 4:That was great. I definitely don't regret that.
Speaker 1:No, i don't regret that either, but that's like one of those things like we had no idea what Steve was going to be like And he was one of the dudes.
Speaker 4:He's one of our greatest friends.
Speaker 1:Yeah, He was bringing up the you know barbecue, all kinds of stuff. You were asking about Michigan stuff, Yeah.
Speaker 4:He brought up craft beer. Yeah, we talked about craft beer for a little bit. So that was a good one I was really trying to tee you up for like something, to say something funny about people. You regret coming on the podcast, but you kind of dive bomb there.
Speaker 1:Who would? who do you regret coming on the pod Phil?
Speaker 4:Um, i don't know if I regret anyone coming on the pod necessarily. I mean, um, i probably regret some draft choices more than anything else, like I've had some pretty bad. I'm sure you probably have some bad takes that I have on there, like highlighted bad.
Speaker 2:Here's one right here. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, if you're paying like 19 bucks for chicken nuggets, it's basically a club for people to go hit drive to go to a driving range. I just think it's a dumb thing. You could throw it in the same vein for me as people who do axe throwing. I have nothing against those people, but I think that's also not something that I would enjoy.
Speaker 1:That's all I'm saying. The food is actually good at top golf for what's worth Yeah maybe it is Maybe it is.
Speaker 4:I don't know. Have you been in top golf? I haven't.
Speaker 3:The best part is that when Phil goes, phil goes, he goes.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised. I thought it went to the end.
Speaker 3:Phil, have you even been there?
Speaker 4:No, i haven't been in top, i still haven't gone, i still haven't gone and I will not go. I stick to that And I think that was probably one of our most. I wouldn't even say viral, because it was super, it wasn't like crazy. I got a decent amount of it got a decent amount of interactions and there were people swearing at me for that. Take Like I've never. I've never been sworn at as much.
Speaker 3:No, i usually don't condone people swearing at other people, but I kind of condone them that you're okay in that circumstance, yeah.
Speaker 4:And that circumstance you're okay. Yeah, i mean, i still stick to my story Like I don't. I'm not a Don't do not double down on this. Here's another sound. Hold on. Here's the thing I would make. Wait, okay, hear me out. Trent and Jordan, you didn't go. You should have gum. I'm disappointed that you didn't. I would way rather play bucket golf than go to top golf any day of the week. Both are fun. You're going to say both have their places. I don't agree.
Speaker 1:You can't say that But what would you rather play? What would you rather play?
Speaker 3:You haven't done. I've been to a driving range. I've been to a driving range. It's not a driving range, though It's effectively a driving range.
Speaker 4:I can go to a clubhouse at a driving range, get a nice drink, a hot dog.
Speaker 1:Come back to the driving range and ask me if I regret having anyone on this pot again. You know, and before long before you know, we were sponsored. Manscape sponsors this pod now.
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Speaker 4:That's actually why they reached out to us.
Speaker 1:I think Maybe, so, maybe so. So, yeah, i'm hoping that we have a little bit better audio on this next one here. but yeah, let's hear the next one. You want to do another one? You want me to just bring?
Speaker 4:up a hold on. Let me, let me ask Jordan. So, jordan, i've had a lot of bad takes. I guess you could say And maybe this is going to play one, but what would you say, is my excluding Brock Purdy? Just go through your mind, your files. You have a good memory. You're a guy who has a pretty good memory. You're a you know. You're a teacher. You're shaping America's youth. Use your brain. What was one of my better takes, would you say.
Speaker 3:One of your better takes If you wanted to name top three. You're putting me on a spot here, Phil.
Speaker 1:This is a really hard question.
Speaker 3:It's anyone. Your parents would struggle with this question. Man, i don't know, The Brock Purdy one was by far your best. It was my best. I think It's an easy. it's an easy answer.
Speaker 1:I gotta think about You called Brock Purdy before the draft.
Speaker 3:Yes, You're going to. you're going to do your way. You were on Zay Jones before anyone else.
Speaker 4:I was on Zay Jones before anyone else.
Speaker 3:I honestly say now even though that bet we made was really dumb, that one, it was still a dumb bet.
Speaker 1:I still don't know if the Zay Jones being right on Zay Jones, like it's, whatever He got paid, you got paid, you're right.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, you're right And he was shaping it off. He was good in the Jaguars all year. He's going to be a good this year, but that that that bet might go down as the dumbest bet we've ever made on this podcast.
Speaker 4:And then it got really close.
Speaker 3:You were like biting your nails Like.
Speaker 4:I wish we actually had that queued up for the thing, but I also, i think I would say the jet, the lions. I was big on the line.
Speaker 3:You were here on the jets.
Speaker 4:You're ahead on the jets And I would say I was high on the lines before most people were. I think Dan Campbell, i was one of his first believers Like we've reached out to him to come on the pod We haven't heard back yet, but like I feel like there's there, there could be shown that I was like really big on the lines.
