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This is the fantasy football dudes podcast.
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What is up, my dudes?
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This is Trent.
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On today's episode We are going to talk about, you know, maybe a little bit of Deandre Hopkins landing spots, but mostly dynasty targets, and maybe that's why we'll talk about Deandre Hopkins, some divas and more NFL talk.
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But before we get into the NFL talk, let's just recap to you know, this weekend It's been a while since you guys talked to us.
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Seth, you look horrible.
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Don't tell your wife.
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No, yeah, exactly exactly.
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My wife did not punch, so Seth, you guys had a good baseball season.
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You won the section.
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Yeah.
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So I'll just say how it happened.
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I was throwing in the batting cage and I was getting a little lazy, didn't get behind the screen in time, took a.
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Took one To the face, yeah so how many we didn't win the game, the next day.
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So it wasn't worth it.
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How many stitches set?
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12, 12 stitches, so you split your eyelid in half.
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Yeah, my eyelid and then you're underneath your eye 11 under my eye Yeah okay, so they did stitch your eyelid.
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It wasn't glue.
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Yeah, they stitched my eye Could you feel the like stitches on your eye When you were.
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That was the most painful part, because he couldn't numb that part.
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He's like hey, i can't know your eyelid.
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So we just have to sew it how it is and I'm like okay, he's like, he's like you absolutely cannot move, because if you flinch too much like I will stab your eye I would have said put me to sleep, said put me under.
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Well, I was already in the emergency room for like six hours and I didn't want to stay there for like four more.
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Okay so, did it feel like straight up sandpaper on your retinas or like like I can't imagine?
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like having my eye.
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No, no, but the stitches on your lid.
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You couldn't feel it on the inside.
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You get what I'm saying.
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Yeah you, I mean yes you sort of could.
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It just felt like I don't know it.
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It felt weird when he tied it, like I don't know.
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The prick wasn't as bad as I thought, but like the actual tying of the Thing was if you're at the emergency room for six hours, what's four hours more?
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I heard the guy next to you.
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It's a lot worse.
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Yeah, the guy next to me came in five minutes after me cut off three of his fingers with a table.
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Saw, oh man?
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and I was like Hold your hand up real quick.
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These three.
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He sat down next to me and I'm all those your fingers in that bowl of ice.
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He goes, yep.
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Yo you talk to him.
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Yeah, he's gonna come on the pot.
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He goes.
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Man, I really got.
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I really wish I got hit the face by a ball and I'm like I bet you did.
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So is he just bandaged his like hand?
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look like one of those defensive linemen hand was in like a bath towel and, like he's, his fingers were sitting in a bowl of ice water.
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He drive himself to that.
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No, his wife drove him and so were they gonna try and sew it back on to well.
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He got in obviously a lot quicker than me like, so he came in said hey, like my finger, but he still waited 15 minutes for them to take him back.
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So were they gonna.
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So were they gonna stop trying.
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So back.
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I didn't see him.
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The hospital the way.
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I mean obviously, like I didn't see my other waiting rooms, like obviously they took him, you know pretty.
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Yeah, yeah, that's like an emergency.
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That is an emergency.
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Did they fix him, can he?
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I don't know, did you shake his hand?
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No, did you get his contact info, instagram handle or anything?
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I?
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think the guy was like.
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When I was talking to a man Like, i think he was like like he would already freaked out and like so, because he was like talking, he was like moving back and forth and like, but apparently, like I thought his wife after they took him back, he's like apparently this guy is like full of accidents.
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You know, and I'm like dude, why are you cutting wooden trellis for your tomatoes?
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Just buy the trellis at home depot for 50 cents.
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So like I mean obviously says like a DIY guy like he likes to lose appendages while doing it.
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There might be some drinking involved, like If you think your life's that bad, go to the ER room and you'll be like, wow, my life's not that bad.
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Anyways, phil, how you doing, man, you have a good weekend.
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Yeah, i was good, didn't do.
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What did I do this weekend?
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I didn't do much, just kind of Man.
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I'm trying to think what I did.
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I didn't do much, just kind of hung out how to.
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I did some yardwork just some, just some standard yard worker out my house trend some trees.
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Me, you and settlement white water rafting.