Speaker 3:The problem is you were just. you were just as high on the jets and that might've gone down as your worst take, Didn't?
Speaker 4:I say the jets were going to win seven games that year.
Speaker 3:Yes, and they won five. And you said that Zach Wilson was, was the future.
Speaker 4:I don't remember that You were high on.
Speaker 3:Zach Wilson was your favorite quarterback in that draft.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you did. Like Zach Wilson, i want to say I didn't.
Speaker 4:Oh, no, no, no, no. I think I wish we had that queued up. I said I didn't like him because he went to BYU.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure, i honestly don't remember.
Speaker 4:We should go back. We should have gone to the archives of that. Let's go, give me, give me, play me another queue.
Speaker 1:Here's another one. This is kind of a good one. You know the old hot call.
Speaker 4:We should have the, we should have like like a, a hawk, like a kind of coming through when Hawkinson, he's an Iowa hot guy baby Come on. And his last name is Hawkinson. Like, come on, there's got to be like a bird call.
Speaker 1:No, you're just going to use that for this.
Speaker 4:The hot call is behind it.
Speaker 1:People got behind it. We need to bring it back. We need another hot call. You know a hot call and he had a good year last year. It's a shame we didn't bring that back.
Speaker 4:He had a good year. He's on the Vikings Titan news going on right now. Have you seen that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, titan news going is currently going on right now.
Speaker 4:Sam Darnold is one of the celebrity throwers. They also had tray lands there for what it's worth. But Sam Darnold and tray lands. I didn't see Brock pretty there.
Speaker 1:I don't think he can throw football yet.
Speaker 4:He could have been there in spirit, Like just hanging out, you know a Titan, you looks like a fun time. Absolutely Looks like a fun time. So I just want to finish this thought Have you seen any Titan news stuff? No, Bronx there.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4:Are you into that?
Speaker 1:I mean they need to tie into you documentary. It'd be good If they cool but like.
Speaker 3:I don't need to watch like, all right, i mean, all right, just play the next year.
Speaker 4:Here's another one. I think it's a cool thing.
Speaker 1:We started bringing moments of silence. This is kind of cool to have like a moment of silence for the Raiders offense.
Speaker 3:Oh don't talk to me about it. Let's just have a moment of silence everybody.
Speaker 1:Take your hat off, Show some respect.
Speaker 2:Am I well?
Speaker 3:I've been a moment of silence for my big account. Oh, Jordan was so mad that that that was the week where, like I think I was super high on the Raiders and DFS and like they just didn't score.
Speaker 1:It might have been the year They played somebody bad too.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, it was brutal. The some of the best pods that we have are when Jordan has a bad week in.
Speaker 1:DFS Yeah, yeah, we just put a picture of his bank account, like on the background, like at the on Thursdays, and show it again on Sunday.
Speaker 4:What we should do is like do you know the opposite? when you're doing like a fundraiser event, Yeah I can you grow. We should do the opposite. So people know how good the pot is, It's in the dirt, You know it's going to be the. Hawkinson clip Keyed up because like, let me let me the Hawkinson one is good because I lost.
Speaker 3:you know you called me out on a wide and, like TJ Hawkinson, Let me see.
Speaker 4:You like him now though, right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's cool, he's good, It was just funny.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to find the Hawkinson one. I don't want to pull the wrong one up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're going to pulling up the wrong one. Yeah, hawkinson was a good one. I think the star you hate Hawkinson This guy has like like Davis Mills, absolutely hates. I don't know why there's people that Jordan hates, and for absolutely no reason, and I hope one day you and Hawkinson run into each other in a dark alley and he just just beats you up. I can't believe you hate this one.
Speaker 3:What it's worth probably cost me at least the amount of money that you actually. You are a loser.
Speaker 1:You are a loser, that's a good one. Yeah, are you back? Are you still off the Hawkinson train? Jordan, are you going to come back?
Speaker 3:You're going to join the Hawkinson. I think it's a better offense now He's with the Vikings, Yeah true, that's definitely true.
Speaker 4:Do you like? I mean, the Dalvin Cook is gone.
Speaker 3:Dalvin Cook is gone, i can have Vikings. offense can be pretty fun this year.
Speaker 1:Here's one. You know this is maybe one of our most viral diva clips. You know my little interaction last July at the bathroom at that gas station in Los Angeles. Our gas station is from Corsica. Okay, is the snacks inside essential? Oh, 100%, i agree.
Speaker 4:I love snacks. What if you're dying of hunger or thirst?
Speaker 2:What if you got?
Speaker 4:also 109 degrees outside. What if you need a glass of water?
Speaker 1:Well, what if you got to go to the bathroom and the bathrooms are still locked because we're in a pandemic. Guess what If that bathroom isn't essential? this whole gas station ain't essential. So you know what I told them? I said, oh, it's closed as the pandemic. Well, guess what? Why don't you go clean up pump number seven? They said, actually, we'll open it for you. I'm like, yeah, keep the door unlocked, take the bathroom signed down. I'm sick and tired of it. If this establishment is essential, then that toilet is too. So go ahead and keep that door unlocked, take down the sign. You're just being lazy because you don't want to clean the bathroom. Everyone knows it. This is essential. Ok, so your bathroom is in no way this happened this month. It happened, yes.
Speaker 4:Are you in a much better place now that the bathrooms are unlocked.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i still. There's one downtown, you know the Valero, where they just keep their bathroom shut. I don't know what those people. It just says out of order. It's like it's been out of order for three years. Fix your bathroom.
Speaker 4:Speaking of bathrooms and that's lying, frankly It's lying, That's lying.
Speaker 3:Have you guys ever been to a Shoot? I don't remember what gas station it was Circle K.
Speaker 4:No, it was like a 70. Come on, get some guesses in here. Arco No, it wasn't. Arco Chevron, have you?
Speaker 3:guys ever heard of a convenience store Texas Co Convenience store without a bathroom Circle?
Speaker 1:J. No, there shouldn't be. There are some though.
Speaker 4:Flying J is what I meant, because I Is that one in.
Speaker 3:Hanford. No, we were down south this last weekend. I tried to take some high school boys. They sent me this off for the restroom. Ok, so we go, and I think it was like a 76 or a 7-a, i don't know exactly which one, it was Same color. And no, it was one of those normal Dino. No, it was like a 76 or a 7-a, whatever. And the guy told them they don't have a restroom.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just, i think the guy just saw six high school boys instead.
Speaker 3:We're not.
Speaker 4:They're not letting use the restroom, but Yeah, i mean have you guys, is that a thing?
Speaker 3:You just go to Starbucks.
Speaker 4:I feel like that's, that's. Yeah, i'm sure, if you go to Starbucks and a pan express.
Speaker 3:They went to the restroom you know, I think you're not being strategic, but is it was the closest thing off the freeway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i really don't care where I have to go, the bathroom, like if.
Speaker 3:I remember one thing though convenience stores don't have restrooms.
Speaker 4:I think if you're not a During the pandemic, it was rough.
Speaker 3:No, I'm probably. Literally is there. Is there convenience stores that don't have restrooms attached?
Speaker 4:No, false, so they all have.
Speaker 1:There's one in Hanford that has a porta potty only yeah, so basically the guy lied.
Speaker 3:Guy lied to the high school kids. They didn't want all six of them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and especially if you're buying a snicker bar or whatever and like you're buying a drink like let me use the restroom, like Yeah, i understand like for the record, i don't think we were gonna buy anything from the castation, so I kind of understand it in that regard. But like the grapevine, those are like. I think those are just like They're operational restrooms and you could potentially buy something there, if you know what I'm saying. Like it's just, there's an in and out there.
Speaker 1:Sometimes I'll just do the brows like, act like I want to buy something. Then go use the restroom You'll you know the peak and go like, look at the snacks and stuff and go the bathroom.
Speaker 4:Then I don't think there's ever been a convenience store that you've peaked, gone the bathroom and left without buying a treat one time I forgot my wallet, if I If I'm looking at the snacks, I'm buying something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's probably true. What up? I mean, it takes you like more than five minutes to find a snack at the gas station. You simply just don't need anything. No, that's not true, because the variety is too much.
Speaker 4:There's too much variety. Sometimes in life There's too much variety. That's why in and out is probably one of the most successful burger joints, because you have really three options to choose from. You have a Double-double, you have a burger with cheese and you have a burger without. You know what I'm saying and people getting kind of crazy with like This is the secret in and out menu, frankly those people are incredibly annoying, just to be completely honest to you.
Speaker 1:There's no, i know someone who gets a grilled cheese there.
Speaker 4:That's. that's true, you could do that, but I'm just saying like, that's why it's so successful. Don't give me too many options. That's all I'm saying here. Just play the next clip.
Speaker 1:I'm talking, i think you need a part of the little better. I don't know, but what I'm saying is I think if we talk in the mic, i think it cuts out the audio.
Speaker 4:Oh, why we're talking so okay. So this is amateur hour. For what it's worth, it's 200 up or so, and we just literally do not I shut your mouth.
Speaker 1:So Reese went out here and said the worst. He said I've never met somebody that does that, who I actually like. You show me a person pushing their dog in the store. They probably don't play fancy football, they probably don't like barbecue and I Don't know what else. I don't want anything to do, i seeing them push their dog in a store. I already know too much about those people, so it's just, i'm done with that. So yeah, the week for me, people who push their dogs in a stroller. So sorry.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's home for some people. I don't know anyone who does that. Jordan do you?