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A couple weeks ago That was.
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We did go We almost lost Trent Four feet from you know a bridge to the forehead.
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Yeah, I did get nervous about.
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A lot of room, though.
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No, it was less than four feet.
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Did you guys?
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They were trying to offset, trent me for the way, numb, like guys.
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There's three other people on this boat that are heavier than me.
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Why am I?
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why am I the offset?
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guy.
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No, Phil threw up six times on the way.
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Yeah, that's true.
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You threw up Phil on the way out, Oh yeah, that's why we're like 45 minutes.
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No, No, no this is what happened, i heard, was my brother in law threw up and I like he was in front of us And I saw him throw his head out the window and it just chunks and oh.
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So here's the thing.
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Here's the thing I so I didn't front seat.
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He didn't do anything this week.
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He made an hour-long drive.
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you know two hours long, So this would happen.
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So this is what happened.
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I was like, okay, we're going on, we're going white water rafting.
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I am going to like not, car bloated on well.
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I'm not gonna car, but kind of car because I didn't know what to expect.
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So I did peanut butter and waffles with syrup, one just one, not like ego, like like my wife had made them, and then They're frizz.
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I, i warmed it up And then I had a glazed donut when we got there.
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Don't lie, chase it down with the glass of milk.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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So then, but then the people that I'm riding with set, you can vouch for this.
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The people that I'm riding with were like 20 minutes, like in the truck.
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In the truck, yeah the people that I'm riding with were 20 minutes late.
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So the guy driving, bless his heart, was trying to catch up to the rest of the crew, and so we're we caught up before we got to the mountains and in my driver's Defense you know like, yeah, we know that's not true.
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So they're like we're about 15 to 20 minutes ahead.
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So this guy's taken like basically one way turns going way too fast, and I'm sitting in the back seat and I'm listening to Trent talk, which is exhausting enough, plus you throw in windy roads and at that, nauseating it's a nauseating yes.
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And so at some point I'm like, hey, you got a pullover.
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And so the first time I pull over I just start yacking in the front trends in the front seat, and the driver keeps rolling down trends window, so he has to like be involved with it basically the entire time.
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So then we switch seats.
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But it was it was probably like five to six times like we got there.
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That's a lot.
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I think it was worse than your brother.
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He got out of the car he got out of the car.
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Didn't you not see the photos.
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have some self-control, No that's some self-respect.
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No, no, if you know, holding it, holding it holding in, throw up his war is way worse.
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Dude, no guy throws up five times in a car ride No no, no, he probably threw up three times, but the other three times he was just dry heaving.
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I was prepping myself, dude You were prepping my soft, i did.
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Dude, it was a.
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It was a rough day before we got there.
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I didn't touch the Mexican food before we left.
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I'm like to kick you off the dudes, like you're gonna do anymore.
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Yeah come on, dude.
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Hey, no, this is a no once.
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No, no, this is what we're gonna do Jordan, you're gonna have a waffle, peanut butter and syrup.
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Then you'll have a donut and you're gonna sit in the back and listen to talk about who knows what for 45 Minutes that was probably the worst part people in be you hanging in a car with me for 45 minutes.
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I thought I throw up, it just wouldn't happen.
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I hold it in.
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I have some self-control, self-respect, our self-respect to George, you know what?
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actually I believe that because you went, you went living life for about six to ten months with a fire alarm That was broken, like so yeah, and then honestly, that's lacking self-respect.
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So do I believe you can hold throw up in?
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Yes, do you do it for a long time?
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Also, yes, but I don't live your lifestyle that, so I'm not gonna take advice from you.
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I don't say Go check us out on YouTube at Tfm dudes to see all that.
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I.
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Jordan, how's your weekend, man?
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Do you get basketball or something?
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I didn't do any basketball.
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Let's we get.
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It was good.
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Can we tell the story of you almost dying though?
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Yeah, I don't hear that story.
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Yeah, what happened on the on?
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the white water.
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I, anyways, our guide, thought it'd be a good idea to take us over this last rapid, like there's no rapids left.
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He's like, hey, there's one right there by the bridge, but gotta be pretty technical.
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Well, the guy in front of our boat the driver of the vehicle We may be he practically was, you know, a mermaid up front, that you know.