Speaker 3:Definitely know people who like dress up their dogs or like Was that one?
Speaker 1:of your divas was one of my divas in the week. People who push their dogs around strollers.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I still would agree with you there. I I would say that the people who do that and the people who and I was hoping you Have a clip of this when Jordan said about people who like strangers feeding stray animals- Yeah, those people.
Speaker 1:I didn't think about getting that one Yeah those people are the exact same people.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 4:I'm saying if you're, if you're putting a, if you're putting a pup in a, in a stroller, you're probably feeding stray cats. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:here. This could be the thing to what my problem is the audio. I'm using an iPad on Instagram and, like you, look at my iPad. It's not made for Instagram. Oh yeah, i'm saying so maybe it's. Maybe that's why the audio is going in and out, like they don't have an iPad Instagram app, like it's made for the phone, and I don't know why that should be a diva the week, like just making that make an iPad app.
Speaker 4:It's not that hard. Speaking of speaking of Instagram meta and speaking of Twitter, that's wild. There They're legit. Have you seen this?
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:Dana White is legitimately trying to coordinate a fight between Elon Musk and Yeah, I saw.
Speaker 2:Have you seen that Yeah?
Speaker 4:I think I would much rather just watch him do the the slap fest that that Dana White does like is there a legitimately beef? like they, they, they kind of chirp each other on Twitter, can you?
Speaker 3:imagine how much money.
Speaker 4:He said it'll blow. It'll be my Gregor Mayweather. Like he said, he thinks it'll easily be you think Zuckerberg's on Twitter?
Speaker 1:I?
Speaker 4:don't know.
Speaker 1:I'd be shocked.
Speaker 4:But no, but Elon says stuff about Zuckerberg on Twitter from time to time and the thing is that I think Elon's in above his head, like I Don't think Zuckerberg is a tough dude, but the guy is doing jiu-jitsu and Muay Thai.
Speaker 1:Yeah I. What do you have to gain from that? if you're Elon, like if you lose, that's terrible.
Speaker 4:I think it's going to be Mark.
Speaker 3:Zuckerberg used to have a Twitter. He has five hundred sixty two thousand followers who hasn't tweeted since January 18th 2012.
Speaker 4:That fight is going to be like when Michael and Dwight go to the dojo after work and fight. If you see The office, that's exactly what that's going to be. They're gonna have head gear on. They're gonna have full body suits. It's gonna be awkward. There's gonna be like some sort of Dojo master there. All I'm saying is it's gonna be bad.
Speaker 1:It's not gonna be fun.
Speaker 4:No one wins. You don't even win watching it. We shouldn't be encouraging it Like these are two very like I don't even know if Elon does any training. He he can go to war with his words. He can't go to war with his fists like, and I'm okay with that, like I don't want him to be that guy. Do you know what I'm saying? What would this we've come to a place where everyone thinks that people want to see them fight Like I don't want to see like I don't see them fight. No, i don't want to see everyone fight. There are people who I want to see fight, athletes Who do.
Speaker 3:I want to fight athletes. Oh, i think you're wrong here, bill. I think no. There's always been like the celebrity boxing.
Speaker 4:Boxing people lose their like credibility like they get into these celebrity boxing matches. Like what happened to Jose Conceco.
Speaker 3:The dude got knocked out in like celebrity boxing. Those guys are athletes yet No, but I'm like to just random tech dudes. We're just gonna go at. That proves my point even further.
Speaker 4:It's going to be like do you like?
Speaker 2:cap fight.
Speaker 1:Do you like watching? like remember in high school if there was like two girls fighting. That was. That's good entertainment. You don't have to ask, you don't have to answer the question.
Speaker 2:It's gonna be hilarious.
Speaker 1:No one else is good that you don't see as much. Two nerds fighting nerd fights should be a thing, but it doesn't happen. So if you can put nerd fights on TV, yes, sign me up to watch that.
Speaker 4:I will absolutely watch you'll pay a hundred bucks to watch it.
Speaker 1:I will pay the hundred dollars to watch two nerds go two of the biggest nerds in the world to go at it Absolutely.
Speaker 4:I, i don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm not inviting you over either, cuz you don't want to watch it.
Speaker 4:That's fine. I will put it in the same vein as top golf. I don't. There are people who I want to see fight. There are people who I don't want to see fight. This is gonna be two dudes completely out of shape. You know, at the water. No, it's. Do you guys remember when Kimbo slice and data 5,000 fought and there was a near-death experience in the octagon? that is what this is going to be. There is no data. No data 5,000 or data 5,000 in Kimbo slice. We're both like experienced street fighters and one of the dudes like almost died from just simply exhaustion. They're either, i Tell me, Jordan.
Speaker 3:You actually knew these guys work out. I guarantee these guys work out every single day. See here's Which athlete I work out all the time.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to fight someone for six minutes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what if they do all that money on there?
Speaker 4:I probably could get in shape to do it Like if you look at me, have a, i have like the build of an enemy fighter.
Speaker 3:They don't work anymore.
Speaker 4:They're multi-billionaires who I don't know you on where. Elon Elon works a lot Elon Elon, and I don't think I don't think Zuckerberg does, but I think Elon is still very much running the helmet.
Speaker 3:These guys can do whatever the heck they want to get in shape.
Speaker 4:I Think we should have a Twitter poll on this, because I think we'll get some decent traction. I will make a Twitter. I don't think people want to see this as much as they think they want to see it. I think you're gonna go into it and it's gonna be a hometown buffet at 10 am.
Speaker 1:That's what it's gonna look like and no, and there's nothing wrong. That's gonna be you know, i will watch if there are nerds fighting, whether it's LARPing, ufc, whatever, i will watch that, no, make it more exciting.
Speaker 4:Yeah, throw a sword in there. I don't know. Like, give them a LARP, like one of those. What do they have? the LARPing, you know, like the, the padded.
Speaker 1:I'm all for it. They'd probably be more Match than they did in the.
Speaker 4:UFC. Throw a LARPing sword in the octagon and let's, let's, let's see what happens for real. I don't want to see these two guys do MMA and I see you and Trent do MMA by each other. That's see. That. That's now we're talking. We're going back to the athletes. That's two.
Speaker 1:No one wants to watch. Wash up the athletes, yeah, but yeah, honestly, get fill in some other nerd in town absolutely.
Speaker 2:I'll watch that.
Speaker 4:You are. So I had your back right there. You just turned your back on me. If you really want me to go out, you want to know something funny. When Trent was trying to make weight in high school for high school wrestling, i should try doesn't even remember this, maybe he was like trying to sweat it out My brother and I were just basically trying to get him getting it, get him to losing weight. Do you remember this? Oh yeah, and we were just, we just were.
Speaker 1:It was basically like two IEA is going after like I basically Yeah, I basically looked like you know a Simba just throwing those look.
Speaker 4:Yeah, right, we were here. it was a mall session, that's all I have to say and not the mall, were you? to shop. Ma UL is what I'm talking about. There was no walk in the malls.
Speaker 1:It was a thumbs up if you'd want to watch. You know Elon fight see, like you would oh.
Speaker 4:Oh, you are something wrong with you. No, no this is something from the awkward draft early, newer, like Friendship, like we're both kind of interested, so I like When hands on I was probably the good enough part of the clip though.
Speaker 1:I knew, yeah, he fell, went on a moped ride for a first date and he did not drive. So that's in our awkward.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's one. That's a pretty good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, i think here's that thing. You know, looking back on it, i've told that to family members, like some of my. One of my family members heard it on the pod and then went and told other Family members and like this like have you heard this story? and then I spent probably the next couple of days explaining that story, how it happened, why it happened. I think that's like that's a story that I will pass down to my family. You know, sometimes you just have to do things that you're like this is a good story to tell when I'm like I'm 33 right now, but when I'm 55 that story will be just as funny. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:Oh, absolutely, absolutely let me pass down as in like what do you mean? That'll be an heirloom.
Speaker 4:I should write that down and like put it up on a on like a on a like a script. Let me see here.
Speaker 1:Some people said some stuff here. I just said what's your favorite dude moments on Twitter and you know I did this way too late, but Steve said being on the show is awesome, also when Phil just got up and left to take a pee.
Speaker 4:That's those. Yeah, that was a good moment. I'm hydrated, i'm well hydrated.
Speaker 1:Yes. And then Cole said Swindell. Cole Granger said that's tough because my memory has been bad. Just asked my fiance best part I'll pop my head was y'all shouting out my engagement? That was heartwarming.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he still hasn't sent us our invite number one number two. He hasn't sent us the contract to actually do his wedding because we're supposed to be the emcees.
Speaker 1:I Think so, i think so. So, anyways, what else? what else have I gotten here, phil, that's worth pulling up?
Speaker 3:this is pretty recent but When Seth and I called out Phil for line line about the Costco story.
Speaker 4:I feel like additional context was needed there, because it was like And then you called us the Yes the, the investigative podcast. Yeah, i, i don't know, trent, what else would you have here? What are you working through? Let's just see if this place I look like an XL guy. No, i'm a large. I'm a large guy, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:All orders for the same. The large from this place shouldn't fit.
Speaker 4:And if you wear slim fit shirts, man? I could go on about that too but anyhow just wear standard fit shirts, so I could just pick one up. Well, i think I'm going to fit shirt.
Speaker 2:We know.
Speaker 4:Actually, that's a good. That's a good point in a good segue. My wife just bought me Two shirts her father's day. I look like an XL guy No, i'm a. We're still playing that, yeah, we. So she just bought me two shirts from father's day. Nicer shirts. Have you heard of Viori?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've heard of them. They run small. I don't like them. Have you have you, have you heard?