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But anyways okay.
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We're we're technical, so let's do it.
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So we do it, and We a couple people in our boat who were not very good.
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No you were not near being one of the worst people.
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Someone's paddle not reaching water, but anyways, we end up going right by this bridge and we just wrap it and I'm like, oh shoot, i get my or sticking up against the bridge and I'm like man, i almost went like so I'm sitting on the right side of the boat, i'm all the way on the left side of the boat, like Sitting basically on my cousin's lap, because it's the bridge pushed me all the way over, just wrecked house.
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I seriously was like me, i was.
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It was going through my mind.
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I'm like either need to jump out of the, i need to jump out of the boat right now, because I'm gonna take the bridge head on.
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And I was like if I jump out the boat, i'm gonna get ran over by the boat and the only thing I was thinking was if I get concussed, or these guys gonna get me back in the boat.
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You know like What's their ability?
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Yeah, what's our ability?
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What's the worst part is is like the.
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The place where you like get out is like 50 yards away from you Yeah, yeah you have to kind of hustle to get out Yeah.
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Yeah, you keep going down the rapids and there's there's some sketchier ones.
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Just pass that.
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What's why they stop?
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Yeah, yeah so, anyways, i he survived.
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I had a good weekend.
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I'm gonna talk about my weekend in the diva section, though.
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Is that okay, guys?
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It's fine?
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Yeah, we'll go over there, because I have three divas for this week.
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It all happened with my encounter yesterday.
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You traveled this week.
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I traveled.
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I went to the Dodgers Yankees game.
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It was pretty cool, had great seats, got some free tickets.
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But I will talk about my divas of the week.
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At the end of the show we get to divas and sounds good.
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It's pretty cool seeing Aaron judge.
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You know we're obin triple.
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You know He had a home run close to your Fresno State guy do that stuff.
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So let's get into our you know dynasty targets that we were talking about guys.
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But with draft season around the corner, I'd like to Talk about underdog sports guys.
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Underdog is my favorite.
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Are the dudes favorite place to play?
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DFS force I'm still talking about Phil said I'm about self-respect.
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I'm so sorry.
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Underdog is easiest way to play fantasy sports.
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Draft your team and, and forget it, no sitting lineups or trades.
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It's the dudes favorite place to play best ball.
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All kinds of other DFS games, inter promo code, dudes.
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They will match you up to $100.
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There's a lot of best ball drafts right now, guys, i don't know, throwing a dollar one, three dollar one, all kinds of different stuff, the Phil special, the dollar dollar Yeah but no, hey, you can.
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There's.
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You can win up to a million dollars on some of those drafts.
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So go ahead, check it out They.
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They have a budget for everyone.
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It's a very budget friendly.
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Whatever you want, whatever your taste is, how risky you want to get, go to underdog They got that rivals all kinds of good stuff.
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I we love underdog set.
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You haven't been sending me plays in the discord lately.
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Dude nation, maybe try to get in on that, even if you don't want to play him.
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I just need something to play.
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I know, you can't catch anything set if your polls not in the water.
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okay, wise fisherman once told me that, so scared My, don't make money anyways, guys, let's get into our Dynasty targets.
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Jordan, you got anything here?
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Do you want to just talk about you?
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Andre Hopkins, i know it's not really a dynasty.
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Yeah maybe it's somebody.
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If you have a good team.
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I would imagine his redrop values gonna be pretty high if he's on the chiefs of the bills.
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I think so if he goes, the Browns like I've seen the Browns thrown around, i think it's values, not as I, but you don't think him and Watson would be a good?
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I just I'm not, i don't believe into Sean Watson anymore.
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So so you think it's just done.
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I.
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Yeah, I mean I think he's done I if he can go, but I heard that Hopkins wants a ton of money, so We'll see what happens there.
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I can't imagine team signing him for more than one year.
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Do they have to take out?
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was there?
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how much was left over?
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He wants like a lucrative contract.
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Let's see if there's.
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I Imagine this contract is gonna be.
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Odell Beckham is kind of weird because he had that.
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He had like the Bitcoin part of his deal.
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I imagine this deal being more of like an Odell Beckham to the Rams type deal.
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You know what I'm saying.