Speaker 4:of that brand, jack. Yeah, jordan, have you heard of it? No they're kind of on the pricier side. I think, right, yeah, they're priced. So she bought me two shirts. Nice little treat, father's day.
Speaker 1:They don't make three X either, so you're out of luck.
Speaker 4:So I put on the large And it looked like I was wearing a wetsuit, crop top wetsuit or what It was. It was exhaustingly tight, you better.
Speaker 3:This goes back to my, you know, i didn't those runs.
Speaker 4:A couple more minutes, yeah this goes back to my diva. I'm like, i am not a large, i am. I don't know who they are making these, these shirts, for you know, like not everyone in America is six, three, 150 pounds, you know like making for the average guy. I'm five, eight. on a good day I would say Jack, jack do you?
Speaker 1:you probably wear a Vora.
Speaker 3:You are not five, you don't.
Speaker 4:It's, is it pricey Jack?
Speaker 1:That's a little pricey. It's pricey. No, it's pricey. That's a nice gift, right.
Speaker 3:Their shirts are fifty four bucks for a t-shirt, so I got two shirts from them.
Speaker 4:I was really excited, like nice feeling They're stretchy. But I put it on and it hugged every curve on my body Yeah, maybe like 35. Which, and I'm like you know, maybe that's what you're watching You're why I wanted I'm moderately fit, you know. I would say I'm. I would say like my shoulders are pretty broad for a guy of my build. And these shirts were like this is the third. This is again the third. This is the third shirt, because I'm going to count those two shirts as two. This is the. I also ordered a shirt from Ruka, a button-up shirt, and we all have a friend here. Yeah is actually Jack's wrestling coach. Okay, i went up to him and I said what's I sure do you wear. I just ordered these shirts from Ruka, hoping that he was going to say medium. Well, he says large, and he's in much better shape than I am. So my large shirt got to my house, sure enough, didn't fit like, and it was just.
Speaker 2:I'm not a large you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:You're an XL Maybe.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you need to come to the realization that you are an XL and not a large.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but my height to weight ratio man, i just I don't get it Like I'm. What size shirt did you wear in high school? Medium, medium. I wore medium. I wore a medium through high school into college and then, as I got married, i liked getting a large because it was baggier and then I would dry it and it would fit a little bit.
Speaker 1:Well, that's my biggest pet peeve is these shirts that are cotton and they shrink.
Speaker 4:So now I have the worst, i almost have in the promise to if I'm wearing an XL, i might as well like you. it's hard. I also like wearing some styled shorts, like I wear above the knee shorts, but if I'm wearing a double X shirt, you know that the basically the above, the knee shorts like.
Speaker 1:what way people like that so much I like at the knee.
Speaker 4:I think it just in case I have to run just like these.
Speaker 1:Under armor shorts are extremely comfortable. They're at the knee.
Speaker 4:Unless I have to throw like a high kick or something, like I have the, i don't know.
Speaker 3:And some people the the above. The knee shorts aren't meant for. You might be one of those guys. Do you wear above the knee? These ones are above the knee.
Speaker 1:I would argue that you are. They're not. Yeah, Like know your place.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean Like yeah, I don't know if that's a know your place. I think that's like know your like, take a look in the mirror before you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I think above, but I'm also like I don't like the baggy. Like early 2000s that like went to your calves either, though You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:I don't want to wear.
Speaker 1:wear those I don't want to wear capris either.
Speaker 4:Yeah, As I've. As I've become more of an adult, i think I lean more jeans, like I'm wearing shorts right now, because it's more lounge.
Speaker 1:You get jeans. You wear jeans as a golf. You look like a knucklehead out there. No, no, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:No, i'm sorry. I'm sorry. We were playing in the Sahara. We were playing in the freaking Sahara. I might as well have worn like one of those I don't know what are those? those full, those full body suits. Gilly suit, everyone on that romper, yeah everyone is more romper than I mean more, since everyone on that golf course was wearing jeans except for the dummies that I go. That's not true, we have a picture, we have not of us three. If you take a picture of the group, everyone was wearing jeans except for my group. We were playing in a disc field. I'm not Trent, it was great, it was great. Trent poured dirt out of his shoes. Today, junior Trent poured dirt out of his shoes. You're stupid. Trent poured dirt out of his shoes. That's how bad it was. So you know I'm not going to apologize for wearing jeans. If you want to churn about me for Twitter on Twitter for wearing jeans, you know what I'm not going to say what I want to say here.
Speaker 1:But I will wear jeans 200 man.
Speaker 4:Don't hold back. I don't want to wear jeans. when I want to wear jeans, don't tell me anything about it. That's all I have to say. That was very. I really got myself worked up because there was something I was going to say, and then I was like you know, it's the better part of me.
Speaker 1:that's not going to say all those shorts were in the wash and his Varoris were way too short, so he had to wear jeans. That's really what happened.
Speaker 4:No, here's the problem, i know the Varoris, a terrible name.
Speaker 1:You're uncultured, so yeah, Rory.
Speaker 4:What's Rory mean Like?
Speaker 1:look at that's not like, that's not like whippy, like something fast. Like should be one syllable.
Speaker 4:Viori.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. This is taking way too long, just agree, it's a horrible mountain and finish.
Speaker 4:Finish would be a better name. Yeah, the problem is is that they don't. They don't make clothes for men shaped like mountains, like I'm a thick dude, you're right.
Speaker 1:You're absolutely right.
Speaker 4:They make slender shirts, if that's going to be your name.
Speaker 1:They have the body for walking downhill.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, don't put me in the same category as you, obviously aren't a mountain guy.
Speaker 1:You can't even drive 10 minutes into the foothills without having to pull over.
Speaker 4:Don't make me pull up your ankle. incident in the mountains. Let's just move on, okay, yeah, i don't.
Speaker 1:I don't know what else to go with this. You know, Phil, do you want to apologize for ditching the pod? You know, five minutes before we hit record last week.
Speaker 4:That's kind of like I said I don't apologize to anyone. I do what, i do what I want. All right, gene boy, should we tell?
Speaker 3:should we break it to fill that? we're firing them for that. Yeah, oh, this is also my last spot.
Speaker 4:Nothing would put me farther in my career than getting off this pod. I've invested more time on it, with less ROI coming from this thing, than, ultimately, anything else in my life. Do me a. I'm not going to say it.
Speaker 1:No, this is by far not the biggest waste of time in your life.
Speaker 4:Here's the biggest way with you 9 times out of 10.
Speaker 1:The biggest waste of time in your life. You go for a run every lunch and came in where the clothes What you're here, golfing and jeans because of your self image worries.
Speaker 4:It's like come on man. I'm about to. Both of you are about to get it. I'm not. I'm going to hold it in. I'm going to hold it in. That was actually pretty funny.
Speaker 1:I don't know, do we have you to? let me you, let me just try another one here. What else do we got here?
Speaker 4:You're on that iPad all day, every day. It's a shocker that I don't ever I don't ever get on iPad.
Speaker 1:You know, is this, this a good one? tin foil, what else?
Speaker 4:I have a problem with revealing mashed potatoes in the microwave. I think that's gross.
Speaker 1:That that's bad, like that's, that's like the high house, you hear that voice butter and some extra milk and you look at it.
Speaker 3:Sometimes it gets even 20 than then what it sounds like you're just trying to like make more mashed potatoes. Just enjoy your boring life.
Speaker 4:Jordan, you're not going to enjoy the flavor that you know.
Speaker 3:You know each meal when I'm an actual guy who likes to watch sports. And so you know, instead of like being like, i'm going to spend 45 minutes reheating the food that was cooked last night. I'm just going to throw in the microwave for a minute and then go sit down and eat it while I watch the football game. You are, you are literally spending 45 minutes reheating.
Speaker 4:No, it's less than that. It's way less. But no, you've never taken a step out of your comfortable little bubble, Jordan, and just realized that what I'm describing here will take you to the next step in like, like life. You have enjoyment of food, whereas you're okay with the subpar. I'm not. I'm exceptional. I don't think that's why I require the people around me. Obviously, that's as a coach. I would think you would understand that, but it just of all the clips you pulled up, that was the longest, and probably for whatever reason, it worked though.
Speaker 1:Yes, you know we were an air fryer pod, we barbecued, but yeah, wait, jordan's now. since then, come on the air fryer.
Speaker 3:you know, side, and you're a big air fryer guy now right, Yeah, but I still don't like use it really to reheat stuff really. They use it more for, like, cooking.
Speaker 2:Actually cooking not eating.
Speaker 4:Oh, on the air fryer for reheating chicken like fried chicken chicken thighs chicken. Oh really, you do that in there, just does it crisp it up a little bit. Is there a couple of different modes? I'd imagine I'm not an air fryer guy.
Speaker 1:You got to get on that lifestyle, especially how anti microwave Do you, do you microwave you are?
Speaker 4:Yeah, i'm still anti microwave. I think the the boldest thing in all of that, though, assess voice change at the very beginning. I wasn't even sure if I was in the same room with the right guy. I was like what is going?
Speaker 2:on here Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't have enough voice deals of set. There was the time that Jordan said Toys R s.
Speaker 4:You know it said toys are, toys are as one has been some good drafts, yeah, so all been fun.
Speaker 1:It's been fun 200 episodes.
Speaker 3:One thing that we used to do a while ago and my, my bedside bed segment you guys remember those?
Speaker 4:Yes, yes, those were good, i was, we should. We need to bring those back actually.
Speaker 1:It's not bad. I don't know why we gave him the name bedside. I don't know either.
Speaker 4:Because Jordan would like wake up in the middle, right right before church and church, and get all his bed is that's why he came up with that. Yeah, we also had what you smoke and that was a good. We still kind of do that.
Speaker 1:The only have the Saturdays for the smoker deal. But maybe what's your smoke? I have so many meat picks right now I need to post on Twitter like Phil's been sending me meat, My cousin like I got to post that stuff. You have to get it banked up, though, for rainy day.
Speaker 3:Keeps torn those meat takes trend Is your freaks.
Speaker 1:Let me put some extra gallery on your photos That text, man.
Speaker 4:Well, this is when we were virtual. I was what?
Speaker 3:we did that. We thought I had to just say all these stories, and then we'd have been playing from there.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that would have been a good idea to just story it all, then go back. Yeah, what we say. Yeah, we probably did it six months and then didn't seem like it was lining up quite as good. The audio wasn't as good. It's kind of fun getting together, as much as Phil hates it, and Phil used to go to the bathroom way more when we were virtual.
Speaker 4:That's also true, really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you just get the comfort of my own home.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we were also going at like 6am. So when you have coffee, when you're drinking coffee during a pot, i can't believe we'd wake up at 6am.
Speaker 3:We do in person. I'd start my day with you. Yeah, we were doing probably the worst decision I made in person at 6am on Monday morning, but it wasn't hot, i could start to get a little steamy in here.
Speaker 1:We're still the hottest pot in America. till we get where we did, we do in person at early We did.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we for some reason went like I think it was the summer we just started going virtual. We did virtual for like eight months.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that sounds terrible. I wouldn't want to do that. Now I also have a newborn, so I don't know how much we went from a couch to the garage to now the new studio which we done one studio coming in, hopefully the next week or so.
Speaker 1:We'll see, we'll see So the outside looks it'll be. It'll be here by out. It'll be here by episode 300. I can promise you that prayers.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you make promises like that, trent episode 300.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know. 100 episodes.
Speaker 4:It took us two years to get to 200.
Speaker 1:Took us two years but we're going faster. We're doing three episodes a week during the season. Two episodes.
Speaker 4:Are we counting the drafts as a full up?
Speaker 1:Okay So yeah, we caught up there. I don't know. Is there anything else you kind of want to say? If you, anything you're thankful for about this pod, was this pod brought you to? you know it's got you some new free underwear. other than that, that?
Speaker 4:actually probably is the top thing that I'm thankful for those.
Speaker 3:Definitely up there. It saved me some money.
Speaker 4:They're enjoyable. I get to hype them, tell everyone about them. They're nice, you know. I think that that's. They're good for my runs. I know we're talking about my runs. I'm talking about like running on the sidewalk there down three miles They fit better than Verori, or do they fit tight like this?
Speaker 1:Verori fit tight like the Manscape Boxers? No.
Speaker 4:Viori was. Here's the thing. I don't want to go bad on Viori because the shirts were nice. I think I got to, just got to get. I got to set the size up Those just loved all the free stuff he's got. Yeah, well, i mean, those are father's day, but the I guess they're free.
Speaker 3:The underdog cash you got. That was more way more than your wife was ever going to let you. I was going to bring up.
Speaker 1:You know the the old sponsor were filling it put enough money to get the free.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a good. I did put enough money.
Speaker 2:No you didn't know the one that made you know, it was match a hundred bucks.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to throw a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This was a share when.
Speaker 4:George, the twenty dollars, the twenty dollar one, yes, yeah, that's, that's a good. Actually, that was a slight, that was a. It was a purposeful slight.
Speaker 1:I know there's no way you're smart.
Speaker 2:Yes, it was No you, yes, it's not that was a purposeful slight.
Speaker 4:I think it was you give me 20. I needed to put 20 in You had to deposit 20 bucks.
Speaker 3:Now I got a free 20 bucks and I didn't do it.
Speaker 1:I think I did five, you did five dollars, yeah, he did enough to do the draft that week, but I think that kind of does it guys?
Speaker 4:I actually love that I still I have a so class that I did that.
Speaker 3:Maybe so mad, i was so mad.
Speaker 2:That was so.
Speaker 4:I think isn't that when I said that we should call the gambling helpline for you? Yes, yeah, yeah So all right guys.
Speaker 1:Hey, i think that does it. We'll have a draft for you this week. Yeah, no, seth's going to be there, but yeah, thanks for tuning in for the first two hundred and we'll see you on the next two hundred, i guess. Do you want to do a two hundred contract right now? Fill in the two hundred. Sign it, sign the contract you know, sign and delivered. All right guys. Hey, thanks for tuning in. Remember, hey, don't be rude. Share the dude's really helps us out. Give us a five star rating and review, but the best thing you can do is just share this with a friend if you appreciate it. So anyways, as always, take care.
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